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I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR UNPROFITABLE SPECULATIVE HIGH BETA STOCKS I SPEAK FOR THE STOCKS FOR THE STOCKS HAVE NO CASH AND I'M ASKING YOU SIR PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY ASS

YO WHY AM I STILL BANNED?

You already have a bet going - USO to 125.0 before 13-Mar-2026 10:34 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/redpillsbluepills** bet **USO** goes from **105.67** to **80.0** before **24-Mar-2026 07:24 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/QuantVoyager** bet **BABA** goes from **136.07** to **150.0** before **20-Mar-2026 07:21 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Slipperypuppy25** bet **SPY** goes from **678.31** to **666.0** before **10-Mar-2026 11:19 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 201 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - MSFT to 425.0 before 13-Mar-2026 10:37 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/beargambogambo** bet **RIVN** goes from **15.82** to **16.5** before **12-Mar-2026 02:36 AM EDT** Their record is 19 wins and 15 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

PM dump, AM pump. I dont make the rules

AM I THE ONLY ONE TITS DEEP INTO HPE CALLS??

Guys be careful around 3 AM tonight. Big Red things are going to happen unless you call Mickey Mouse at 3 AM.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 620.0 before 10-Apr-2026 08:54 AM -05

Was down 2% an hour ago. Closed +1% I AM NOT A PANICAN

Made money on my 665 calls I bought this AM, now to buy 675 puts at market close.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/IJstDntKnwShtAnymore** bet **BA** goes from **225.01** to **230.0** before **10-Mar-2026 11:25 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I BOUGHT PUTS AT 10:11 AM THE LITERAL FUCKING BOTTOM WHAT THE FUCK

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Scarfaceb1tch** bet **SPY** goes from **668.21** to **660.0** before **10-Mar-2026 11:02 AM EDT** Their record is 13 wins and 11 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Work hack: find a task that must be done first thing in the morning - it’s a valid excuse to block off your calendar the first hour of everyday. Better to do a task than chat with the workaholics about bullshit first thing in the AM

You already have a bet going - SMR to 30.0 before 09-Mar-2026 05:12 AM -05

You already have a bet going - XLE to 62.4217 before 16-Mar-2026 11:04 AM -05

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING HERE

You already have a bet going - SPY to 660.0 before 11-Mar-2026 11:07 AM -05

Hearing your boss quietly whisper wtfuck is the Cluck Factor and it's not even 10 AM on a Monday... I can and by extension, YOU CAN do anything.

I JUST WANNA BREAK EVEN! I DON'T WANT NO PROFITS NO MORE! I AM SORRY FOR BEING GREEDY! FUCKK

You already have a bet going - AVGO to 345.0 before 06-Mar-2026 10:52 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 660.0 before 11-Mar-2026 11:07 AM -05

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 210.0 before 28-Mar-2026 09:42 AM -05

Only down 1.25% this AM. That’s a W if I ever did see one.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlpacaDream7** bet **HIMS** goes from **23.01** to **21.86** before **10-Mar-2026 09:32 AM EDT** Their record is 24 wins and 23 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - PLTR to 160.0 before 09-Mar-2026 10:31 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Stygg_Varg** bet **SPY** goes from **665.36** to **650.0** before **10-Mar-2026 09:00 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Complex_Orange_7418** bet **SPY** goes from **665.12** to **700.0** before **16-Mar-2026 08:48 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/2016KiaRio** bet **SPY** goes from **665.1** to **600.0** before **16-Mar-2026 08:45 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 410.0 before 06-Mar-2026 08:57 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OrganizationWest3187** bet **NVDA** goes from **176.22** to **185.0** before **16-Mar-2026 07:06 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Temporary-Equal-774** bet **USO** goes from **121.94** to **134.14** before **16-Mar-2026 07:05 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Lmao intervening with the market at fucking 2 AM

PRESlDENT BlDEN: **"America, I gave my best to you. I made a lot of mistakes in my career. But I gave my best to you."** \- August 2024 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I AM SO SORRY!!!

I AM SO SCREWED HOLDING 4/17 MSFT CALLS

Imagine being stupid enough to buy calls tomorrow at open just to get -2%d instantly by 10 AM LMAO “But but but he’s gona Taco!! TACOO!!! TACO ALREADY!!!!”

# FKING PIECE OF 💩, I AM SO BITTER RIGHT NOW. # I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MY MONEY ON DRUGS AND PROSTITUTES INSTEAD, WHY THE FK DID I LISTEN TO YOUTUBERS TO "INVEST"??? # WTF! I HATE THEM. GIVE MY MONEY BACK.

WHOSE BUYING THE DIP I KNOW I AM LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY RN

I AM NOT MENTALLY READY TO TRADE FUTES 1 HOUR EARLIER

Futures gona open down -0.5-1% and bulls gona be like “LOL NOT EVEN BAD HAHAHAHA” as if they won’t drop another 1% at 4 AM. Just the usual delusion.

Overnight oil will not be moving, tomorrow the real pump happens at 8 AM

Just wait for Asia to drive up futures and open a short at like 1 AM before the people with any common sense dump them lmao.

It's 3:51 AM in Tehran, Iran So they're 8 hours ahead of us

IDGI AM I RETARDED

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Imaginary-Writer-125** bet **MU** goes from **369.16** to **400.0** before **14-Mar-2026 10:07 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

that's my secret cap, I AM ber