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I like watching those YouTube videos of first amendment auditors. AM I BEING DETAINED. WHAT CRIME AM I UNDER SUSPICION OF. They crack me up This has been a cashflow comment

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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 195.7179 before 30-Dec-2025 10:14 AM -05

Key times to watch 2day to confirm silver rally: London FX open: 3 AM ET London bullion fix: 5:30 AM ET COMEX pit open: 8:20 AM ET

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 195.7179 before 30-Dec-2025 10:14 AM -05

While GM bulls celebrate a "win" fueled by stock buybacks and legacy ICE sales, they’re ignoring the fact that you can’t value an AI and robotics powerhouse like a 100-year-old truck company. TSLA’s YTD price action is just a temporary consolidation before the FSD and Optimus supercycle makes this "underperformance" look like a rounding error. Zoom out and stop comparing a dinosaur’s dividend to the dawn of the autonomous future. Also. I AM NOT INDIAN. Stop calling me Indian sir.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 695.0 before 30-Dec-2025 11:00 AM -05

I have a high sex drive (5x - 7x a day) and I masturbated 2x before 9 AM But I was celibate & controlled my sex drive by focusing on my work for the rest of the day I clearly have control over my sexual urges and further validates it's a strength, not a weakness to be a fucking sex rabbit jumping up & down like Bugs Bunny

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You already have a bet going - RKLB to 100.0 before 06-Jan-2026 10:02 AM -05

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Thanks to working from home, I was able to masturbate 2x before 9 AM Back in the old days (2010s) when my fat ass had to commute to an office, I only got to wack off once before work and had to show up to work at 9:30 - 9:45. And when they asked why I was late, I blamed it on "traffic" 😏😉🤫🤭

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That depends on what long and short term treasuries and oil do in the AM.

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Trick question there is no "12 AM" Just wait for robowhores.

Me & my pissed off girlfriend went to the mall to get all of the "Christmas gifts that she deserved, but I forgot" It turns out the gift I "forgot" was an engagement ring and "I was supppsed to propose to her on Christmas" 🙃 To avoid further drama between us & bystanders, I bought a ring. However, I didn't propose to her yet She said: "If you didn't propose to my on Christmas, the next best day would be New Year's Day at 12 AM" 🫠

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# KRAMER: Apple (AAPL)'s the Only One That Maintains High Consumer Product Satisfaction # AAPL: I AM GONNA GO AHEAD AND END RED 🔴 **YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP**

MY NAME IS MANUOSO OVIDEO - I WISH TO SAVE THE WORLD - SHORT QUANTUM $QBTS. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM (retarded quantum bulls)

Last time GLD had its run up to overbought, a higher high followed by a few dollars paired with a lower high on RSI. Chart looks exactly the same - couple dollars higher than its last peak and rsi is lower but peaking. Last time this happened GLD dropped from 405 to 380 in the AM premarket session lol

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i AM SO TEMPTED TO YOLO 500 INTO 700 C 0DTES somebody stop me ive been on a coke binge.[](https://www.reddit.com/room/!9zOL2Y02EPrIOi0t3zx6eU0j1fkrkLFnYgaV8ICzyik%3Areddit.com)e fr

My port is up a full dollar this AM

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NETFLIX IS LITERALLY THE ONLY STOCK THATS RED IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING MARKET I AM SO FUCKING STUPID FOR BUYING THIS STUPID FUCKING THING SO MANY TIMES A FUCKING PIECE OF GREY METAL IS UP 60000% IN A WEEK AND A GIANT MEDIA COMPAY CANT GO UP FOR A SINGLE FUCKING DAY WHAT THE FUCK UNBELIEVABLE

I complained at 8:06 AM

I own puts on Quantum expiring tomorrow. AM i fooked?

Oh and if you want some help with cravings NAC (N-acetylcysteine) 600 mg twice daily or 2 in the AM. Good anti-inflammatory too. Ask your doctor or whatever if you take other shit