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HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING LOL WHAT AM I WATCHING

I AM A GOD-FEARING AMERICAN PATRIOT PLEASE DEAR LEADER TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLD IN THE BALLROOM. I LONG TO HEAR ABOUT THE IMPORTED MAAAARBLE.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 645.0 before 27-Mar-2026 05:47 AM -05

You already have a bet going - RDDT to 120.0 before 30-Mar-2026 06:53 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Yokeyoyo** bet **NEXT** goes from **7.89** to **11.0** before **09-Apr-2026 10:05 AM EDT** Their record is 13 wins and 45 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dangerous-Bet-4303** bet **ARM** goes from **160.28** to **145.0** before **02-Apr-2026 10:02 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Inner_Difficulty0101** bet **SPY** goes from **654.24** to **670.0** before **27-Mar-2026 10:01 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I see a 30 sec candle reaching 656 at 8:01:30 AM. Nothing else. nothing like of what you speak.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dangerous-Bet-4303** bet **AMD** goes from **219.81** to **215.0** before **27-Mar-2026 09:37 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 26-Mar-2026 09:24 AM -05

You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 297.5 before 27-Mar-2026 10:12 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 26-Mar-2026 09:24 AM -05

What’s the over under for boots on the ground Saturday AM while markets closed? Lol

You already have a bet going - USO to 120.0 before 27-Mar-2026 08:20 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/0xBorisjohnson** bet **SPY** goes from **651.74** to **665.0** before **27-Mar-2026 08:21 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ShadowMoneyLurks** bet **SPY** goes from **651.83** to **640.0** before **27-Mar-2026 08:19 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 16 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OhThatsSo** bet **TSLA** goes from **381.31** to **403.0** before **02-Apr-2026 08:17 AM EDT** Their record is 8 wins and 14 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Careless-Ad-2400** bet **SPY** goes from **650.72** to **644.21** before **27-Mar-2026 08:05 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 620.0 before 10-Apr-2026 08:54 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Thoughtful_Tortoise** bet **POET** goes from **5.98** to **6.88** before **23-Apr-2026 07:28 AM EDT** Their record is 18 wins and 15 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - USO to 120.80145 before 30-Mar-2026 07:14 AM -05

You already have a bet going - MU to 461.10168000000004 before 26-Mar-2026 09:11 AM -05

**I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT BOLS ARE FUK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/x2eliah** bet **ONDS** goes from **10.28** to **9.99** before **29-Mar-2026 03:47 AM EDT** Their record is 26 wins and 17 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/StonksInvesteur** bet **SPY** goes from **655.48** to **700.0** before **29-Mar-2026 01:08 AM EDT** Their record is 8 wins and 27 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - GLD to 440.0 before 29-Mar-2026 12:11 AM -05

I AM NOT SUICIDAL!

You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 26-Mar-2026 09:24 AM -05

Allrighty boys, watchin the ol' bat ball on NTFLX, love of the game love of the game, the crack of the bat, we love it, oh and fucking commercials on NTFLX love that too, so WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING FOR

You already have a bet going - USO to 90.0 before 26-Mar-2026 12:07 AM -05

And will be green in the AM

They do it when PST/EST people are asleep to reduce headline panic. Sometime between 3-7 AM est

US IS PLANNING TO SET UP TALKS WITH IRAN IN PAKISTAN THIS WEEKEND I TOO AM PLANNING TO SET UP TALKS WITH SYDNEY SWEENEY THIS WEEKEND

I want to keep talking crazy at bulls but every time I open my mouth to do it a green dildo gets shoved in. and yes normally I AM into that kind of thing but this is in a not fun way

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/vroomvroomcars** bet **GOOG** goes from **288.17** to **320.0** before **08-Apr-2026 11:47 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 11 losses. **no way i lose 13 in a row it's impossible ** [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM ANNOUNCING WE WILL NOW BE USING BEEF TALLOW INSTEAD OF OIL!!!

SPY CALLS TRAP..NOT TO DAY BUD..TIRED OF YOUR TRICKS ..AM HOLDING FRIDAY PUTS

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/dontlikeyacutG** bet **SPY** goes from **657.28** to **650.0** before **26-Mar-2026 10:24 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LostBull92** bet **GLD** goes from **418.21** to **409.84** before **26-Mar-2026 10:13 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WhoCaresWhatITink** bet **SPY** goes from **655.81** to **649.25** before **26-Mar-2026 10:00 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 6 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/nverloseinstocks** bet **TSLA** goes from **392.45** to **372.82** before **01-Apr-2026 09:58 AM EDT** Their record is 8 wins and 22 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

This market is entirely tweet based 🥭 8AM: we have a plan! 📈 Iran 10 AM: there’s no plan idiots. 📉

I AM IN TALKS WITH THE BEARRORISTS AND THEY SAY THEY WANT A DEAL🫴

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dismal_Foundation784** bet **MSFT** goes from **376.81** to **370.0** before **26-Mar-2026 08:40 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 7 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - MU to 380.0 before 26-Mar-2026 10:09 AM -05

8:30 AM dip... right on time. Not sure who has been shorting the market but they got deep pockets and enjoy losing money.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cantthinkofacoolnam** bet **ASTS** goes from **90.42** to **95.0** before **01-Apr-2026 08:14 AM EDT** Their record is 11 wins and 19 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Professional-Bag155** bet **MSFT** goes from **377.36** to **440.0** before **29-Apr-2026 07:38 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 639.24322 before 25-Mar-2026 07:47 AM -05