ALL

shwhoaaaa dude, everything RIPPING AH!!! Too bad the price action in this goofy ass manipulated af market means PPHUCC ALL to me in terms of valuing things, DCA VOO and chill foh 💀

It’s just like I told. BEARISH RETIAL IS ALL IT TAKES TO EN WARS

# RIP ALL YOU FUCKS WHO HOLD OIL

WHAT DONT YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THERES NO NEWS BECAUSE ALL THE RICH INSIDERS HAVE THE NEWS AND ARE FRONT RUNNING. Jesus with the constant “wtf is this nothing on my feed” it’s already decided behind closed doors and being traded with inside info.

GREATEST DAMP OF ALL TIME IN T MINUS 2HRS

OK MICROSLOP, THE TABLE IS SET FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH YOUR LIFE. WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU. ^((plz unload my bags))

...heard iran called you a bitch. BACK ON BURN IT ALL! 🤲🤲🤲

Tons of TSLA support at 350, AVGO about to monster rally, SNDK wants to send a big green dk, some whale added NVDA May calls, etc. there is so much information out there. TECH WANTS TO RALLY AND SPY WILL HIT ALL TIME HIGH. Stop being idiots

It will be so funny till market open tomorrow: \- Trump doesn't TACO: Bears SHIT-TALK FOR SO MANY SLEEPLESS HOURS till market opens \- Trump TACOs: Bulls are back in business and SHIT-TALK THA FCK OUT OF ALL the bears while watching Oil futes dumbing 30% LMAO IT WILL BE SO FUNNY TOO BAD I AM A EUROPOOR AND IMA BE SLEEPING :'(

You could have literally bought SPX call lottos everyday for the past 5 days and they ALL hit

IM JACKED TO THE TITS I LOVE YOU ALL BULLS I EVEN LOVE THE BEARS, I PROMISE I WILL MAKE A GO FUNDME FOR YOU GUYS WITH ALL THE RICHES WE BE MAKIN

LOL DUMB BOLS. ALL THAT VOLUME AND PRICE WENT NOWHERE. CANT EVEN BREAK NHOD.

God damnit I fuckin love taco Tuesday’s. Happy hour goes ALL NIGHT

**HERE IS SOMETHING TO CONSIDER** **WITH OIL PRICES ULTIMATELY RISING WITH NO END IN SIGHT** **AIRLINES WILL SUFFER** **COMPANIES WILL DECREASE AIR TRAVEL FOR EMPLOYEES** **COMPANIES MIGHT EVEN ALLOW MORE REMOTE WORK TO SAVE ON GAS EXPENSES AND CONSUMPTION NATIONALLY** **WHAT BENEFITS?** **ZOOM!** **IT'S COVID ALL OVER AGAIN.** **ZOOM IS UP 17% SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MARCH**

SOLD ALL MY PUTS NOW IT CAN PROPERLY TANK NOW YOU ARE ALL WELCOME FUK

SOLD ALL MY 0DTE puts.. taken HUGE LOSS, IN A DAY LIKE TODYA ?! FUK MY LIFE

FUK ALL MY 0DTE PUTS ARE 0.01 NOW, FUK IT FUK

# WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE MF

Pete in hammered rage: PLAY FREEBIRD AND JUST CHARGE THE STRAIT, THEY CAN’T GET US ALL

WTI oil top hit!!!! ALL IN PUTS

If you’re gonna say some breaking news at least provide link to source you cowards. If you type in ALL CAPS it should be accepted as sarcasm. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

> U.S. ISSUES SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER ALL AMERICANS IN BAHRAIN -STATE DEPARTMENT

Iran broke all US contacts XDDDDD PUTS ALL THE WAY BOYS, HOLD DEARLY TO THEM IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

LMFAO TO ALL THE BULLS. YOU STUPID FUCKS, EAT ASS.

Trump: ALL BULLZ WILL DIE TONIGHT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER TACO TUESDAY.. TOMORROW WAR CRIMES WEDNESDAY

# ONE TACO TO RULE THEM ALL

oh, sorry, my dude. IT IS ALL OVER. SELL EVERYTHING.

IRAN HAS CLOSED ALL DIPLOMATIC AND INDIRECT CHANNELS WITH THE US. BULLLLISSSHHH!!!

"ALL DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS AND INDIRECT TALKS HAVE BEEN FROZEN FOLLOWING TRUMP’S RECENT THREATS."

IRANIAN TV: ALL DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS AND INDIRECT TALKS HAVE BEEN FROZEN FOLLOWING TRUMP’S RECENT THREATS.

"ALL DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS AND INDIRECT TALKS HAVE BEEN FROZEN FOLLOWING TRUMP’S RECENT THREATS."

- 🥭: WE WILL DESTROY IRAN AND TAKE ALL ITS OIL (-0.2%) - 🥭: WE WILL DELAY THAT FOR A FEW DAYS (+2%)

I'VE TAKEN 80MG OF ADDERALL TODAY AND MILKED USO LIKE MY PROSTATE TO BREAK EVEN ON ALL OF MY SHITTY INVESTMENTS AND I'M STILL FUCKING LIQUIDATING EVERYTHING. FUCK IT.

I TOLD YOU IN ALL CAPS TO BUY PUTS BEFORE CLOSE HOPE YOU LISTENED

VERY CONCERN FOR ALL OF US

VERY CONCERN FOR ALL OF US

# UNH CEO FOUND ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS # LUIGI WALKS

I will never understand how people hear him talk and like him AT ALL. He's just so fucking retarded lol.

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS Im going to triple oil to devalue the debt

WOW HES SO PERFECT AND AMAZING AND BREAKS EVERY RECORD ALL THE TIME HES THE GREATEST LIKE NEVER BEFORE SEEN

A LEAKER LEAKED ALL OVER ME

ONE GIANT YUGE LOAD ALL OVER THEM

SELL IT ALL IN THE NAME OF ISRAEL!!!! 🇮🇱

okay...Bulls...Bears...today...we united...FUCK AI...RANDOMLY ALL Be BULLS

SELL YOUR STOCKS NOW. I SOLD ALL OF MINE LAST WEEK. 🥭 IS AN IDIOT AND WILL CAUSE BIGGEST RECESSION OF ALL TIME. IM CONVINCING MY PARENTS TO SELL ALL STOCKS TOO

PLEASE CRASH I SOLD ALL MY STOCKS LAST WEEK BECAUSE 🥭 IS AN IDIOT

654p 656p 0DTE DA FUKKEN WAR Y’ALL

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED FOR THEM TO LOW VOLUME PUMP THEN TURBO RUG ALL THE RETARDS I'VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. I would say they are assholes for constantly doing this but here we are being the retards that continually fall for it so I really can't blame them I guess.

END OF THE WORLD PRICED IN! TECH ALL TIME HIGH! SANDISK IS GIVING OUT SSD'S TO THE HOMELESS

Stay up for another 30 min so I can get cheaper puts. Lol These dumbass algos will believe anything. WAR IS OVER. ALL TROOPS TO BE SENT HOME IMMEDIATELY AND OIL IS NOW FREE