ALL

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

Bought calls this morning but had no day trades left so I can to sit on them ALL DAY LONG fml

Y'ALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR A KEY CHANGE!?

THANK GOD I QUALIFY FOR CITIZENSHIP ABROAD IS ALL I CAN SAY, GOOD LUCK DYING IN GUNFIGHTS OVER AI DATA CENTER SCRAP METAL SUCKAS

There is a 25% chance we get a tweet that reads “ALL TARIFFS ARE BEING PAUSED FOR 45 DAYS SO ALL LOW INCOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE AN AFFORDABLE THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND MANY ARE SAYING MAYBE I AM THE ‘REAL’ SANTA! GOD BLESS!” bears beware

WTF JUST HAPPENED. I WAS IN MEETINGS ALL DAY? SERIOUS ONLY PLEASE.

# ALL THIS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES

TODAY SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREATEST COCKBLOCK OF ALL TIME

SHAKE THE TREE HARDER, LET THEM ALL PANIC SELL PLEASE

#THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SAY THANK YOU JUST ONCE

ITS 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN BUT THIS IS WORSE

🎵 AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT 🎵

IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE

# SELL IT ALL - LET THE BEAR MARKET BEGIN

BERS I JUST HIT MY FIRST BAN BET AFTER YOU DOUBTED ME. BEEN YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS FOR CLOSE TO 3 DAYS TELLING YOU HOW MORONIC YOU ARE

How can they talk about an AI bubble when it's only just begun? And even if that were the case, ALL sectors can use AI, why? Because it simulates human thought!

THE V TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAILY V, OR A GARY VEE, BUT A GENERATIONAL V TO WIPE ALL BEARS OFF THE PLANET

MASTURBATED TO ALL THE PUTS

#SELL IT ALL

BOYS SKIMMED MILK POWDER FUTURES ARE RIPPINGGGGG!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LISTENED 🚀 🚀 🚀 

#SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING ALL OVER THE BERS

IM ABOUT TO BUST, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BUST, WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BUUUUUUSSTTTTT (not you bers lol)

WHERE IS BEARHUNTER. I CALLED HIM A MORON FOR TALKING ABOUT SHORTING TODAY, THEN HE BLOCKED ME. DID HE LOSE IT ALL? LMFAOOOOOO 👌👌👌

TOLD MY WIFE TO ORDER 5K WORTH OF USELESS TRINKETS FROM CRATE AND BARREL USING AMD GAINS. ALL FROM BEAR DONATIONS

Dont trust this market At ALL tbh it will probably be green then have the fucking knarliest reversal either mid day or Friday and lose all the gains. You dont go from extreme fear to a strong run in one go, will be pure chop first then depends on Macro.

BERS WERE SELLING WHEN FEAR INDEX WAS REACHING ALL TIME

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EXCEPT BERS

#SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING ALL OVER THE BERS

IT'S OVER NOW CAN WE ALL GET BACK TO GOON'ING

NVDA prolly gonna drop by morning. But for now ALL YOU NON-BELIEVERS CAN EAT A NVDICK!!

Was this the easiest call buy of ALL time? Regarded bers disagree - but they are broke and fat so who cares

OH MY GOD IT’S ALL OVER

NVDA CEO JENSEN: ‘YES IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BEARHUNTER429. FOR ONE FINAL TIME BER R FUK. LMAO 🤌’

NVDA GOD OF ALL STOCKS???

"WHO?!?! WHO IS BUYING ALL OF THIS OVERVALUED BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW?!?!" Screamed the bear, as his paycheck auto-bought another share.

ALL THE HOMELESS CHEERING NVDA IN THE STREETS!

ALL OF THE BIG BRAIN BEARS WERE COMMENTING SNARKY RESPONSES ON THE THREADS SAYING WE WERE PUMPING. THEY THINK RETAIL KNOWS WHEN THE MARKET CRASHES LMFAOOOO

guys let’s be professionals and humble. It’s not bers faults they can’t fit ALL of our peepees in their buttholes. 🥺🥺😔😔😔😢😢😢😢

ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW

PRAISE JENSEN ALL HAIL JENSEN EVERY STOCK GOING UP.

BURRY LOSING ALL HIS DOODADS

GUIDE THE SHIT OUT OF BURRY THIS IS YOUR CHANCE JENSEN, MAKE OR BREAK GUIDE US ALL TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAa

If this has elevated your heart rate AT ALL, you are over-leveraged

HERE COMES THE DUMP OF ALL DUMPS. WEEEEEE

Holy shit it missed big. ITS ALL OVER

Breaking News: NVIDIA ANNOUNCED THEY ARE NOW DEDICATING ALL NEW PROCESSORS TO 🌽 MINING

JENSEN IS BASICALLY OZEMPIC FOR WALLSTREETBETS CUTTING THE FAT ON ALL THE OVEREXTENDED BERS TONIGHT

BUY EVERYTHING. NVDA EARNINGS LEAKED. 1 VRILLION DOLLARS MARKET CAP. JENSEN PROCLAIMED GOD-EMPEROR OF ALL OF CHINA VIA MANDATE OF HEAVEN.

#MICHAEL BUSSY TWEETS ANOTHER BLOB OF SHIT TO FEARMONGER US ALL.

ID RATHER LOSE ALL MY MONEY THAN SELL THIS MFST CALL