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Samsung is planning to double the number of its mobile devices powered by Google Gemini this year, its co-CEO TM Roh told Reuters in an interview. Samsung rolled out Gemini AI features to around 400M devices, including smartphones and tablets, by last year. It plans to double that figure to 800M in 2026. #BULLISH FOR GOOGL. IMAGINE WHEN IT GETS ROLLED OUT ON ALL IPHONES

Friendly reminder that market makers know ALL of the moves you want to make already based on the news this weekend. They know you want CVX and XOM calls and to short crude oil futures. # They’ll let it run for a bit before they cause a severe reversal to trap you, force you to sell so they can **accumulate** more before they truly pump it.

I drink it ALL up!

Instead of debating and dividing can anybody figure out what the next play is after this to make us ALL money?

OPEN THE CASINO. I NEED TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL ALL MY OIL POSITION

THIS THREAD SEEMS TO BE ALL THE LIBERALS WHO HATE AMERICA CRYING AT EACH OTHER KIND OF PATHETIC

YES LET IT ALL OUT LITTLE MARTINI BOY

i lose ALL my ban bets but win 60% of the time all the time

MU is overbought on ALL time frames. They’re due for a pullback and I expect them to pull back along with the rest of the market soon. There was a tech sector rotation into semiconductors today which also helped the stock. I’m watching for signs of weakness before going in heavier. There were big fish selling on the tape today at $310 and $315. Millions of dollars and everyone just bought it right up like silver last week. I’m not expecting a home run here with puts but pulling back to psych level $300 is reasonable.

# [ALL MY FELLAS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVN0pEx6fs) bols love starting the new year with a fat red L # (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)

JEFF BEZOS! MORE LIKE JEFF BENZOS. THAT DUDE HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE PLACE LATELY, RUNNING AROUND WITH SOME FAKE TITTED LATINA THINKING HES AN ASTRONAUT

You have been green ALL YEAR 🤯

FROM NOW ON ALL BERS AND TIM WALZ WILL BE DEPORTED TO SOMALIA

LETS ALL POOL SOME CASH AND OPEN A SOMALIAN DAY CARE TOGETHER

DUMP ALL OF NANAS INHERITANCE IN THE MARKET FINISH THE BERS 

CONGRATS ALL DIP BUYERS AND CALL HOLDERS

So, what, you're going to sell ALL day?!

WHY DID MY SCHWAB APP JUST FLASH A $150K LOSS. ALL I HOLD ARE ETFS

HE DID ET BOGDANOFF HE WENT ALL IN

Rotate into recession stocks you clowns the fed injected more money on Wednesday then they did during any single injection of covid or the GFC LMAO. NO MONEY AT ALL.

with all due respect if you didnt sell atleast SOME of your puts after ALL of that freefalling you highkey kinda deserve it

ITS TIME 2026 BEGINS WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

ALL FUND MANAGERS BUYING AND SELLING SHIT STARTING TODAY PREPARE FOR 2 WEEKS OF VOLATILITY

“ALL FICTION BTW” 

SHORTING ALL SOMALIAN DAYCARE STOCKS AT OPEN

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY **HYSTERICAL** REDDIT POST ALL DAY

# We’re ALL quitting option trading for the new years 🙏

Time to CELEBRATE this BEAUTIFUL ALL TIME HIGH stock market that I HAVE FIXED AND CLEANED UP AFTER JOE BIDENS MESS. HAPPY NEW YEAR - 🥭 probably

FUCK I CLOSED MY SPX PUTS TOO EARLY! I WOULD'VE RECOVERED ALL MY LOSSES

ITS OVER! SELL IT ALL NOW NEXT DOWN TURN INCOMING

#EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE 

I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED IT ALL FELL APART

#### **GUH** I **LOST ALL MY MONEY** YOU **REGARDS** SAID TO BUY CALLS ON **SLV** 🤡 🤡 🤡

Money isnt real, money isnt real, none of this is real, ITS FREE MONEY, FREEEE, LOSE IT ALL!

SPY $695 EOD FUCK ALL BEARS

JOBS AND FAT PILLS FOR ALL! DRINK AMERICAN BEERS AS YOU LISTEN TO THE SUBTLE HUM OF THE MONEY PRINTER!

$NBIS MADE ME 500 GRAND BUT I DIDN'T SELL, CAUSE **DIAMOND HANDS** NOW I MUST CANCEL ALL MY PLANS CAUSE POOP JUST SPLATS OUT WHEN I STAND

It's not a duty or chore, but rather an activity we ALL can enjoy

THE GREAT RESET IS UPON US. SELL IT ALL AND BUY FROM THE ASHES

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THEY DONT REALLY HURT AT ALL IN THE LONG TERM IF YOU KEEP A CASH RESERVE FOR MARKET DOWNTURNS

AAAAAAAND ANOTHA W IM ALL OUT OF PUTS

CPER +3.5% ALL YOUR PAPER FIAT IS BEING DEBASED

SELL STOCKS BUY GOLD, SILVER, PLATINUM BUY MINERS ITS ALL VERY SIMPLE

WHERE ARE ALL MY SLV NIGGAS AT???

WE ARE GOING TO ALL TIME HIGHS

FOR ALL THE DUMBIES - THERE IS NO LOSING UNTIL YOU CHOOSE TO SELL

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # ONCE AGAIN!!!

**LMAO WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT SILVER GEY BOOL SPAM?** [SILVER BOOLS](https://youtu.be/CTsPL2y2YlE?si=NfilIUZO80Dxvqx0)

SILVER 200+ INCOMING. GOLD 10000+ INCOMING. RETARDED CUCKS ARE SHORTING WHEN WE ARE WITNESSING THE MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES. GOLD IS LOCKED AND LOADED NOW, PRIMED FOR THE BIG MOVE 🚀🚀🚀