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🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

Didn't even buy puts today...please god just give me a good weekend I promise I won't blow it ALL on hookers this time...

CONGRATS TO ALL THE FOMOERS AND DIP BUYERS

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

Those volumes are pegged af. Like totally humiliating. Are you US citizens even logging in to your accounts or are too busy being poor and not believing in affordability, lmao? YOU PROMISED A SANTA RALLY YOU LYING REGARDS, VOLUME IS CRAZY LOW ALL THOSE DAYS, WAKE TF UP

# AND HERE WE GO # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # BOTTOM IS IN

$META JUST EXECUTED THE METAVERSE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE ZUCK FREED $20B+ WARCHEST, ALL GAS NO BRAKES ON AI & BUYBACKS \+10% TODAY IS THE APPETIZER, $1,000 BY EOY IS THE MAIN COURSE BEARS ARE DINOSAURS AND THE METEOR JUST HIT, WELCOME TO THE BULL APOCALYPSE 🔥🔥🔥 LFG TO ANDROMEDA OR DIE BROKE!!!

INCOMING CATEGORY-5 MEGAGREEN CANDLE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS THIS AIN’T YOUR MOMMA’S LITTLE 5% SQUEEZE, WE’RE TALKING STRAIGHT-TO-VALHALLA, FACE-MELTING, CHART-BREAKING, WIFE-CHANGING, GENERATIONAL-WEALTH-ON-STEROIDS TYPE OF CANDLE LIQUIDATE THE NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE, MORTGAGE THE DOG, CALL YOUR EX AND TELL HER YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, WE’RE ABOUT TO PRINT THE THICCEST, JUICIEST, MOST OBSCENE GREEN DILDO THE MARKET HAS EVER WITNESSED SEATBELTS? NAH BRO, WE THROWIN’ THOSE OUT THE WINDOW...THIS ROCKET DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A ROOF ALL ABOARD THE EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO ANDROMEDA, TENDERONIS!!! LFG TO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!?!?

Zuck you see this, now cut ALL metaverse spending

CHANT IT WITH ME: ALL TIME HIGH ALL TIME HIGH

ALL IN ON NFLX CALLS

##GOOD MORNING TO ALL MY FELLOW BLACKS

#MY LEAPS ARE LOVING ALL THIS GLAZE.

#TO ALL MY HATERS AND THOSE WHO DOUBTED ME: That was a lucky guess 😡

ATTENTION ALL: as per regulations notice must be given. The name Burry has been changed to fucker or Mr. Fucker. thank you for your attention

# SPY NEW HIGH OF DAY # NEW ALL TIME HIGH NEXT # CONGRAULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

JOBS REPORT IS INVALID WERE ALL GONNA GET REPLACED BY AI ANYWAYS.

If people still did it you’d know.. cos it was ALL they talked about

# AND AWAY WE GOOOOOO # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

ALL IN META - more ads needed

The surprise green dildo is actually NOT SURPRISING AT ALL it's always BUY THE FUKING DIP

**FUCK ALL OF YOU MAKE MY NUMBER GO UP**

# LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO # CONTRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # YET AGAIN

IT WAS ALL A RUSE LMFAOO

PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST

my ALL IN SPY CALLS ARE PRINTING EPIC V JUST STARTED

THEY ALL BOUGHT PUTS NOW IT CAN PUMP

# SPY GREEN # I REPEAT # SPY IS GREEN # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # YET AGAIN

It's ALL COMPUTER

ALL IN

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

ALL IN SPY CALLS AT OPEN TO BUY THIS MINI DIP

ALL CAPS ENERGY. LETS LOSE SOME MONEY.

probably like 400 higher if ALL of the money went into the S&P (which it wouldn't)

Lemme get this right. You got insider information You then traded based on that insider info You THEN went on a public sub and SCREAMED IN ALL CAPS about it? Gurl... you sloppy af, but I like you.

ALL IN SPY CALLS OVERNIGHT EXPECT A GREEN DAY TOMORROW ITS THAT SIMPLE

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE RIP SELLERS

# HERE COMES 685 FAKED YOU OUT AND THEN GOT ALL THOSE 0DTES FOR DIRT CHEAP

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

ALL RIGHT TEAM, let’s gather. I want to hear your opinions on $snowflake going into earnings tomorrow What are we thinking ? LETS GOOOOO

Wait so you were laying in your bed, while masturbating ALL morning and what? You just sat in it the entire time? That's honestly impressively disgusting

FUCK ALL OF YOU

#IMAGINE BUYING SHINY BOOMER ROCKS AT ALL TIME HIGHS BECAUSE YOU WERE CONVINCED BY MICHAEL’S BUSSY & PETER’S STIFFY.

Literally ALL gains erased… yikes scoob

HERE THEY COME TO SELL IT ALL

META ALL IN - DON"T BET AGAINST ZUCK

ALL IN META

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # YET AGAIN!!!

Plant Meat and ALL APES & BULLS ARE VEGAN IN WILD 🦍🦍🦍🦍🤔