AM

I bet we will have a small dump over night followed by a pump for a hour in the AM with theta gang fucking us for the rest of the day. Ya know like 90% of the days for the whole last month

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 159.757892 before 03-Apr-2026 10:23 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 660.0 before 02-Apr-2026 02:41 AM -05

I AM BACK DID ANYONE MISS ME!!!!!!!

You already have a bet going - SPY to -648.0 before 01-Apr-2026 09:39 AM -05

> BEARS: I AM STEPPING AWAY FOR A PERIOD OF TIME TO SEEK TREATMENT

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 220.0 before 28-Apr-2026 07:49 AM -05

So as long as we don’t get any new diseases between now and 9:30 AM tomorrow should be pretty boring.

BOL sphincter expansion project resumes in the AM

SPY back to 630 tomorrow by 10:30 AM EST.

If you're wondering why the market suddenly rallied at 11 AM, this article was posted then: https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/trump-tells-the-post-the-war-against-iran-wont-last-much-longer-strait-of-hormuz-will-reopen-automatically-after-us-exit/ Rupert Murdoch owns the Wall Street Journal, New York Post, Fox News, etc.

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You already have a bet going - SPY to -648.0 before 01-Apr-2026 09:39 AM -05

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Wait I was right about 10 AM? I would have expected them to keep it up a little longer today to make it feel "different". This is just the same stuff as the past few weeks.

Will it be at exactly 10 AM this time?

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Is it normal that these Pentagon briefings are at 8 AM?

BREAKING: The US Department of War announces it will be holding a press conference at 8 AM ET on Tuesday. Source: The Kobeissi Letter

I AM TEKING RECEIPTS YOU COCKY ASS ARROGANT BOLS

Puts for the AM again.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 600.0 before 24-Apr-2026 07:46 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 610.7189 before 03-Apr-2026 06:35 AM -05

TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER, I AM SURE

Da fug, thought I was holding the baggie pushing in deep on SU thie AM and in 3 minutes it went apeshit.

MU is having one of the most pure red days I have ever seen right now...just pure red from 9:30 AM to now.

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The Iranian investment strategy is printing this AM

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You already have a bet going - UVIX to 30.0 before 07-Apr-2026 09:06 AM -05

The Monday pump is fizzling out before 10 AM. Is the market... learning?  Dear God, we're all doomed.

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I am gonna wait, I WONT FOMO PUTS. I AM WISER I AM WISER ✋

if you get the feeling that Mango's panicking and grasping at straws every Monday AM to pump the markets is fake and its effects are fading, you'd be right. go look at the charts for the last month and you'll see that the Monday pump takes less and less time to unwind over the course of the week. as of last week, we're down to 1 day - the weekly high was reached Monday 7am

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Wait... How do we know if we AREN'T the tourists... HOW DO I KNOW?! AM I TOURIST?! I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAMERA!

You already have a bet going - SPY to 640.0 before 31-Mar-2026 01:54 AM -05