AIN

Even Ramen packets ain't saving it

Tesla poots, SPY calls. Ain't pretty, but it's a hobby

Ever since I clicked the upgrade button on chat gpt but didn't buy the free version is 10x slower than it used to be lol. Fuck you I ain't paying you

If you don’t buy the YYAI dip, you ain’t black!

Ain't no way

I’m too late on the rare earth minerals ain’t I

You ain't never been to Seattle

How many people have you met like that. I ain't met one. You meet alot of trannies?

Say it ain’t so 😭

I ain't got no gears, bitch. 🤖🚫

It’s not about making money anymore for me. It's very important that bears learn this lesson as the market humiliates you time and again. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so"

Ugh and we haven’t even recovered from Friday yet… Pumptember ain’t happening smh

Monday: cash hasn't settled, let me in 😫 Tuesday: lmao I ain't buying that shit 🙃

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so

Markets ain’t looking too hot lmfao

I was making jokes about silver buying me a lambo, but I have news:   I ain't buying no lambo. I'm just going to have a bigger number in a phone screen.

It ain’t even past what it was last week 😭

I got 20k to buy some stocks but every fkn thing on my watch list is up absurd amounts on the 1y, especially in the last month. OKLO, RDDT, U, IONQ, CCCX, KRKNF Like tf am I supposed to buy? I ain't buying at these levels.

scared money ain’t make no money boi

JPM turning bullish means hold on to your god damn hats. You ain’t seen shit. Dotcom run starts now

ain’t reading that essay. recession cancelled???

If you think that’s a drop, this stock ain’t for you my friend

China saying they're holding onto increases cuz they ain't taco trump

Come on bears sing it with me now. Hold me nowwwwww I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking maybe six feet ain’t so farrrrr downnnnn

Call me a bear or whatever but Open ai ain't got this cheddar

It ain't no lie baby, buy buy buy buy buy.

Shits obviously going (up/down) today, if you ain’t full porting into (calls/puts) at open, then ur actually retarded.

Don’t sleep on Poet, something beyond big is coming and that ain’t hype.

Gold ain't stopping for nuttin!

Dude bears are going to get extra fucked with this 2% day and death of VIX. This ain’t even funny I feel bad LMAO 🤌

you can certainly tell who is losing here. This game ain't for everyone. We need plumbers too. Those 0-3dte puts wont get you out of your job bro.

when the leverage dries up, because it's all ponzi'd, btfd ain't gonna cut it anymore

Ain’t no way my mariners are beating the blue jays lol. Their team looks insanely complete. Our pitchers are also exhausted.

*If you havin' heart palpitations, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 options and a put ain't one.*

Chief keef ain’t bout this chief keef ain’t bout that

my username is a meme, it's entertainment for the people. We ain't following up with that meme tho, FUCK THAT. We hold to infinity

MMs ain’t paying out those puts regard bers

I ain’t selling shit and gonna ride the wave up gng

I'm so happy I ain't gay no more!

Ain’t a taco yet but it’s a buy some calls signal He’ll taco before the 1st

MM ain't gonna pay out those puts.

-3% in a day ain’t shiznit! Where my apes at that were ballin’ during Covid! You know how we do this! 

Every single marvel film felt like the script was written by CharGPT. AI ain't replacing much that wasn't already there.

#THIS WEEKEND IS SO FUCKING BORING AND LAME WITHOUT A SEX ROBOT #YOU MUTHAFUCKING AI COMPANIES BETTER HUSTLE UP, I AIN'T PLAYIN NO MO DAWG 😤 😒 😠

Yo why the fuck isn't Robinhood letting me withdraw?!?!?! Every other weekend it lets me, I have an appointment with an escort that is supposed to be paid with Y'ALL'S money but it ain't letting me and I can't just show up with €47 💀💀💀

Miller, Bessent, hassett, and nutlicker played 🥭 for the fool that he is. Let him believe he has full control and can do whatever he wants with China. They got all their economy killing policies in place, and now the chickens have come to roost. 🥭 does not have the cards to save us. And SHI ain’t taco’ing.

Jerome ain’t even gonna come out next FOMC. It’ll be an email.

The market has had what maybe 7 black swan events in the last 100 years? Well that ain't shit so far this year we have already had two 🍊 swan events and probaly a few more before 🥭 goes away

I ain’t buying shit til I hear “It’s a great time to BUY!”

If I’m wrong tell me but, Nov 1 deadline, meeting with Xi still on, immediate back track on his morning truth which said he cancelled the meeting, maybe he saw market reaction and didn’t expect it to be that bad? Let’s be real here, market crashing is awful for the mango, he will face heavy criticism, if he puts on 100 percent tariffs, rate cuts ain’t coming. From an orange man standpoint, he has to taco, that was always his play, him going thru with this is political suicide. He will be absolutely decimated by media, congress will go ape shit, etc etc