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It got to 322 I cashed out bigly. My option was up 800% at one point this AM

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Truth_Teller3** bet **MSTR** goes from **159.93** to **156.73** before **03-Jan-2026 11:37 AM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlpacaDream7** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.01** to **450.0** before **03-Jan-2026 11:37 AM EST** Their record is 24 wins and 20 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I did it I AM GREEN YTD

It’s infuriating. Up huge opening and by 11 AM I’m getting fucked.

I AM SO BAD AT PICKING INDIVIDUAL STOCKS AS A RESULT I HAVE 98% OF MY PORTFOLIO IN BOOMER ETFS SUCH AS SPY. THE OTHER 2% IS DOWN TRAGICALLY

Until 947 AM next monday morning

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Jaypmorganw** bet **OKLO** goes from **75.43** to **100.0** before **30-Jan-2026 09:48 AM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/tnguyen5057** bet **SOXL** goes from **47.45** to **50.0** before **13-Feb-2026 09:47 AM EST** Their record is 8 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ThatGuyCalledEric** bet **TSM** goes from **312.01** to **280.0** before **01-Feb-2026 09:01 AM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Gregardus** bet **SLS** goes from **4.12** to **12.36** before **09-Jan-2026 08:27 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/unikuenobody** bet **TSLA** goes from **456.19** to **479.46** before **05-Jan-2026 06:47 AM EST** Their record is 104 wins and 113 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Skeano** bet **NBIS** goes from **86.36** to **95.0** before **09-Jan-2026 06:42 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM RICH AF

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AnotherDegenerateFK** bet **SLV** goes from **64.78** to **69.0** before **08-Jan-2026 03:17 AM EST** Their record is 20 wins and 29 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/JohnnyMadrid** bet **TSLA** goes from **449.57** to **472.05** before **03-Jan-2026 01:36 AM EST** Their record is 4 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM CONVERTING INTO A SOMALIAN

Same script everyday just long futures till 9:25 AM when the dump happens. Goldfish memory clowns forget what happens 5 min after market closes lmao.

You already have a bet going - SLV to 75.0 before 09-Jan-2026 12:57 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SLV to 80.0 before 02-Jan-2026 11:19 AM -05

YES I AM AWARE THAT THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED YET THANK YOU

I AM IN EXTREME FEAR

UPS driver said they attempted delivery but I AM HERE. WHY THEY LYING?!

I haven't checked on stocks since 10 AM, did I miss anything?

You already have a bet going - MARA to 15.0 before 12-Jan-2026 08:16 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/maomaocat** bet **SPY** goes from **685.03** to **693.88** before **01-Jan-2026 11:41 AM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlpacaDream7** bet **ONDS** goes from **9.39** to **9.58** before **01-Jan-2026 10:08 AM EST** Their record is 23 wins and 20 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Practical_Cash_199** bet **MSTR** goes from **155.36** to **145.0** before **03-Jan-2026 09:54 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bajablastarceus** bet **GOOG** goes from **314.96** to **320.0** before **02-Jan-2026 09:50 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/paralogistic** bet **CVNA** goes from **423.44** to **405.0** before **03-Jan-2026 09:47 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/jstoop** bet **TSLA** goes from **456.07** to **470.0** before **03-Jan-2026 07:39 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 165.0 before 07-Jan-2026 07:51 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LargeBagHolder** bet **TSLA** goes from **455.2** to **470.0** before **03-Jan-2026 07:21 AM EST** Their record is 6 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SLV to 60.0 before 18-Jan-2026 12:49 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SLV to 75.0 before 09-Jan-2026 12:57 AM -05

Went to sleep at 7 AM because I got carried away playing this crazy visual novel. Woke up at 11 AM to a pounding headache so I doordashed a double big mac with extra big mac sauce, and a double filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce. The filet-o-fish was good, but the big mac had too much sauce tbh. Smashed the Mc Donald's down and proceeded to pace around my house for 2 hours. Now I just made myself some green tea and drank it with an Advil, headache finally gone. This year I landed a tech position which allowed me to save my first $100K, but ended up getting laid off a while back. Been spending my days running and lifting weights, as I don't really care to work for a while as I was working 12+ hours a day 7 days a week for the first half of 2025 and my marginal tax rate is like 50% for this year. Here's to 2025! Cheers!

Parents: “Oh my god it’s just sooo so rewarding. You’ll never experience such a deep love and I couldn’t imagine being *anything* other than a mom/dad! 🤗 Also parents: I HAVENT SLEPT IN 6 FUCKING YEARS. AT THIS POINT I YEARN FOR DEATH JUST TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THE PEACE I ONCE KNEW. I HAVENT HAD A SINGULAR MOMENT ALONE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT MY OWN PERSONALITY IS ANY LONGER PLEASE JUST FUCKING LET ME REST. PLEASE.

Damn a high 680s SPY short strangle purchased last week with midweek expiry would have ripped thru wednesday AM. Is FOMC just an IV Crush theta gang trap or is it gonna do smth????

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/deolarte** bet **NFLX** goes from **93.62** to **108.0** before **20-Jan-2026 10:31 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RisingToMediocrity** bet **ASTS** goes from **74.9** to **70.0** before **09-Jan-2026 09:45 AM EST** Their record is 22 wins and 21 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlpacaDream7** bet **TSLA** goes from **455.62** to **461.0** before **31-Dec-2025 09:44 AM EST** Their record is 22 wins and 20 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/No_Fee8324** bet **SLV** goes from **68.58** to **64.5** before **31-Dec-2025 09:35 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - MU to 322.2065 before 23-Jan-2026 04:04 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TheLegendOfSteven** bet **IREN** goes from **39.53** to **40.72** before **31-Dec-2025 08:53 AM EST** Their record is 35 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Vitex1988** bet **SPY** goes from **687.74** to **726.0** before **08-Feb-2026 04:36 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. **or i post a vid of me humping my shylily body pillow while wearing nothing but a jared goff jersey** [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Pura700c** bet **COIN** goes from **234.31** to **199.99** before **13-Jan-2026 04:15 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

1:11 AM here in the west coast, thank you guys for such an amazing year <3 to 2026!

#I AM THE OG OF WSB SHITPOSTING AND WILL BE RESPECTED AS SUCH