AAPL

Even for earnings aapl is the most boring stock known to mankind

ain’t no refractory period when life fucks you in the ass knowing me AAPL will open -5%

AAPL: +0.34% SNDK: +19.4% LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So far turns out selling AAPL few min before close was a good idea

Up 12% on my aapl daily what a waste of time

AAPL should be up like 5% or more. Continue to grow at double digits with strong margins and minimal capex.

Had late work meetings, looks like AAPl just earnings and only up a buck. What gives?

Make it fucking make sense. AAPL - great earnings, great guidance, after hours it goes up .5%. HOOD - "yeah, we might be involved in the trump accounts". Shit goes up 2%. Fuck you HOOD, you POS stock losing me money until the moment I sell. Then that shit goes up.

AAPL you pos 🤬

AAPL - Record breaking sales, improving sales and outlook, flat. TSLA - we might merge with ourselves +3.5%

AAPL: blew out earnings. Markets: best I can do is two fiddy cents for you LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

TCGL beating AAPL with only 8 employees KEK 🤣 🤣

Apple: let’s use the word “staggering” to describe our iPhone sales, that will surely juice the stock price! AAPL: +0.63%

AAPL trades like a TBill 🤣

AAPL doing me dirty

Aapl being up $1.5 from this morning is diabolical

$AAPL China sales growth went up nearly 40% YOY

Hoping china pumps AAPL when they open their markets if thats even a thing idk im regarded

AAPL getting a little micro pump, perhaps my calls won’t be dead if we can get to 265 by open

Lol were they waiting for AAPL to end conference before buying in?

So aapl pls just stay flat so i can exit without big loss

in eventful aftermarket AAPL confirmed it's alive 2 times.

AAPL will be up bigly tomorrow

I wonder if these AAPL shareholders look at the ticker right after they asked their shitty questions. These people are doorknobs

I wasn’t hoping for much, just a small 3% gain and AAPL can’t even do that

Dudes on foodstamps talking about "AAPL *only* paid $3.4 billion in taxes". Single mom disease brain.

AAPL isn’t gonna pump tomorrow is it 🤧

AAPL suffering from a short ladder attack after hours

aapl pumping not once but twice and giving all back for virtually 0 gain

Yeah I’m glad I sat out aapl earnings

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AAPL flat. IV crush. Well played theta gang.

STFU AAPL investors 🤬

AAPL theta throat fucking both sides of the trade lol

Thank you AAPL for not shitting the bed at least but my dogshit OTM call will forsure be theta wrecked if this doesnt pick up steam. Also fuck Elon wtf is this shit i thought people would roll over MSFT sells into AAPL at least more than the average stagnant earnings that AAPL has beaten that LAST 12 CONSECUTIVE TIMES and drills EVERY TIME!

AAPL typical earnings movement. Every single time

All aapl options holder have lost, thanks for playing, more luck next time

Sometimes I simply don’t understand earnings. AAPL had on of the best quarters and the stock can barely stay up. I think it could be red by open tomorrow morning.

AAPL wants red

Aapl calls were ITM for 74 seconds twice! Nice!

msft, aapl stock underperforming while tsla is surging for no good reason...hmm.

1. AAPL had a killer quarter. Like bonkers good. 2. AAPL after hours has been going up and down like a prairie dog unsure of whether to go to bed. 3. I'm convinced this is good for AAPL. Why? Look at the quarter. Such a safe play.

Tesla aapl car 🤡

Aapl wants so badly to go red, just let it!

I can’t handle these moves I expect to wake up tomorrow to AAPL at 265 otherwise I’m asking Tim for a refund

AAPL was about to go back up and this prick just tanked it

Classic AAPL, tanks from being asked about other tech while said tech's entire sector moons further from the question

That was a fun 2 minutes for aapl

Make up your mind aapl

Yeah ima need TSLA $500 tomorrow and AAPL $265 ATLEAST