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# I AM CALLING IN SICK TOMORROW, THIS MARKET MAKES ME SICK 🤮🤮🤮

**12:25 AM EST** # > Bloomberg > > Brent’s prompt spread, the difference between its two nearest contracts, is deeply backwardated, telegraphing elevated concern about the tightness of near-term supply. > > Futures for May are currently more than $4.50 a barrel more expensive than for June. Such a gap is extremely rare. A month ago -- before the war erupted -- the prompt spread was 61 cents.

Sold my USO 3/27 $115 calls this AM during the oil release announcement thinking they’d drive price down. SMH……

The entire drop today happened after hours, by tomorrow AM we will gap back up and chop between 675 and 685 for the indefinite future. Bull case is that the oil liquidity from the US treasury holds up longer than the IRGC operational capacity, bear case is that oil breaks containment and stays above 120 for longer than 2 hours. Positions: selling weekly covered calls on range bound stocks until this all blows over.

Oily, wet, weird. HAS to spell at least some type of green in the AM.

Just FYI for people holding USO longs, Donnie can put export-controls and price ceilings on the American companies refining it, so keep that in mind for when you get instantly margin called off a 4 AM tweet while global oil prices reach the two hundreds.

THERE ARE RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT IM GOING TO HAVE A LOBOTOMY. THIS IS FALSE AND UNTRUE. I AM GOING TO HAVE A RADIOFREQUENCY ABLATION OF MY SACRAL SYMPATHETIC NERVES UNDER SEDATION (PROPOFOL THE GOOD STUFF) THIS HAS NITHING TO DO WITH A LOBOTOMY SO DONT DAY IT AGAIN DONT EVEN TRY ME THANKS

HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA END FUCKIN RED I FUCKING HATE THIS

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 422.26800000000003 before 11-Mar-2026 11:03 AM -05

Bulls were so full of cock this AM.

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You already have a bet going - PLTR to 140.0 before 25-Mar-2026 09:23 AM -05

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Crude prices are higher after IEA announces historic oil reserve release Published Wed, Mar 11 20263:26 AM EDT

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followed by pump around 10:45 AM.

ATTENTION ALL I HAVE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE MENTION OR TAG ALL MORNING. AS SUCH I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT IMPORTANT TO ANY OF YOU THEREFORE I AM ANNOUNCING THIS MORNING THAT I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER GIRL BETTER THAN ME YOU CANT YOU BLEW IT. BYE THEN THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED AND APPROVED CASHFLOW FINAL UPDATE

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You already have a bet going - CDE to 25.0 before 14-Mar-2026 11:06 AM -05

LORD I AM SO TIRED WITH THE GAE OF WHORE MOOSE FFS

8 AM every morning is when overnight block trades report in. Doesn't affect the price.

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Talk me out of doing a 3DTE QQQ straddle every morning at 9:31 AM. Defined profit target and stop loss. Never hold beyond 9:31 AM the next trading day. Trade executes every day as long as the VXN 5 day moving average > 25.

>NO MORE MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT PANIC. IF AN ALERT IS ISSUED BETWEEN 10:30 PM AND 9:00 AM, THE LOUD ALARM IS DISABLED. YOUR PHONE WILL ONLY PLAY A "STANDARD TEXT MESSAGE TONE" FOR BOTH THE ALERT AND THE ALL-CLEAR NOTIFICATION. "People have complained that the safety alarm is too loud. So we made the alarm silent" Puts on the whole damn country

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I SIT TO PEE. THERE I SAID IT. I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE IM CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY AND WHO I AM AS A PERSON

TRUMP: I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT AMERICA FIRST REFINING IS OPENING FIRST NEW U.S. OIL REFINERY IN 50 YEARS IN BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS

ORACLE?? MORE LIKE BORACLE?? AM I RIGHT GUYS???

NOTE: I AM RETARDED

####I AM **SHORTING** THE **UNITED STATES OF AMERICA** 🤡 🐻 🐻 🐻

My name is BigShmokeBuffer. And I AM AN OIL MAN!! …unfortunately 🧐

You already have a bet going - IREN to 38.0 before 12-Mar-2026 11:17 AM -05

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You already have a bet going - MU to 700.0 before 29-Mar-2026 01:18 AM -05

Oracle earnings could also tank Meta and MSFT if data center build out doesn’t meet expectations (it won’t). With CPI also hitting tomorrow AM, tread lightly

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$onds 7:35 AM EDT, March 10, 2026 (Benzinga Newswire) Needham analyst Austin Bohlig reiterates Ondas (NASDAQ:[ONDS](https://www.benzinga.com/quote/ONDS)) with a Buy and maintains $17 price target.

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You already have a bet going - TSLA to 350.0 before 23-Mar-2026 04:34 AM -05