AKA

"US China talks constructive" aka nothing. When even the US gov (known liars) says its only constructive, you know its going bad

No I meant Strive aka $ASST

genesis 13:2 "And Abram was very rich in cattle (aka beyond meat), in silver, and in gold."

Usually his stream of consciousness. Aka diarrhea

Be fearful when others are greedy - A super callused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis (aka Ghandi).

Now with actual rocket engines instead of high pressure air boosters. Delivery date: June 2026 (aka Never, 2052).

We're getting a new set of diamond hand holders aka culties

The Wallstreet bet logo with the martini is Barron Trump, aka Lisan al Gaib, as a grown up I see this now (I’m a lib that enjoys memes)

the cow meat says not today!!!! aka shorts

They are not going out of business anytime soon no, but as far as expansion aka stock growth they are not even in the running for the new fighters and bombers at the moment

Pray to the AWS god aka bezos

Ber anos AKA beyond pussy

The best thing about California (aka peoples’ republic of china) is that you can shit on the sidewalk. LMAO🤌

The economic analysis of EU going 100% opening border post covid in order to boost business and tourism and the fallout of the mass migration from third world countries from Middle East and Africa would be studied by college econ classes for years to come. EU is in the midst of a demographic and political paradigm shift from non-europe aka non white population about to overtake the native white population in population to the sudden and heavily alt right shifting of dominant politics from resentment of European natives.

Taiwan companies tried it, roughly quoting "americans dont work as hard and complain more". Aka its not very profitable in comparison

Korea is up 56% vs US 13% YTD aka were overbought, it's the top

pro tip: eat hot dogs from the side and not the ends that way people won’t think you’re good at putting long things in your mouth aka sucking a fat dick

Pro Tip Once people start spam posting about something on this sub ( aka GLD last night) that’s when it’s time to exit your position. Same happened with $BITF

Bitf holders in panic… aka me.

I gotta say today is clear proof the fundamental thesis of BTC is retarded. So regional banks and their shaddy car loans fuck up the SP500 today. Ok, well guess what, wasnt bitcoin supposed to be decentralised, safe, blockchain alternative to that shitshow? AKA DIY BANKING? Control ur own money. So if the mainstream legacy finance world is dieing and corrupt, shouldn't this be immensely bullish for crypto.. u cant trust anyone other than urself (and the blockchain). And yet, -2.51%. Great thesis useless fucking junk. At least AI i can make hentai to goon to.

When they report "there was no apparent news catalyst for the early afternoon rollover" Aka You arent apart of the club

I data mined this daily thread and found: Lil E aka YBCH loves the ladies

Never got there, but having tapped it and shrunk from it.. just start selling options and wheeling good tickers aka top tickers in SPY. Theta gang it and play it safe until the opportunity finds you.

Alright, alright. Which one of the fuckers in the administration bought puts on soybean futures before his tweet? My money’s on Pelosi aka the greatest trader of our time.

Climbing this current wall of worry (aka 🐻🐼🐻‍❄️ corpses) will be glorious

No college degree auto denies me from most everywhere and I only have 2 years of actual work experience, AKA SLAVE RESUME

Never felt more of a cuck watching my wife (aka my portfolio) get fucked while I just watch and cry

This is where I need to stay committed and still keep a good amount of 3 month out puts open to hedge my main account. aka throwing money into the puts fire

NVIDIA backed INFQ (CCCX is the current ticker) merger is incoming soon. It's the NVDA backed Quantum company. AKA NVIDIA's version of Google's Quantum Willow. I expect the quantums to dump 20% like when Willow was released.... Imagine hodling IONQ at $81.

Maybe tomorrow will be -2%. Unprecedented in these times(aka last 6 months)

Yeah I’m a fucking regard. The only thing keeping me in is the economy is only getting more fucked aka gold up, so I’m gonna try and hold strong

Columbus Day. Aka defeating the savages day.

CCCX yolo is printing if you dont know.... CCCX / Infleqtion the a NVDA partnered quantum spac merger. they make real money today selling quantum hardware, sensors, and even atomic clocks to NASA Churchill Capital, AKA Michael Klein's last SPAC was OKLO. The seed investors for this company are the same as PLTR.... In-Q-Tel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel) In-Q-Tel is an investment arm of the CIA (US GOV) <----- READ THAT AGAIN, REGARD

Planet Labs aka PL is the most bullshit stock ever. Shit goes up every single day 

Stock down Bond up, aka eyes down ass up

PYPL aka PAINPAL finally move after 3 years underdog! Will this move last or just another Painpal style

Holding the POS that twitter traders convinced my dumbass to get AKA JD and watching all the AI stocks rip.

For those waiting for a dip or "correction", market is looking forward and has already priced in all future dips and all future corrections, bear markets and black swans, and the recovery from each, aka back to new ATH's ALWAYS, so what's the point of going down at all? Buy high and never sell.

when are the regards going to realize openai doesnt make money and nobody is actually buying anything and these are all "frameworks" aka not real

AMD aka “potential stock” will finally have its run after people have predicted a run for it 100 times this time I swear it’s the time guys

FR PM quit after 1 month, uncertainty about whats next (macron names a new PM? new parliamentary elections? something else?). Aka FR sucks, EU sucks

Multiplying matrices Times Multiplying money machines aka the Fed And here we are

J POWELL IS A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE I JUST FORGOT LMAO IS HE ALLOWED TO CUT RATES? ONLY WEAK MEN SHOW UP TO WORK UNPAID FOR THEIR DAILY LABOR AKA NO RATE CUTS

As usual bitcoin is up because of increased tether dominance aka Tether printing a massive amount of fake money to inject into bitcoin to cash out later.

Makes sense. Most everyone in the US military is a raging alcoholic. I’m a recovering alcoholic, aka: military veteran.

People are switching to Temu aka $PDD