AM

I. AM. THE. LIQUIDITY

I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION. AS IT STANDS, I HAVE 15 CARS IN MY DRIVE THRU AND FOUR INSIDE AT THE COUNTER SAYING THEIR FOOD WAS WRONG.

YET I AM STILL SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY

I AM THE GREATEST SHITPOSTER TO HAVE EVER LIVED

SAY IT WITH ME ITS JUST RENT MONEY ITS JUST FOOD MONEY ITS JUST GAS MONEY ITS JUST LINE OF CREDIT MONEY HOLY FUCK I AM SO FUCKED.

WOAH WOAH HOLD THA FCK UP! ALL MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE GREEN SHREKKED. YOU CAN CALL ME WARREN FUCKIN BUFFET CAUSE I AM EATING FROM ALL THE SIDES OF THAT BUFFET

I can proudly say I AM SO TIRED OF WINNING

That sweet sweet kangaroo life. Rode the ride this AM and got off (at least for some stonks)

I AM GOING TO GO TO BED

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You already have a bet going - QQQ to 594.1386 before 14-Mar-2026 09:35 AM -05

**10:42 AM EST** > GOLDMAN RAISES BRENT FORECAST ABOVE $100 AMID HORMUZ CRISIS > > Goldman Sachs now expects Brent crude to average over $100 a barrel in March and $85 in April due to the Iran war and disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Lanky-Ad-4579** bet **QQQ** goes from **600.14** to **594.14** before **14-Mar-2026 10:35 AM EDT** Their record is 8 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sufficient-Tie-8735** bet **ASTS** goes from **91.22** to **115.0** before **10-Apr-2026 10:04 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Michigan consumer sentiment was released at 10 AM, btw

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/callmeladygrey** bet **SLS** goes from **5.35** to **8.0** before **10-Apr-2026 10:01 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 24 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM BATHING IN SUN ☀️

I AM EXTREMELY BEARISH AND AM FULL PORTING PUTS AT OPEN...🫴💩

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OftenOlives** bet **USO** goes from **115.28** to **120.0** before **17-Mar-2026 08:16 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Lanky-Ad-4579** bet **USO** goes from **115.18** to **116.34** before **14-Mar-2026 08:05 AM EDT** Their record is 7 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 700.0 before 21-Mar-2026 04:02 AM -05

Happens every morning at 8 AM; overnight block trades report in, doesn't affect the price.

You can always come here at 8 AM to laugh about people freaking out about the ADF (dark pool) candles that hit every single day at 8 AM. Read a book.

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/gonosz11** bet **SPY** goes from **666.44** to **700.0** before **21-Mar-2026 05:02 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 665.0 before 13-Mar-2026 06:42 AM -05

NORWAY? MORE LIKE NO WAY AM I RIGHT LMAOOO

You already have a bet going - XLE to 60.0 before 19-Mar-2026 07:55 AM -05

Puts gonna nut in the AM.

Based on closing price by default except options with am expiration, which close based on opening price. If you dont see AM next to the option it’s settled by close and the profit/loss is available the next day in realised. Based on my experience.

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You already have a bet going - SPY to 620.0 before 10-Apr-2026 08:54 AM -05

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**10:47 AM EST** # > 🥭 admin set to suspend Jones Act to tame oil price.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/EasyBoard9971** bet **SPY** goes from **667.93** to **650.0** before **14-Mar-2026 10:41 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

WHY THE FUCK AM I NEVER DOWN A NICE LOW AMOUNT LIKE .20% ITS ALWAYS DOWN 1.5%-3% IM SO TIRED

You already have a bet going - SPY to 665.0 before 13-Mar-2026 06:42 AM -05

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/my_garagegym_name** bet **DOW** goes from **36.63** to **40.0** before **01-Apr-2026 10:04 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

In a comical twist, I opened a specific gambling account last night so I don't go too crazy and then forgot to actually buy poots at open this AM #RIP

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/dsubpo** bet **QQQ** goes from **600.49** to **550.0** before **19-Mar-2026 09:53 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 7 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM LONG ON STOCKS DURING AN OIL SHOCK. AHHHHHHHH. (thank you for your attention to this matter).

You already have a bet going - BABA to 150.0 before 20-Mar-2026 06:21 AM -05

**9:21 AM EST** # > Khamenei: Strait of Hormuz should stay closed.

You already have a bet going - UNH to 290.0 before 12-Mar-2026 10:36 AM -05

They already talking about Brent crude this AM on cmbc that don’t take long Carl

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**8:38 AM EST** # > Goldman Sachs raised its U.S. inflation forecast and cut its 2026 growth outlook, warning that higher oil prices linked to the Iran conflict are the main economic risk. > > The bank expects Brent crude to average $98 in March–April, potentially $110 if flows through the Strait of Hormuz are disrupted for a month, before easing to $71 by Q4 2026. > > Goldman now sees headline PCE at 2.9% and core PCE at 2.4% by end-2026, while GDP growth is cut to 2.2%. > > **With inflation stickier, the bank expects the Federal Reserve to delay its first rate cut to September.**

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Celticsmoneyline** bet **ADBE** goes from **273.19** to **290.0** before **19-Mar-2026 08:19 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)