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You already have a bet going - SPY to 328.128 before 08-Apr-2026 08:21 AM -05

Breaking: Khameni Jr orders an in-person meeting at 8:00 AM. No Zoom, no Teams. No exceptions. Agenda: - Cease fire deal - RTO, great for team building - Unlimited PTO is not infinite vacation

I have a banbet already but ES back to +0.5% by 9:30 AM or ban

Puts first thing in the AM. This shit isn’t looking good from what Iran is saying.

I AM BRICKED START THIS BULL RUN BABY!!

It's almost 4 AM in Pakistan. Highly unlikely they are up coordinating a deal with USA-IRAN. They had the whole day yesterday to do this.

You already have a bet going - MU to 400.0 before 22-Apr-2026 10:48 AM -05

I AM HEAVILY POSITIONED FOR SHORTING OIL. LETS FUCKING GOOOO MANGO IS A LIL BITCH AND I LOVE IT

I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON ):

Could we reduce the deadline instead? As a Europoor I have a hard time staying awake until 2 AM, I need to wake up early for my slave job tomorrow :(

You already have a bet going - SPY to 623.63795 before 11-Apr-2026 08:25 AM -05

I feel like this Pakistan thing was pre planned. I regret selling this AM

You already have a bet going - CRWV to 140.0 before 28-May-2026 09:58 AM -05

It will be so funny till market open tomorrow: \- Trump doesn't TACO: Bears SHIT-TALK FOR SO MANY SLEEPLESS HOURS till market opens \- Trump TACOs: Bulls are back in business and SHIT-TALK THA FCK OUT OF ALL the bears while watching Oil futes dumbing 30% LMAO IT WILL BE SO FUNNY TOO BAD I AM A EUROPOOR AND IMA BE SLEEPING :'(

KUWAIT'S INTERIOR MINISTRY ASKS CITIZENS AND RESIDENTS TO STAY HOME FROM MIDNIGHT LOCAL TIME TO 6 AM ON WEDNESDAY AS A 'PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE' NGL, it's giving WW vibes

It’s almost 7:30PM in Iran rn. 8PM US is like 2:30 AM in Iran. If a deal is going to be realized, you’d think it would come in a couple of hours.

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They attacked the island that generates 98% of Irans revenue, these people will go apeshit crazy now since they’ve got nothing more to lose, everything in a radius of 2000km is fair and square game. Oil prices will reach 200$, logistics chains will be fucked for months to come. SO WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL LOSING MONEY WITH MY PUTS

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* hits bridges this AM * hits kharg island AM Says “Iran now knows how serious I am now about my threat and are willing to open a communication line. Then 🌮. Markets up 3% by lunch

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West coast trader on the east coast this week and I’m reminded once again how much better the left coast is. Market open at 6:30 AM and you’re done by 1:00 PM. The natty just finished and it’s only 8:30 in California still.

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WE ARE CRASHING STRAIGHT TO HELL TOMORROW BOYS. STRAIGHT TO FUXKIBG HELL. IF I AM WRONG I WILL HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE.

YA YA YA I AM LORDE

It’s Tuesday 4 AM in tehran.. also beaver day So is the deadline in 16 hr or on USA time? I’m confused.

Largest Petrochemical facility in Saudi gets hit. >Futures: Haha time to go up AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS??

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

Alright, overseas rn, it’s 1:15 AM in the UK, going to bed, y’all degenerates behave

‘Recovering’ a touch now .. but - AM market dump still heavily inbound

You already have a bet going - OXY to 70.0 before 16-Apr-2026 08:26 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 648.0 before 07-Apr-2026 11:10 AM -05

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

I CAN LEARN SPANISH QUICKLY. I AM GOOD WITH LANGUAGE LMAO

THEY CANT COMMUNICATE LMAOOOOOO COMMUNICATE WITH CHILDRNE BRINGING IN NOTES WTF AM I LISTENING TO

If the news was important 🥭 would have announced at 9 AM. Had to wait for market to open so his buddies can place their trades. Prolly going to be ramblings of his recent Truth Social posts.

>[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Yemen Houthis to make announcement at 10:40 AM ET >10:12 Apr 06 Might not have an impact, but seems worth noting with Trump scheduled to speak in a little under 3 hours

trumps 48 hour ultimatum just expired at 10:05 AM EST

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BP ADR IS OPEN ON NYSE I AM NOT BER I AM KANGAROO

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