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WHY AM I GETTING SO MUCH DOWNVOTE SAYING THEY GONNA CUT RATE TOMORROW. YOU SCARED PANTS

You already have a bet going - LASR to 65.20896 before 23-Mar-2026 09:51 AM -05

You already have a bet going - USO to 118.27908000000001 before 18-Mar-2026 08:35 AM -05

You already have a bet going - USO to 118.27908000000001 before 18-Mar-2026 08:35 AM -05

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You already have a bet going - SPY to 661.9605300000001 before 17-Mar-2026 11:54 AM -05

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OKLO earnings and DOE news (approvals) will be bullish, AM pump sold off.

####I AM **BUYING** **CALLS** (yesterday I **bought** calls at the **top**) 🤡 🤡 🤡

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- Don’t worry guys, the energy crisis will be resolved by 8:00 AM tomorrow. - Bob’s back from PTO… he’s gonna turn on all the windmills.

Are we thinking the crude shorting starts at 3 AM or 5 AM this morning?

You already have a bet going - XLE to 60.0 before 17-Mar-2026 09:41 AM -05

#I AM AS HORNY AS A BULL

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Bessent says Treasury is not intervening in oil commodities markets and has no authority to do so Published Mon, Mar 16 2026 8:28 AM EDT

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You already have a bet going - USO to 95.0 before 16-Mar-2026 10:03 AM -05

OKAY I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS UNTIL 10 TO BUY PUTS, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE GO GRAB NOW PLZ

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Green light therapy this AM

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SPY - I AM TIRED BOSS!

MEANING? PLZ EXPALIN LIKE I AM 5 YR OLD

>NO PANICANS! >Mar 16, 2026, 8:13 AM DJT

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Benzinga 07:59 AM ET, 03/16/2026 Hamas Held Talks With Trump-Led ‘Board Of Peace’ In Bid To Safeguard Gaza Ceasefire Under Strain Of Iran War, Sources Say -Reuters Exclusive  © 2020 Benzinga.com - Benzinga does not provide investment advice. All rights reserved.

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I AM LATHERING MYSELF IN OIL 🛢️

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I AM READY FOR MY JUDGEMENT

You already have a bet going - SPY to 700.0 before 21-Mar-2026 04:02 AM -05

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Oil is holding strong. This is not looking good for tomorrow. Spy will retest 670 in the AM, but I think it's shooting down 3% from where it's at this week. Unless something big happens - which, according to taco will only be the case with a mass coordination of the world's superpowers to loosen up the strait. In other words, slow, expensive, and painful effort to open up the strait. Gets worse before it gets better. I'm holding puts so might be cope.

You already have a bet going - GLD to 500.0 before 16-Mar-2026 11:14 AM -05

on the one hour chart on SPY draw a line from the low at 10:30 AM on March 12 to the low at 1:30 PM on March 13

Hope spy pumps in the AM so i can buy put

Used to be like 9 PM latest but with dad duty it could mean 6 PM or 1 AM

Don’t worry guys. The oil crisis will be resolved by 8:00 AM tomorrow. Bob is back from PTO and he’s the only one with the password to turn on the wind farms and solar panels.

You already have a bet going - COHR to 261.1336 before 18-Mar-2026 08:40 AM -05

MY DAD CHANGED THE INTERNET SO EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE DISCONNECTED. I CONTROLLED MY MOMS IPHONE REMOTELY AND FIXED ALL THE LIGHTS AND RING AND EVERYTHING. I AM THE SMARTEST AND BEST SON EVER