ALL

BUY IT ALL

#IT WAS ALL JUST A BEARY BAD DREAM 😴

This is ALL to do with supporting the Petro Dollar. No way in hell Trump leaves Iran without a guarantee they will continue to trade in the USD. Otherwise it will be the death of the dollar. If they leave after destroying half the country, Iran will trade in the Yuan or something similar and that sets a dangerous precedent for the rest of the world. This is the same reason they invaded Venezuela. TlDr: there is NO chance they will leave any time soon. They WILL probably invade and install a puppet government. Banbet me to hell and back etc etc

ALL TV NETWORKS WILL CARRY THE PR3SIDENT'S ADDRESS TO THE NATION TOMORROW NIGHT IT'S NEVER BEEN SO OVER

Sometimes we ALL get suckered in. To drugs and alcohol and sex with women (mkay)

Gey bers gonna be sad when this thing doesn't stop till SPY700. War is over, stop trying to sound smart. Its over, mango bored. Just ride high with the bulls from now on. CALLS ALL DAY. EVERY DIP BEING BOUGHT LOL

ALL IN ON OIL TANKERS AND LOGISTICS 😛

MANGO: “ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LEAVE IRAN AND OIL PRICES WILL COME TUMBLING DOWN, AND WE’LL BE DOING THAT VERY SOON”

#WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT #EXCEPT FOR BEARS #LOL

THE TWEET OF ALL TWEETS IS COMING

ALL CHEEKED UP ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON

Masoud Pezeshkian posts ALL his big statements on X. not a word from any of their officials about this. fake.

***MOFOS IN CHAT REALLY BE LIKE “I TOLD YOU ALL ____ YESTERDAY!!” BUT THEN THEY HAVE THEIR COMMENTS HIDDEN*** 🤣 🤣

SELL IT ALL !!!

LMAO did he just say mango man does not back down? PUTS ALL THE WAY

So what are we going to do today, Brain? The same thing we do everyday, Pinky. DOUBLE DOWN AND LOSE ALL OUR MONEY!

I love watching these high paid 'analysts' get asked war questions on CNBC on bloomberg. "Well Mr. Analyst, if they take Kharg island how does that affect the price of oil?" "UHM UHM, GULP, COUGH. WELL, YOU SEE.... this is complicated, I uh... well we need to see how it plays out" Wall Street does NOT understand War at ALL. Remember that and how this market is behaving will make sense. They have no clue and eventually they will panic because they can't figure it out.

Like, I'm surprised bulls seeing that overnight low liquidity pump on literally nothing, after seeing the weak ass TACO pumps last week, thought it would actually hold during regular session. No one gives a shit about how cHeAp $MSFT/$NVDA/$META has become fundamentally. IT'S ALL FUCKING VIBES.

FLAT ALL DAY EXIT YOUR PUT AND CALLS NOW DONT LET THE MM WIN

THIS IS HOW RECESSIONS START AND NO ONE WANTS TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. SUPPLY SHOCK INSTANT PUSH INFLATION, CONSUMER ALREADY DEAD CREDIT MAXED OUT AND NOW ENERGY PRICES SPIKE INTO A SLOWING ECONOMY PERFECT STORM BUT YEAH KEEP BTFD LIKE THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DIP FED CAN’T CUT WITH OIL MOONING SO WHAT NOW HIGH RATES + WEAK GROWTH = GAME OVER EARNINGS ABOUT TO GET REPRICED HARD AND NO ONE IS READY FOR IT SMART MONEY BEEN DE-RISKING FOR WEEKS BUT RETAIL STILL ALL IN THINKING ATH NEXT MONTH THIS IS NOT A BLACK SWAN THIS IS THE CYCLE TURNING AND YOU’RE WATCHING IT LIVE GOOD LUCK

AGAIN, THIS WAS ALL COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE HOLY FUCK

ITS ALL UP FROM HERE ZERO RISK WAR IS OVER SAY THANK YOU

IS THIS THE PROMISED GREEN DAY WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR

> *TRUMP THREATENS TO OBLITERATE ALL ELECTRICITY PLANTS IN IRAN > *TRUMP ADDS THAT 'GREAT PROGRESS' MADE IN TALKS WITH IRAN 🤣

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME TO END OUR MILITARY OPERATIONS IN IRAN. GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE BUT, IF FOR ANY REASON A DEAL IS NOT SHORTLY REACHED, WHICH IT PROBABLY WILL BE, AND IF THE HORMUZ STRAIT IS NOT IMMEDIATELY “OPEN FOR BUSINESS,” WE WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY “STAY” IN IRAN BY BLOWING UP AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATING ALL OF THEIR ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS, OIL WELLS AND KHARG ISLAND (AND POSSIBLY ALL DESALINIZATION PLANTS!), WHICH WE HAVE PURPOSEFULLY NOT YET “TOUCHED.” THIS WILL BE IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR MANY SOLDIERS, AND OTHERS, THAT IRAN HAS BUTCHERED AND KILLED OVER THE OLD REGIME’S 47 YEAR “REIGN OF TERROR.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I'M SELLING $100K OF AMZN WHEN MARKET OPENS AND PUTTING IT ALL INTO KRATOS DEFENSE. WE EITHER HOMELESS OR BUYING A LAMBO IN 5 YEARS WOOOOOOOO

We are ALL the Wolf of Wall Street tonight.

NOT AT ALL WORRIED. I PUT ALL MY $ IN CVNA. SPY DOWN CVNA UP

#ALL OF THEM. All the moves

WE ACHIEVED ALL OUR GOALS WE WON BIGGLY (ONE WOULD SAY THE BIGGLIEST WIN EVER KNOWN IN HUMANKIND) WE ARE LEAVING TOMORROW!

dumb like a fox this is the MOTHER OF ALL TACOS one big beautiful TACO to rule them all

I CAN TELL, YOU ARE ALL FAT AS FUCK. My play for tommorow, is loading up on Eli Lily on my monthly DCA.

Sub is way funnier tho when ALL the ghey bers come outta hibernation

It definitely won't. The news this weekend has ALL been negative

“WE” ALL hodling these Bags for the next 5 years, good luck

AOC ALL DAY

sending ground troops will be ALL IN.

IT WAS ALL AN AUTISTIC KID'S DREAM is the only headline I would consider bullish as this point

# US CONSIDERING LETTING ALL THE DOGS AND CATS GO TO THE FRONTLINES- WAPO

ALL STRAIGHTS ARE NOW BANNED ONLY GAE FROM NOW ON TRANS FOR EVERYONE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

how funny would it be if Americans boycotted ALL companies acquired by Blackstone 💀 🕳️

WERE DEAD WERE DEAD ITS ALL OVER!

ALL OVER THE WORLD

# REMEMBER DUNE IS ALL ABOUT JIHAD

If 🥭 has not TACO'ed 4 hours from now, ALL IN OIL!!!!!!!

When others lose money: *it’s not worth it, it’s just money. Take a deep breath and relax, it will be okay* When I lose money: *IM GONNA FUCKING END IT ALL AHHHHH*

#I THOUGH WE WERE GONNA BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING DAME IT

ALL WE NEEDED WAS ONE OLD MAN TO NOT START SUNDOWNING IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEBATE

***IT’S ALL OGRE***