AAPL

lol, aapl announcing they are building a car with tesla was soooo not on my list

AAPL just spiked up 6 points again. Any one else see that?

Please. What’s happening on aapl??

AAPL going crazy or is my app bugging?

Mad respect to AAPL to not make promises when the fucking world is on fire and who the fuck knows.

AAPL you pos go to 270

TSLA decides it doesn’t want to make cars anymore after posting results just above failing, but vague promises of sex bots. +2% AAPL posts yet again excellent earnings beating high expectations its parents set, but no promises of sex bots. +0.5%

|AAPL (in millions)|Dec 2024|Dec 2025| |:--|:-:|:-:| |Revenue|$124,300|$143,756| |Gross Margin|$58,275|$69,231| |Net Income|$36,330|$42,097| Bruvs, this is bonkers.

Whatever happens in the market now, AAPL is good for the year. One benefit of being a stock owner rather than a filthy option player. The market will catch up- or catch on, eventually.

Bols celebrating, but aapl didn't even announce guidance yet

MMs holding aapl down to theta fuck calls tomorrow. Fuck me. Could have got out with -15%. Now i’m fucked

AAPL gave it all back

Aapl earnings call 😴😴😴

AAPL flatter than Riley Reid’s chest

AAPL DOWN 98% AH LMAOOOO

MSFT gonna have a better afterhours than AAPL

>Apple's iPhone revenue topped out at an all-time record of $85.3 billion in the quarter, well ahead of the $78.3 billion analysts were anticipating. Ho Lee Fuk AAPL absolutely smashing expectations... AAPL also crushing in China. Looks like $26B vs $21B expected.

AAPL Bulls and Bers: https://preview.redd.it/bqmjxq142dgg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8270f06cc013f03f76688f84d8760ecc11604f

AAPL will make all the bers asshole red

I think my AAPL CSP's at 257.50 strike are going to pay off tomorrow. A small 1500 gain but nice none the less. If only I could hit those wins WITHOUT LOSING MY ASS FIRST. FUCK YOU HOOD. I only fucking win after losing big on other stupid shit. Lost 2k on hood, hopefully will recover 1500 on AAPL. But jesus christ, it's 1 step forward 2 fucking steps back every single fucking time.

when aapl guidance out?

Theres ppl out there that bought $270-$280 AAPL calls exp next week. They are so fkn cooked

Aapl so flat.. fucking your calls and puts

So let me get this straight: AAPL posts amazing results, flat because no signs of growth. MSFT gets clobbered with also great results but too much investment in future growth. Got it makes sense

AAPL is going to open at 270 and SPY at 700. Ber will buy poots thinking its going to dump at open only to get gaped by SPY pumping to 705.

So i sold my aapl 270 to buy nflx 125

Not the best sign when AAPL cant hold with earnings out. Hopefully call will save it.

Aapl doing option buy backs 😭😭

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AAPL has nothing but iPhones at this point

AAPL is a great stock. Booyah

AAPL pls fly again

aapl need to announce 250b repurchase or else we red

LMAO AAPL BULLS. Talkin allat shit to me, just for all of us to get IV crushed

Sorry could u repeat that? I couldn’t hear u over the sound of AAPL falling

r/thetagang ... the real winner of AAPL earnings so far.

The roulette ball landed on zero with aapl. Play again next time.

Bers bought AAPL poots on their iPhones lol

That’s the AAPL I know 😝

AAPL : Smashes earnings, record revenues = red TSLA : Trash earnings, handjob robots coming in 2033 = +16.3%

Aapl will be fine and open green !remindme 15 hours

It's cool AAPL, just please don't do what MSFT did

AAPL, dawg what the fuck are you doing

#AAPL faded just as I predicted LMAO🤌

Wow AAPL... Thought you'd at least try and make it to pre market or something before giving it all back..

aapl is losing it

Wtf, the algos saw me buy the AAPL pump after hours, so they dumped the stock

Lol, after he speaks, aapl going to be -5%

Alright guys I’m going to listen in on the AAPL call so I can know what will happen with my 3 shares