AM

How is everyone in here saying theyre breaking even? I have seen so little movement, im still down 5% overall. AM I just regarded? Maybe its just MSFT....

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Went mostly cash this AM. Took profits and got out of everything. Locked in 100k for January.

I should’ve sold my AMZN calls yesterday AM what was I thinking lmao

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I AM ABOUT TO FULL PORT INTO APPL CALLS ! I SAID IT HERE FIRST !

9:30 AM EST

I am unstoppable. I bought META at the absolute bottom and sold at the top. Not only that but I’m forklift certified. I made $700. I AM FORKLIFT CERTIFIED.

Wake up at 2 AM. Scream. Maybe cry. Go back to sleep.

MY PUTS MADE MONEY??? AM I DREAMING???

You already have a bet going - GOOG to 400.0 before 14-Feb-2026 01:56 AM -05

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You already have a bet going - META to 723.8044 before 03-Feb-2026 06:05 AM -05

You already have a bet going - META to 723.8044 before 03-Feb-2026 06:05 AM -05

You already have a bet going - META to 723.8044 before 03-Feb-2026 06:05 AM -05

I AM TIRED BOSS

SENATE AGRICULTURE COMMITTEE TO VOTE ON MAJOR CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILL TOMORROW AT 10:30 AM ET

Buying Tesla at these levels is just a monthly subscription to watch Elon shitpost at 3 AM while my portfolio does the Macarena in reverse. I'm still not sure if it's a car company, a meme fund, or an elaborate tax write-off disguised as "innovation." If the stock is down by another 10%, Elon will just announce the Cybertruck now runs on pure copium and identifies as a submarine, then somehow it pumps 20% because three guys on X with laser eyes said "this is the way." At this point, I'm just waiting for the Optimus bot to gain sentience, check my portfolio, and immediately self-destruct out of secondhand embarrassment. My therapist asked what I'm holding, and I just started crying and muttering "full self-driving by 2018" while rocking back and forth.

BED SHITTERS EVERYWHERE, I AM OUT

I AM DIRECTING THE SEC AND DOJ TO INVESTIGATE THE ACCOUNTING PRACTICES AT CARVANA, THE SCAMMIEST OF ALL CAR COMPANIES, AND TRUST ME I KNOW I SCAM WHEN I SEE ONE. WE WILL TAKE THEM DOWN HARDER THAN WHEN SLEEPY JOE BIDEN FELL DOWN THOSE STAIRS FROM CANCER. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

Easy call buying. Got way oversold. Picked up a few calls for end of February this AM

$BBAI 10:17 AM EST, 01/28/2026 (MT Newswires) -- [BigBear.ai](http://BigBear.ai) (BBAI) said Wednesday it has entered a partnership with Maqta Technologies to jointly develop and provide artificial intelligence systems for global port operators.

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Lows on gold not seen since 9:35 AM

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“PUBLISHED WED, JAN 28 2026 7:45 AM EST”

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To rug pull the fuck out of everyone at 9 AM

At 9:15 PM ET, the Shanghai Gold Exchange"AM Fix" happens. This is an auction where Chinese banks shout orders to establish the benchmark price for the day. With Trump threatening 25% tariffs on Asian supply chains, Chinese importers are likely to front-run the "currency war" by buying aggressively at the fix.

Loading up on SANM.. Hammered today with good earnings.. Up at least 10 bills in AM!!

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Death taxes and ONDS losing whatever its AM gains were

I AM ALL IN ON THE CHAIR 🫴🪑

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You already have a bet going - AAPL to 270.0 before 31-Jan-2026 10:44 AM -05

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 210.0 before 19-Feb-2026 08:40 AM -05

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DADDY I AM READY FOR THE RUG!