ALL

Y'ALL ABOUT TO LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF SOUR HOUR.. YEP THEY FIXXIN TO LEARN YOU REAL GOOD.

THE GRABBING HANDS GRAB ALL THEY CAN

***Mofos in other stock/investment subreddits are trying to catch a falling knife. AND I THOUGHT ALL THE RETARDS WERE IN THIS SUB*** 🤣 🤣

I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS WINNING MR PRESIDENT

JAPANESE BOND YIELDS HOLY FUCK +5% ACROSS ALL YIELDS LMFAO

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHATS ALL THIS ABOUT

I think it would be nice to see a tweet that says "I AM HEREBY ORDERING A WITHDRAWAL OF ALL TROOPS FROM THE REGION IN THE SPIRIT OF PEACE NEGOTIATIONS AND AS A SHOW OF GOOD FAITH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER." And then I better fucking see some ship movement on maritime trackers IMMEDIATELY away from the region

STOCKS ONLY GO DOWN BULS DESERVE LOOSING ALL THEIR MONEY FOR BUYING CALLS IN A WAR AND THE BIGGEST ENERGY CRISIS COMING

>[IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED AND ANY TRANSIT THROUGH THE WATERWAY WILL FACE 'HARSH MEASURES' - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone) >[IRAN'S IRGC: ALL SHIPPING “TO AND FROM PORTS OF ALLIES AND SUPPORTERS OF THE ISRAELI-AMERICAN ENEMIES” IS PROHIBITED THROUGH ANY CORRIDOR OR TO ANY DESTINATION - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone) Yea TACO moves are gone so long as this war lasts. Calls at open on anything but brent/ oil/ natgas might be financial suicide today

Whether you are a bull or ber, or left or right, I will call you my friend and my guy. Cause we are ALL getting fucked by the lunacy of the oligarchy. Its a big club, and we aint in it, my guy.

TELL ME WHAT TO DUMP ALL MY MONEY INTO

ITS ALL COMPUTER

#🥭'S FACE AND SIGNATURE ABOUT TO BE ON ALL US CURRENCY. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOL

Some RETARD just told me that markets don’t care that the strait is closed and the only thing that matters is what 🌮 truths. LMAO NO WONDER YOU ALL ARE POOR.

I feel like with everything going on in the world i need to fire up a classic Al Pacino Rant Movie Glengarry Glen Ross Devils Advocate Scent of a Woman (Does Heat count? GOT A GREAT ASS. AND YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP IT)

Wanna bet on Apr 5 - after stock market closing hours we will see a tweet: "Due to my compassionate nature, I WILL DELAY BOMBING ALL IRAN ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR ANOTHER 15 days. Thank you for your attention! "

WE FINALLY LOST TRUST IN THIS STUPID PERSON. IM PROUD OF YOU ALL! LETS GO DOWN, GET HIM OFF AND THE HOLY BULLMARKET CAN START AGAIN. CHEERS!

IRAN: Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM GIFTS FOR 🥭 ?!

TRUMP: U.S. DOES NOT NEED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AT ALL; WE HAVE AMPLE OIL AND ARE NOT AFFECTED BY IT Tell that to the oil market

SPONGEBOBBBB YOU'RE LOSING ALL ME MONEY

can we just say that Donny won the war (even if Iran actually did) and end it. WE ALL WIN!

ALL HE DOES IS LIE Edit: and molest children

THE DAGGER OF JUSTICE FOR ALL BOL LMAO

ALL CAPS IS SO BACK THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Search ALL in Google

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHARTS ARE ALL BLEEDING 

Finally, DETAIN AND DEPORT ALL BER. ROUND EM UP

that cannot go on indefinitely. at some point countries WITHOUT ANY OIL AT ALL are going to be buying ours.

I'M LOSING ALL OF MY MONEY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Does ALL CAPS mean calls? I don’t speak mangonese

#BREAKING NEWS: ALL STONKS ON SALE TOMORROW. FIRE SALE. REPEAT, EVERYTHING MUST GO

POWER OVER ~~SPICE~~ OIL IS POWER OVER ALL

THE DEAL OF ALL DEALS ITS KIND OF A BIG DEAL

Everybody bearish on Microsoft, ALL IN TOMORROW! 100k on shares.

Some guy stole my identity for like 5 years and didn’t even pay taxes. #SEND THEM ALL BACK

USDJPY GONNA FUCK US ALL BUCKLE UP BITCHES

there is so much hopium in this current chart, holy fuck. ITS NOT HAPPENING, WE'RE ALL FUCKED.

They’ve come after your mail now USPS WILL IMPLEMENT AN 8% SURCHARGE ON ALL PACKAGES TO OFFSET RISING FUEL COSTS USPS SURCHARGE MARKS THE FIRST TIME THE AGENCY HAS LEVIED FEES FOR FUEL EXPENSES

***We were supposed to be SPY 700 last Christmas. LAST CHRISTMAS 🎄. 2025! WTF WE DOIN OUT THERE IN THE DESERT 🏜️ GOT DAMN IT YOU GOT MY PORT ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP BITCH***

I need MICROSOFT below 360$ to go ALL IN shares by Friday. Thats when my money gets cleared, Robinhood slow af.

wow so MSFT really just giving up ALL of its gains for 2025

YOU GET YOUR GAP FILLED, I GET MY GAP FILLED, ALL OF OUR GAPS ARE FILLED

I THINK WE ALL WOULD BE BETTER OFF TOUCHING GRASS FOR THE NEXT MONTH THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

HEY BOLS, WHEN I BUY CALLS, IM BRINGING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME. GET FOKED

#**HE’S ABOUT TO AGREE TO THE TERMS. I GIVE IT 30 MINUTES. HIS EGO WON’T LET HIM NOT RESPOND. ALL IN ON $673 CALLS.**

WRITING A MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS MAKES IT TRUE. I HAVE A BIG PEEPEE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Yup just like when they parked all those ships off the coast of Venezuela and NOTHING AT ALL OF NOTE HAPPENED

IM ALMOST AT ALL TIME HIGHS LFGG

It’s been up ALL NIGHT and into now. What usually happens when that happens?

Not even 50%. 🥭 Got 77 million votes out of a total US population of about 350 million people. So of ALL the people living in the US (regardless of voting eligibility), only 22% voted for this idiot.