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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Psychological_Fly109** bet **SPY** goes from **658.95** to **665.53** before **26-Mar-2026 07:15 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ReferenceFunny7142** bet **INFQ** goes from **10.62** to **12.0** before **29-Mar-2026 07:14 AM EDT** Their record is 5 wins and 16 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO FOR A WEEK

You already have a bet going - USO to 120.80145 before 30-Mar-2026 07:14 AM -05

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/opiewann** bet **QQQ** goes from **588.64** to **600.0** before **28-Mar-2026 01:28 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 2 losses. **or i'll not be able to pay rent ** [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Europoors might even help us dump this to 640 in the AM. It does not seem so far fetched, unless orange intervenes as usual.

Spy: rises 4.20x10^(-54)% Bols: BER AM FECKED AMIRITE GUISE

Might as well open at 650 tomorrow AM

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Slipperypuppy25** bet **SPY** goes from **657.58** to **680.0** before **25-Mar-2026 11:34 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 203 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

SPY is going to pump for an hour after open tomorrow after which there will be a big rug pull. Buy SPY puts at around 10:30 AM. This is financial advice.

You already have a bet going - USO to 87.66975 before 27-Mar-2026 02:48 AM -05

You already have a bet going - GLD to 440.0 before 29-Mar-2026 12:11 AM -05

Finally we are going to get a circuit breaker when Iran releases that trump is full of shit at 9:30 AM EST time

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE WORKING ON A DEAL, BUT THE BOMBS WILL CONTINUE TO DROP UNTIL A DEAL IS MADE.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 670.0 before 25-Mar-2026 04:10 AM -05

Oh cool another leaked ceasefire headline to test market reaction. Now he's gonna announce a ceasefire at 9:28 AM to get it fresh in the algos' heads tomorrow

PLEASE 🥭 I AM TIRED OF WINNING

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AMX_revue** bet **HOOD** goes from **69.45** to **62.0** before **27-Mar-2026 11:06 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Unlikely-Oil-6434** bet **TSLA** goes from **385.27** to **377.57** before **25-Mar-2026 11:05 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Mighty-HeaIthy** bet **SPY** goes from **655.07** to **670.0** before **26-Mar-2026 11:01 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ResponsibleAnt8049** bet **UVIX** goes from **8.33** to **30.0** before **07-Apr-2026 10:06 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/robotpoet** bet **SPY** goes from **651.39** to **644.87** before **25-Mar-2026 09:59 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Psychological_Fly109** bet **SPY** goes from **650.54** to **657.04** before **25-Mar-2026 09:55 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I AM

Deutche bank yolo guy printed this AM. I tailed for researched purposes and the position is up around 65% overall. Only bought 10 contracts but bought more for September

Lmao almost all of the gains from yesterday’s AM pump have been given up already

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sufficient_Cry2346** bet **RKT** goes from **13.91** to **15.0** before **23-Apr-2026 09:33 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Doc_options** bet **IWM** goes from **245.43** to **248.3** before **25-Mar-2026 09:27 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 24 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/mmjI** bet **USO** goes from **115.03** to **120.0** before **27-Mar-2026 09:20 AM EDT** Their record is 5 wins and 4 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BioRam** bet **SPY** goes from **651.91** to **645.0** before **25-Mar-2026 09:13 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

AHAH I AM BIG PUSSY AGREED

You already have a bet going - SPY to 534.20543 before 27-Mar-2026 04:33 AM -05

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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Prudent_Concern_1511** bet **SPY** goes from **652.29** to **639.24** before **25-Mar-2026 08:47 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - SPY to 648.7945199999999 before 24-Mar-2026 11:26 AM -05

Made my money trading futures in the London AM session. Sitting this one out

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Redrammer** bet **SPY** goes from **654.89** to **669.69** before **25-Mar-2026 07:22 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 8 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RAMBO_JESUS** bet **PLTR** goes from **160.53** to **154.1** before **31-Mar-2026 07:15 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Pizzapimento** bet **SPY** goes from **656.75** to **686.87** before **28-Mar-2026 01:17 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 13 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You dummies are gonna buy puts in AM, then Trump will tweet them to oblivion

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Embarrassed-Sky6890** bet **SNDK** goes from **698.48** to **777.0** before **07-Apr-2026 12:15 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 25-Mar-2026 12:18 AM -05

I AM BUYING THE BIGGLIEST RDDT PUTS KNOWN TO HUMANKIND IN DEMONSTRATION TO THIS CESSPIT'S CENSORSHIP THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

You already have a bet going - MU to 500.0 before 30-Mar-2026 09:39 AM -05

You already have a bet going - MU to 461.10168000000004 before 26-Mar-2026 09:11 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SPY to 652.0 before 24-Mar-2026 08:20 AM -05

I AM PLEASE TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE A CONCEPT OF AN AGREEMENT WITH IRAN WITCH WE HAVE NEGOTIATED OVER THE PAST 48 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT.

I was down $5k on a EUR/USD long when I fell asleep around 2:30 AM, had a $10k stop loss on the position.....woke up at 8AM, the fucker was up $2k and I took the green, even though my TP was at $4k....not waiting on another $2k in this clown show market. We had the same situation, just inverse the feelings of trepidation and dread.....

The Kobeissi Letter @Kobeissi… · 2h Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced “productive discussions” with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.