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ALL PARTIES HAVE ARRIVED FOR TALKS. I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION VIA MY PAKISTANI SOURCES.

You already have a bet going - CRWV to 140.0 before 28-May-2026 09:58 AM -05

You already have a bet going - PLTR to 140.0 before 17-Apr-2026 09:17 AM -05

There was this female colleague at work and I think our professional relation was going somewhere (we sometimes texted at 3 AM but just about normal stuff), but a few days before christmas she asked me if I could help her move furniture into her new apartment the following weekend and I said "of course". However a few hours before I was supposed to come over I said I can't come anymore (I can't even remember why), she said "no problem" but rarely texted me again after that. We still talked at work but 2 months later she unexpectedly switched to a different company and we stopped talking completely, even though we had a good relation. Did I mess it up? Can I fix it still? It happened in 2024

ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS WE STOP BOUNCING WITHIN THE SAME 1% RANGE THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. ^(fucking moon and tank my puts for all I care Jesus Christ smh)

# having money is beautiful..... except when you got an extremely severe gambling addiction, because then you can have money but it is only a matter of time when you have none left + debt. # I AM FUK

Look guys and gals its very simple. I'm loaded to the tits with Puts that expire Monday. We are going up bigly soon just because of me. Thank you for your attention to this reddit comment. I AM ghey.

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Just waiting for that scheduled 11:30 AM 🥭 tweet/Axios article that skyrockets SPY.

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/X_Y_Z807** bet **PLTR** goes from **123.99** to **140.0** before **18-Apr-2026 10:20 AM EDT** Their record is 9 wins and 16 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/king_of_all_retards** bet **PLTR** goes from **123.75** to **140.0** before **17-Apr-2026 10:17 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/nickpufferfish** bet **SPY** goes from **680.96** to **690.0** before **11-Apr-2026 08:44 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Redrammer** bet **PLTR** goes from **128.57** to **122.69** before **11-Apr-2026 08:25 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 10 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

yeah we orchestrate before work at 7:30 AM everyday

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You already have a bet going - SPY to 1000.0 before 10-Apr-2026 06:13 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 1000.0 before 10-Apr-2026 06:13 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BahtMann** bet **TSLA** goes from **344.94** to **325.0** before **13-Apr-2026 03:03 AM EDT** Their record is 5 wins and 5 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 640.0 before 10-Apr-2026 01:49 AM -05

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/preciousfruit** bet **SPY** goes from **674.53** to **661.04** before **10-Apr-2026 10:25 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ICantDive** bet **AMD** goes from **230.49** to **250.0** before **15-Apr-2026 04:17 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

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You already have a bet going - SPY to 720.0 before 13-Apr-2026 06:40 AM -05

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DatePositive6135** bet **ASTS** goes from **95.3** to **104.83** before **11-Apr-2026 02:26 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

We can’t afford daycare Leave it up to the states What if we just put the kids in hamster wheels and Power data centers? We can get a lot of energy from the hours of 7 AM to 5 PM

**I AM AN EXPERT IN FOSSIL FUEL TRANSPORTS AND MARITIME ROCKETRY**

You already have a bet going - OXY to 70.0 before 09-Apr-2026 05:51 AM -05

if you didn't get in on oil today, you better get in first thing tomorrow AM. oil will be 100+ for quite some time.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

Inflamed Red Drilldo premakret AM

I, COMMANDER IN CHEIF, AM HEREBY AUTHORIZING ALL TACOS SHIPPED TO THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IMMEDIATELY AND TERRIFICALLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

1 intern got a job at Microsoft 2nd intern just got accepted to a prestigious think tank in DC > #I AM THE GREATEST SUPERVISOR ALIVE #SEND ME YOUR DATA STUDENTS I WILL TURN THEM INTO MILLIONAIRES

Netanyoohoo will be delivering a statement at 10:15 AM PST. Maybe he and Hezbollah have patched things up!

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

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Never made so much money so fast shorting oil. Sold everything at 9:30 AM. Feeling like the Wolf of Wall Street lol. Gambling is a hell of a drug.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 720.0 before 13-Apr-2026 06:40 AM -05

Take some RSO before bed. They’ll sell it at your local medical THC dispensary (if it’s legal in your state). You mix it with a little peanut butter to hide the taste and voila. I used to wake up randomly at 4-5 AM and never really could get back to sleep until RSO. That shit has me sleeping like a baby but the next day you do feel a little dazed (THC “hangover”). Shower and coffee fixes that though.

rolling my covered calls in the AM then back to bed. nothing burger lmao. i will say it’s very tradeable as long as you have patience. Lost my ass bit figuring that out but

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Wait for the 10 AM pre-second cup of coffee dip.