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I AM ORDERING THE STOCK MARKET BE CLOSED DUE TO FOREIGN MARKET MANIPULATION! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

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It’s not that hard, you just sell Friday at noon and buy premarket Monday at 7 AM cuz he always goes full retard over the weekend. Same script for 2 months now.

You already have a bet going - PLTR to 166.0 before 26-Mar-2026 12:44 AM -05

I like to pick up a few deep in/out of the money call for next Friday on Fridays sometimes when I think there may be a big market moving news event over the weekend, then sell them on Monday. If they don't hit a big move in futures market (1-2%) or a really big move Monday AM (2-3%) they're usually trash. Just a fun little gamble on who might blow up who's oil refineries.

now begin the slide until 3:00 AM

no. just wait until 2 AM EST when I liquidate my port, I promise you the indices will INSTANTLY skyrocket.

Will there be a premarket miracle at 2:AM like last week?

RH at 8 pm is fake cuz retards think theyre buying the dip when the real dip happens at 4 AM when premarket trading starts.

You already have a bet going - MU to 461.10168000000004 before 26-Mar-2026 09:11 AM -05

I AM CURRENTLY MONITORING THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST WITH GREAT CONCERN FROM MY GOONING STATION

I AM WALLSTREETJUICE

PLAYSTATION NETWORK IS DOWN. THE MARKET IS DOWN. BRO WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW. HELP I'M FREAKING OUT

Houthi in standby, they're gonna activate with all the berrorist on Monday, exactly at 9:30 AM ET.

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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 25-Mar-2026 12:18 AM -05

JUST TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW, IRAN WANTS COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE DAMAGES! Do you think 🥭 GONNA GIVE THEM MONEY TO FIX THINGS ? HELL NAH ! HE CANT TACO THIS SHITTT THIS TIME ! AND I AM SAYING THIS BEING A BULL 😡

FAKE ASS PUMP ! BEING A BULL SUCKS 🫩 but ATLEAST I AM NOT GHEYYYY

I AM A BULL AND I AM NOT EVEN HAPPY WITH THIS PUMP !!!! MENTALLY DONE !

I AM A BULL AND DONT EVEN DARE TO SAY “WE ARE SOOO BACK “ !!!! FUCK THIS CLOWN AND HIS CIRCUS!!!!!

Why are we up 0.7% AM

I AM CURRENTLY MONITORING THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST WITH GREAT CONCERN FROM MY GOONING STATION

I AM BANKRUPTCY

I AM ORGASMIC!!!!! MY PUTS PRINT SINCE DAYS YEAAAAAH GET REKT BULS LOL PLEASE LOSE EVERYTHING

I petition a motion that $ASTS is no longer "ass titties." We shall henceforce call it "ass shitties." GODDAMN I CAN'T EVEN COUNT ALL THIS MONEY I AM MAKING 🌈🐻

You already have a bet going - SPY to 620.0 before 10-Apr-2026 08:54 AM -05

No point in trading after 11 AM this entire week. Big move then stuck in tight range till close. Selling premium was the move this week

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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 250.0 before 04-Apr-2026 08:29 AM -05

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Can NetandYahoo Make another speech around 1030 AM EST?

OH MY GOD I AM NERVOUS, I HAVE A HIGH AMOUNT OF PUTS AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO END MY JOB IF SPY STAYS DOWN TILL OPEN

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The stock market right now is that drunk guy at 4 AM (who swears to God he didn't do any coke) and just wants to keep partying. He's gonna go down eventually, but no one knows if it's gonna be in a minute, in an hour, or the next day.

For those who bought short term $spy calls contracts, don’t be surprised by loss of their value. Spy paying dividends this AM.

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Loaded up on a bunch of assorted shares tonight, waiting to see what happens in the AM before easing into futures. Honestly don’t hate this action, if we were up 1% overnight it would feel like an incoming rug pull lmao.

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**12:59 AM EST** > The Kuwait Petroleum Corporation reports that the Mina Al-Ahmadi Oil Refinery was attacked by Iranian drones. As a result of the strikes, a fire broke out, and some of the refinery units were shut down.

You already have a bet going - USO to 105.0 before 20-Mar-2026 11:28 AM -05

I AM SHOCKED I SAY.

Sold puts in AM bought calls right before that pump eod Feels good man