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I AIN'T GAY BUT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN "SELL THE RIP" INTRADAY REGIME FOR NOW.

It took $UAMY two full days to give back what it pumped in just 12 hours. How long do you think it’ll take to climb back? Come on… the math ain’t that complicated. My bet? This rocket still has fuel

#im not posting again until my flair is changed to “living legend”. If you guys can let u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR know because we ain’t talking

Did Google really need to update the YouTube player design with bigger uglier rounder buttons? If it ain't broke don't fix it

INTC ain’t coming to play today…

We ain’t fucking selling Buy the dip, pxxxx

Anyone else feeling the existential dread?? This shii ain’t holding 😭

Don’t get baited yall it ain’t gonna v 😂

Gyna ain't Colombia. Just wait until they put an embargo on rare esrths and cripple Murica. Think Unkie Sam under estimated them.

Ain't no way a V is coming

all you mfs talkin bout jpow ain’t no hitta, jpow a fake

That ain't no V

The shiny yellow metal ain't got shit on anything else

MMs ain’t paying out those calls and puts. THETAGANGBANG KREMEPIE BUKAKKE

Stocks want to cook but we ain’t got no cookin oil

I’ve got news for you fellas the orange man’s In office another 3 years this regard party ain’t close to stoppin

If you ain’t buying gold you ain’t even gay lowkey

Holy tesla ain't stopping for no one

If you're losing money in this market, then this thing just ain't for you

3rd shit this morning, i ain’t scared of bitch ass hemorrhoids

It's a big club, and I ain't in it.

Maaaaaan shut the fuck up. I ain't reading all that.

On the one hand, I may have called the top when my SPY 665 call was at \~$5.50. On the other hand, it looks like I didn't get my sell order in quite on time, so it probably ain't gettin' filled. Edit 5m later: bad news is I didn't call the top. Good news is the order was filled. Bad news is the order could have been filled for at least $0.30 more...

God so help me if any of you idiots start hoarding cooking oil. I ain't going through that again!

Gold was like 2,600 at the start of the year.... That ain't a great sign it's now over 4,200...

Ain't nothing wrong with taking profits.

Puts on Wendy’s the fries ain’t going to cook themselves

Short dude. The only problems I’ve ever had are 0DTE options. Ain’t that serious lmao

China has been tariffing Canadian on Canola and we survived. This soybean shit ain't no thang

I only buy those big fat girthy dips. Ain’t buying no slimdick ass dips.

Bers: I'm tired boss I ain't falling for this again

Dang, DOD♿️ERS ain’t playing around tonite

People keep saying 🅰️ℹ️ ain’t a threat because it won’t replace trades/hands-on jerbs What people are failing to understand iz that all the comfy & cushy middle management jerbs will get vaporized by 2030 This means there’s 🔫🅰️ 🐝 a YUGE swath of unemployed 26-50 year olds with no real skills except identifying as ⌨️ warriors This demographic will all have to compete for a smol pool of service jobs that cater to stock owners, effectively keeping salaries/hourly pay in the basement—either work for minimum wage 💀®️ starve So no, 🅰️ℹ️ will never replace your 🚽 But 🫵 won’t even have employment to pay for a housing situation with a 🚽 in the first place SPX 6,888 🔜 Thank you for your attention to this matter ❗️

Why does every asset that gets institutionalized have suppressed volatility from that point on? Seems like intentionally suppressing vol is cheating but I ain’t a lawyer.

They ain’t open yet tard

I'm gonna need ETH at 5k this month Those BMNR calls ain't gonna print themselves

All country are developing now. Everyone speaks English. Everyone has computer and internet. This ain’t 1960.

Traders have made the most money in single trades ever under 🥭 & broke LARPers wanna pretend he ain’t the 🐐🐐🐐🐐 POTUS with respect to markets Lel, LMFAO even Pls let your stupid emotions goad 🫵 into puts, do eet SPX 6,888 🔜

🥭 supporters ain't got bread fam

Nah it ain’t bro

I bought some calls to expire on October 31, at 181.94 there ain’t no way that it’s gonna not go up to 183 or 184 midday some times in the next two weeks

We gotta rename power hour cause this ain’t it

donnie ain't gonna appreciate all this positive jpow attention, cryptic market crash tweet confirmed

SPY ending green this pullback ain’t shit

This mfkr ain’t talkin or he sayin the wrong shit which is it

When quantum’s dying you know this little backtest pump ain’t it

Whoever didn’t buy the dip.. you ain’t welcome aboard the USS Big Dippah

JPOW ain’t gonna cut rates when tariffs are coming quote me in 2h

About to treat myself with a classic american diner breakfast after all these profits, being a bear ain't that bad after all

China always pushes back once. Regards if you ain't buying calls