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>I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Attempted TACO, let's see if it sticks lol

I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

"I GOT FINGERED BY THE MARKET AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T SHIRT"

FAKKK SELL UT ALL SPY 300 EOM

Old Person: sell me this pen. You: USING THE LATEST IN LETTER INSCRIPTION TECHNOLOGY, AND MILITARY GRADE PLASTIC, FROM BELL AND HOWELL, INTRODUCING THE ALL NEW TAC-PEN. *8 trillion units sold*

NOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS MARKET IS RIGGED! YOURE ALL EXIT LIQUIDITY!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE IN WWWIII AND THE MARKET IS GREEN 🤬😭 -Bers

If the market does not give me back ALL MY CALLS LOSSES, WITHIN 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, I WILL OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY BY BUYING MORE CALLS ON EVERYTHING! ALL STONKS WILL GO TO 0. Thank you for your attention to this matter! - permabol

#BREAKING NEWS **STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS ACTUALLY GAY** - *REUTERS 2026 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* ©️

# THIS IS ALL SLEEPY AND KAMMALA'S FAULT, OBVIOUSLY 😡

I went ALL IN on calls at eod Friday. AMA.

🌮 tweet for 🥭 when the deadline is up: Iran, out of fear for my threat to OBLITERATE their power plants, has decided to make a deal and open up the Strait of Hormuz to any and all vessels passing through. They intend to charge a fee, but this fee will be MUCH SMALLER than what they had originally wanted to charge. It is in my view, a fair deal, and a BIG WIN for the United States of America as WE DO NOT NEED TO USE THE STRAIT AT ALL. In fact, once our GREAT NAVY has secured the strait WITHOUT THE NEED FOR ANY HELP FROM OUR ALLIES, I might ask them to similarly charge a fee to provide safe passage for all ships passing through in the future. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Strait of Hormuz is keeping him up ALL NIGHT RENT FREE but he doesn't need it remember 😂😂😂

They had the oil fields up and running within a few months when Saddam torched ***ALL OF THEM***. Never listen to business majors

CAN WE ALL JUST FOR GOD SAKE NOT JINKX OUR CALLS FOR ONCE PLEASE 🙏🏻 🫩! I DONT WANNA SEE ANYMORE “ WE AREEE SOOO BACK “ on this SUB

JUST TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW, IRAN WANTS COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE DAMAGES! Do you think 🥭 GONNA GIVE THEM MONEY TO FIX THINGS ? HELL NAH ! HE CANT TACO THIS SHITTT THIS TIME ! AND I AM SAYING THIS BEING A BULL 😡

ARE WE ALL HAVING FUN

WE HAVE LOST ALL INTELLIGENCE!! ACT HEGSETH ACT!!

# BURN IT ALL DOWN

ALL IN MSFT SHARES....Fuck it

>IRAQ ANNOUNCES A FORCE MAJEURE ON ALL OILFIELDS OPERATED BY FOREIGN OIL COMPANIES, ACCORDING TO OIL MINISTRY SOURCES.

I petition a motion that $ASTS is no longer "ass titties." We shall henceforce call it "ass shitties." GODDAMN I CAN'T EVEN COUNT ALL THIS MONEY I AM MAKING 🌈🐻

JUST HAD A TALK WITH MR IRAN. ALL IS GOOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

IRANIAN PRESIDENT TO NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES: WE ARE READY TO RESOLVE ALL ISSUES WITH YOU they are saying bs again lets see if market cares

WE ARE ALL IN DANGER! IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO HIM, IT CAN HALLEN TO ANYONE!

i was up 4k for the week and im about to give it ALL up today LOL

IM ALL IN SPY PUTS HERE ALREADY UP 20% -2% DAY $125,000

LOAD SPY PUTS HERE WE DUMP MORE AFTER 10:30 ALL MY ALERTS SAY SO -2% INCOMING

I TOLD YOU SO BULLS WE STILL HAVE -1% TO GO FULL PORT SPY PUTS ALL DAY

LMFAO RUSSELL IS A STRAIGHT LINE DOWN. NASDAQ IS TOO. BULLS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SELL IT ALL OR LOSE EVERYTHING.

FULL PORT SPY PUTS HERE WE DUMP MORE AFTER 10:30 ALL MY ALERTS ARE GOING CRAZY -2% DAY

KEEP LOADING SPY PUTS MY ALERTS SAY WE DUMP ALL DAY DONT MISS THIS -2% DAY

MSFT BULLS ALIVE OR THEY ALL DEAD ?

YOU ALL HAVE BEEN MOONIPULATED

Mango, we ALL know you think Jpow should lower rates. He didn't do it the first 100 times you told him to. You think telling him again is going to make it happen? STFU loser. 

FINALLY BROKE EVEN ALL TIME. HELL YEAHHHHHH

I MAY NOT EVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM ALL THIS WINNING!!!!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DISASTER EVER TO BEFALL MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

🥭: WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ALL GAINS ARE LIBERATED

ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PANIC SELL IT ALL BEFORE THE FUCKING END 

GUYS GUYS CHILL & SAY THANKS IT'S ALL FOR ISRAEL

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT SLEEPY JOE

#DEAR GOD LOOK AT ALL THAT RED

I mean, none of those other middle east nations are fighting back AT ALL? Just sitting back taking it? Wtf. Also: KRE 63c for new bank capital requirement regulations tomorrow.

[🚨 ‼️ ⚠️ 🚨 ‼️ ⚠️ SEC WARNING TO ALL REGARDS 🚨 ‼️ ⚠️](https://x.com/secgov/status/2034253774391312632?s=46)

NBIS MU AND SANDISK IS ALL YOU NEED TO BUY THE NEXT WEEKS LMFAO

BUCKLE UP IT'S ALL PRICED IN

Okay so FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL IT ALL

JUST LET IT ALL FALL PLEASE