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I AM FUK

I AM STILL NOT POSTING HERE ANYMORE ON SUNDAYS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT EVEN ON SUNDAYS WHEN IM NOT HERE THAT YOU STILL CANT USE MY CATCHPHRASES OR GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES ONLY IM ALLOWED

[IN DEEP INDIAN ACCENT] HELLO I AM CITADEL GOLDMAN SACHS from nyse and we found fraud in your trading activity(no way a sane human would enter those trades). You need to pay us 10k USD in target gift cards

Biggest green shrek schlong Monday AM

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING IF I AM OKAY AFTER THE PREEMPTIVE ATTACKS ON IRAN. PLEASE DONT TRUST UNAUTHORIZED SOURCES SUCH AS u/stupidber HE SUK I AM ALIVE AND WELL. I WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE WITH THE HELP OF THE CARTEL. I WILL POST PROOF OF LIFE OF ME AND REMY VERY SOON TAKE CARE AND GOD BLESS AMERICA u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR PLEASE PIN AND ALSO PLEASE BAN u/OSRSkarma. u/31andnotdone YOU CAN CONTINUE TO SEND NUDES TO EVERYONE

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Tricky_Statistician** bet **USO** goes from **82.15** to **86.26** before **02-Mar-2026 10:49 AM EST** Their record is 30 wins and 26 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Artemaker** bet **LMT** goes from **658.75** to **700.0** before **03-Mar-2026 01:29 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/-___--___-___--___-** bet **NFLX** goes from **95.57** to **110.0** before **07-Mar-2026 01:05 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OkJelly7192** bet **NVDA** goes from **177.81** to **145.0** before **07-Mar-2026 12:51 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM A FORTUNATE SON. I JUST GET TO LOOK AT MY LITTLE STOCKS AND WORK IN AN OFFICE.

YEAH I AM BACK A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING WHERE I’VE BEEN. TRUTH IS, I DISAPPEARED INTO THE JUNGLE TO HUNT THE COLOMBIAN CARTEL. MONTHS OF SILENCE. WATCHING. LEARNING. EARNING THEIR TRUST. EVENTUALLY, THEY BROUGHT ME IN. BY THE TIME I RESURFACED, I WASN’T CHASING THEM ANYMORE — I WAS RUNNING THEIR EAST COAST OPERATIONS. THEY CALL ME EL GRINGO

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 170.9982 before 02-Mar-2026 11:24 AM -05

MR PRESIDENT! OH MR PRESIDENT! I AM TIRED OF WINNING!! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!! OHH! FUCKKKK!

Can someone explain how we're only down .25% on that PPI print this AM

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/nverloseinstocks** bet **SPY** goes from **685.55** to **692.41** before **28-Feb-2026 11:52 AM EST** Their record is 7 wins and 21 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Am i fat if I ate my lunch at 9:30 AM local time?

You already have a bet going - AMD to 215.0 before 09-Mar-2026 09:46 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Xelonima** bet **MSTR** goes from **129.09** to **120.0** before **06-Mar-2026 09:55 AM EST** Their record is 3 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

FAKE DUMP THEN FAKE PUMP, I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT FOR THE LAST 4 MONTHS

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Bitter_Ad_2500** bet **NVDA** goes from **180.06** to **170.0** before **02-Mar-2026 09:43 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/knoqd_** bet **NVDA** goes from **180.96** to **190.0** before **06-Mar-2026 09:41 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/True_Truth** bet **NVDA** goes from **180.0** to **200.0** before **13-Mar-2026 09:38 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/x2eliah** bet **WAR** goes from **24.99** to **25.74** before **03-Mar-2026 09:33 AM EST** Their record is 24 wins and 16 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ShadowMoneyLurks** bet **SPY** goes from **683.02** to **675.0** before **28-Feb-2026 09:29 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 13 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Psychological_Fly109** bet **SPY** goes from **683.24** to **693.48** before **28-Feb-2026 09:26 AM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 180.0 before 27-Feb-2026 11:43 AM -05

I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sea_Leadership5591** bet **RZLV** goes from **2.33** to **5.0** before **18-Apr-2026 08:08 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Prestigious_Crew_467** bet **SPY** goes from **685.52** to **650.0** before **06-Mar-2026 08:07 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

8 AM every morning, overnight block trades report in, and those are the spikes; doesn't affect the current price.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Panthera__Tigris** bet **MU** goes from **407.96** to **412.04** before **28-Feb-2026 08:06 AM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

The joys of being a baggie: Waking up at 7 AM to sell at limit 928 to sell at limit 1600 to sell at limit

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kaapooj** bet **NVDA** goes from **183.86** to **220.0** before **28-Apr-2026 07:49 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/CosecSecCot** bet **SPY** goes from **685.91** to **695.0** before **28-Feb-2026 07:11 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Blacketn1ght** bet **SPY** goes from **685.76** to **692.62** before **28-Feb-2026 07:10 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/i-like-water-stuff** bet **SPY** goes from **685.88** to **693.0** before **28-Feb-2026 06:58 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Iunatic** bet **PLTR** goes from **136.66** to **177.66** before **09-Mar-2026 06:22 AM EST** Their record is 9 wins and 24 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - NFLX to 70.0 before 01-Mar-2026 09:33 AM -05

My Netflix leaps are going to print so hard in the AM

RKT just partnered with COMP and is taking off. Feel like 24 dollars is reachable. Going to place a flyer in AM

Relax buddy. AH volume is as thin as your penis. This can easily be reverted to +2 by AM

You already have a bet going - MU to 440.0 before 03-Mar-2026 09:52 AM -05

Who do you think you are? I AM!

AM : infinity war, ports get snapped PM : endgame, ports get saved

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/damnthatbooty** bet **SPY** goes from **688.26** to **695.14** before **27-Feb-2026 11:20 AM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 6 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/qx2** bet **MU** goes from **417.01** to **430.0** before **05-Mar-2026 10:09 AM EST** Their record is 4 wins and 5 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Scarfaceb1tch** bet **NVDA** goes from **189.75** to **194.0** before **27-Feb-2026 09:56 AM EST** Their record is 13 wins and 10 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ThouOne** bet **AMD** goes from **206.09** to **215.0** before **09-Mar-2026 09:46 AM EST** Their record is 3 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FancyPirate69** bet **DNUT** goes from **4.01** to **3.3** before **27-Feb-2026 09:36 AM EST** Their record is 6 wins and 7 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

RDW HOLY FUCK LFGGGG ALmost a ten percent swing after the 9 AM guidance call