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ALL PROPAGANDA MACHINES AT 100% CAPACITY. Calls on propaganda machines

IRAN TO CHARGE TOLLS ON ALL SHIPS TRANSVERSING THE STRAITS IF AND WHEN STRAITS EVENTUALLY OPEN. GET THAT MONEY SON. LOL

CHINA: WE ARE COMMUNICATING WITH ALL PARTIES REGARDING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ Papas home, in b4 oil bull extinction event

AS NEW TOP MOD OF WSB AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS I WILL ENACT: THE FEET ACT — FAIR EXPOSURE OF EXTREMITIES TRANSPARENCY ACT ALL USERS MUST SUBMIT FEET PICS TO ME AND ONLY THEN WILL THEY BE PERMITTED TO POST HERE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I HAVE SENT WSB MODS A 15 POINT PLAN ON HOW I WILL TAKE OVER WSB. NEGOTIATIONS ARE GOING VERY WELL. SOON ALL OF THIS WILL BE MINE AND YOU SHALL PRAISE ME AS YOUR BENEVOLENT LEADER

HAHA GET CUCKED STUPID BEARS YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS. FUCK ALL YOU PUSSIES 🤣🤣🤣

Futes not buying this scam AT ALL so far

IT’S ALL COMPUTER

THERE IS NO NEWS THIS IS ALL FAKE AND GHEY

DID THE IRANIANS ALL AGREE TO BUY A TESLA?

# Bols falling for ALL THE TRAPS LMAO

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 30 WRONG TRADES AND FINALLY ONE BIG ONE TO MAKE IT ALL BACK LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYY

THEN THE WELL CANT PRODUCE AND BLOW GOLD ALL OVER THE PLACE

"TRUMP PAUSES ALL TARIFFS TO RELIEVE AMERICANS AT PUMP" What happens if we see this headline

"I HAVE THE MOST CHROMOSOMES PERHAPS IN ALL OF UNITED STATES HISTORY. PEOPLE COME TO ME, BIG STRONG GUYS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THINK OF IT. THEY SAY "SIR, WE CANNOT TAKE ALL THE WINNING YOUR CHROMOSOMES ARE TOO PLENTIFUL" BELIEVE ME, FOLKS. CALLS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -DJT" per Truth Social

# **WAR GOING VERY WELL, WE ARE POUNDING HIM - I MEAN REALLY POUNDING HIM, FROM ALL ANGLES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**

#WE ARE ALL FUCKED LOL RECESSION INCOMING

JAMES COMEY AND MUELLER AND JEROME POWELL ARE ORCASTRASTING WITH ROB REINER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE WITH THE EVIL FEMOCRATS TO CONSIPIRE WITH IRAN TO HAVE ME ASSIMILATED!!! YEMEN AND OHMAR SOMOLIA , HILARY OBAMA IN PLANNING ALL THIS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER . 

CASINOS CLOSED COME BACK TOMORROW Y'ALL

CANT CHAT GOING TO CASINO TO PLAY BLACKJACK. IF I WIN ILL BET IT ALL ON ONE HAND OF BACARRAT. YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH NO T AT THE END OR ELSE THEYLL KNOW TOURE A POOR. GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!

Monday, Tuesday - Green Wednesday - Flat Thursday - small red Friday - Red. Why does this time line seems so familiar.. oh right.. because it has been repeating ALL March weeks.

I gambled ALL my shambles

Some think we're bullish Some think we're bearish Depends if you're long calls or puts, also when you bought, and what strike and expiration... *See how easy trading is?* You just have to get ALL those things right...and you're good!

I DEMAND ALL WSB MODS BE BANNED AND I BE MADE RULER OF WSBS

I DEMAND ALL PREVIOUS COMMENTS BE DELETED SO THAT I CAN BE FIRST

Repeat after me: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSE- oh wait wrong sentance - ALL BIG MOVES HAPPEN PRE AND POST MARKET

IRAN: WAR CONTINUES UNTIL ALL SANCTIONS ARE LIFTED ngl bullsih as fuck, only sanction lifting and they open the hormuz?

WE POSTED IN CAPS ALL MORNING HERE AND THE MARKET STILL DIDN'T GO RED THIS IS NOT FAIR

SOMEONE IS BLATANTLY LYING TO US, AND I THINK ITS REALLY SAD THAT WE HAVE NO CONVICTION TO WHO IT IS. **YET WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS... REALLY.** **CONTINUE ADDING PUTS**

IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS WILL THE MARKET GO BACK DOWN SO I DON'T GET LIQUIDATED

I AM A GOONAAA. GOONIN ALL DAAAAY

AXIOS: MIDDLE EAST MEDIATORS ARE WORKING TO RESOLVE ALL ISSUES BETWEEN AMERICA AND IRAN

HOW IS HE ALLOWED TO DO ALL THIS SHIT US is a joke

Thank you Jesus, thank you Allah, thank you Buddha, thank you every God in the fuckin' book! HE CHICKEND OUT AND WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH

LMAAAO NO FUCKING WAY TACO BAILED ME OUT. I WAS 10K DOWN AND NOW BROKE EVEN SOLD ALL MY CALLS. THANK YOU TACO PRAISE THE LORD

WHY IS HE TYPING IN ALL CAPS THO

Market now: 🤑📈💸 Iran: Nah, we want ALL the smoke Market: 🫥🪢💀📉

“I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST,” Trump said in a Truth Social post. “I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD.”

ALL IN ON THE BIGGEST LIE MONGO HAS TOLD TO DATE. SHORTING THIS BS GOOD TALKS STATEMENT. OIL $300

I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! The original masterpiece minus his signature due to the warning box.

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE, I TOO CAN WRITE IN ALL CAPS. THANK YOU.

I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WHICH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Update Not sure what he changed but he deleted the first one.

Anyone curious why we randomly just pumped? This was posted on truth social like 12 minutes ago: “I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”

OMG I WAS ABOUT TO GO ALL IN ON PUTS!!! Yeah under this admin you can’t do anything. You be thinking we are 100% fucked and then it goes up.

THE BIGGEST SINGLE GREEN SHREK CANDLE OF ALL TIME!

TOLD U TO BUY GOLD DIP AND WAS DOWNVOTE ALL MORNING HAHA 💰💰💰💰

> I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

ALL TIME HIGH by end of week?

Breaking: Mango just posted on Truth TRUMP: I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP