ALL

the good news: 20% cash, 15% metals the fucking terrible news: ALL THE REST IN MEMECENTERS AND ROCKET STOCKS

lol, a country the size of new jersey controls ALL of it.

*checks TSSD* Green dildo on every fucking stock held *checks TSIC* Green dildos everywhere *checks TSNF* Yet again all green dildos *checks the rest* HOLY FUCK GUYS ITS ALL GREEN DILDOS Full port into all TS funds. If you don’t, you apparently hate money more than you hate 🥭 moral trading is for pussies.

**BREAKING NEWS** STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE RED IN THE MARKET GUYS. AFFIRM IS LAUNCHING A MASSIVE LIQUIDITY INJECTION FOR ALL YOU POORS, ITS BNPL RENT. NOW LOSE RENT MONEY WORRY FREE ON ROBINHOOD

SLV won't be trading tomorrow...MLK day...but [SVR.TO](http://SVR.TO) on the toronto exchange will be trading...ALL>>>DAY>>>LONG

OH NO WE ARE DOWN .75% ITS ALL OVER. Bers you are pathetic.

Sorry but it’s bear week and Europe about to get a taste of diddy .. PUTS ALL WEEK… I’ll come back Friday

The real tragedy with metals popping off is that everyone’s lunatic Uncle suddenly became right about ONE SINGLE THING and now they’re going to be incredibly sure ALL THE OTHER CRAZY THINGS are also true now

# EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

🌮 writing up the post rn- "just found out Greenland is actually covered in snow and NOT GREEN AT ALL. It is also full of brown people. We will not be buying this worthless piece of land AFTER ALL"

I'll take that bet! Assuming ALL stocks includes international?

IT WILL BE RED ON TUESDAY MORNING BUT YOU GOTTA BUY THE DIP BEFORE 10AM CAUSE SCOTUS IS GONNA DEEM CHEETO DON’S TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHREK COCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. No cap, EXCEPT FOR THIS MESSAGE, DEFINITELY ALL CAPS. NFA

Weekend news boyz . We ALL CALLED IT. Only took till noon Saturday ? Wow ok . PS NOTHIN EVER HAPPENS ! Anyways , CALLS 😂 

CONGRATS TO ALL GOLD BUYERS (yet again)

$500 : 500 million people paying $5 each per month that’s 2.5 billion a month 30 billion a year sau theyre 70% margin (satellites replacements are not expensive ) that’s 21 billion earnings per year, put a 20 P/e ~400 billion market cap , CUT ALL THIS SHIT IN HALF THATS~ 200 billion aka $500

🥭 is literally going to perform two distractions, with Venezuela and Iran so that the US will stop focusing on his pedophilia of the Epstein files. RELEASE ALL THE FILES.

YOU FOLLOW SPY LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING PUPPY DOG ALL FUCKING DAY BUT WHEN IT WANTS TO PUMP YOURE LIKE NO FUCK YOU PALANTIR FUCKING BURN IN HELL

FUCK ASTS, ALL MY HOMIES HATE ASTS!!! What's ASTS? 🧐

**AI IS GREAT IT WILL REPLACE US ALL!** *major services go down* **AI: please help I don't know what to do.** 🥹

This has got to be like the fifth week in a row I lose ALL my weeks work in a few hours on Friday. Holy fuck quit this stupid ass movement and pick and stay in a direction

ALL DAY LONG TO STOP FRAUD

Yup silvers reaching $100 spot price so if you’re buying silver at ALL TIME HIGH. You doin it right.

ALL LUCK

ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON

Good buy levels. $RDDT - $205 $AMZN $225 $GOOGL - $295 $HOOD $95 $NBIS $80 ITS ALL COMING SOOOOOON LETS GOOO!! KEEP SELLING PLEAES!

Good buy levels. $RDDT - $205 $AMZN $225 $GOOGL - $295 $HOOD $95 $NBIS $80 ITS ALL COMING SOOOOOON LETS GOOO!! KEEP SELLING PLEAES!

Okay, so let's recap. Q1 2025 - AI Is the Future, go all-in now Q2 2025 - AI is the Future, Oh shit Tariffs Q3 2025 - AI is the Future, go all-in now Q4 2025 - HOLY SHIT!!! AI SPEND IS TOO HIGH FOR THE REVENUE IT GENERATES!!! SELL IT ALL NOW!!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!! Q1 2026 - AI is the Future, go all-in now Wall Street is retarded.

My RDDT CONTRACT KEEP ON MAKING ALL TIME LOWS TODAY EVERY Second wtf 😮‍💨🫩

PLEASE, PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS WINNING PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, MR. PRESIDENT

# We must buy any and ALL dips.

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

SILVER PUTS ARE PRINTING - ITS ALL I KNOWWWW BEEN ON AND OFF A GAY BEAR FOR A WHILE I KNOWWW

#IMAGEIN IF HUNTERS LAPTOP WAS DOING ALL THESE CRAZY SHITE

ALL THE RIGHT CALLS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES>>>>

WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE

VIBES AT ALL TIME LOWS

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!! # YOU WON AGAIN!!!

> FED'S BOSTIC: POWELL'S VIDEO SAID ALL IT NEEDED TO SAY talk yo shit 🗣️

EAT SHIT BULLS YOU WERE TALKING SOOOOOOOOO MUCH SHIT ALL WEEK WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????

Lemme say it again for my Gs in the back. FUCK CVNA. ALL MY HOMIES HATE CVNA.

Believe it or not CALLLS ALL IN

**RESISTANCE IS GONE WE FCUKED SELL ALL YOUR SHIT NOW**

PLEASE, PLEASE MR PRESIDENT IM TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING

#CURSE U ALL

# AND THERE IT IS # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # YET AGAIN!!!

YESSS BIG RED PLEASE I SOLD ALL YESTERDAY

Bro ALL UP IN the Kool-Aid 🤣🤣

Stocks, crypto, artichoke, bean ALL DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT 

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # THAT WAS AN INSANELY BULLISH CLOSE # HUGE GAINS TOMORROW

NETFLIX WEIGHS AMENDING WARNER BROS. BID TO MAKE IT ALL CASH