AMD

Yo AMD fookin stop bruh

Checks MSFT, NFLX, AMD, RDDT, NVDA, HOOD, SOFI, UBER....nobody cares about indices

Unless you bought yesterday, this is nothing new for the common AMD investor. You don’t get the name advanced money destroyer overnight

AMD back to her old ways. This relationship must be what it’s like to date Britney Spears.

AMD down 10%. AMD investor dont come to market today 😂

AMD green by open please?

Amd ending green

I guess Meta and AMD needed to miss earnings to go up?

Ridiculous how with good earnings AMD goes down 10%. Well....getting banned just in time before the google frenzy begins.

SMCI got an upgrade from 31 to 33 (make more money than AMD)

Looks like my AMD $180 puts were TOO far OTM.

my 220p are itm for AMD 😳

You already have a bet going - AMD to 259.66974 before 04-Feb-2026 04:01 PM -05

for fucks sake AMD

so today amd going to drag the market down?

Got fucked by golden dildo and silver fists. Then nvda deep throat me to half dead. Now amd is wearing rh biggest strap on about to finish me off. 😭😭😭

AMD should be down 30-40% more. They need an alpha male at CEO like Elon!

The market manipulation on AMD is insane

AMD is on sale today? I couldn't be happier

Buying AMD leaps at open

is amd acutally gonna stay down?

GOOG calls and AMD puts finna print

Slava Amd

Fuk AMD just go to 0$ already so I can stop watching you

I really like to play AMD calls but earnings is a NO. Learned the hard way.

Amd tries to present itself as the nvda slayer yet it has to resort to cheap accounting tricks even regards here saw though just to beat estimates. Meanwhile smci (a gauge of nvda chip sales) blew out earnings and guidance.

Imagine falling for the AMD guidance ber trap, you retards do know majority of the ML training and cloud storage servers uses proprietary custom design ARM chips right? Lisa have been on her knees begging companies to buy some of their AMD chips for months, AMD's struggles aren't affecting the AI gold rush at all

Amd sub 200 by EOW?

Amd deserves to be down for using cheap accounting tricks to reflect china sales that every analyst and half of the regards here saw through.

AMD sells more CPUs than Intel for years now.

INTC fucking hard It is the way. AMD is for the poors

That’s not very likely is it? I mean….AMD green?

AMD at $220 is still more expensive than NVDA by all metrics. No true moat either playing a distant second to NVDA on GPUs and even to INTC on CPUs.

Dear AMD. Fuck you. And yes, I WILL cry in the casino.

The year is 2030. NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation. Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI. You just bought a multigenerational  mortgage loan spawning 4 generations. Tonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $19.99 per month, it will listen to you after 5:00 p.m. You can't wait to tell her that after holding AMD for 5 years, you are finally green!  Life is good.

Microsoft and AMD got fucked 😭

Damn did amd fucked up ?

God intel hate is so undeserving, people would rather lose all their money on amd then bet on the best comeback play of the century that actually owns their own fabs during a chip shortage

Bit scared to hold through Google earnings, afraid it might do an AMD.

Sounds expensive till you compare that to walmart with 4% yoy growth and a pe of 42 up 1%. Meanwhile AMD 35% growth and a lower forward PE. Try again

I think google wants its TPU business to be the size of AMD

GOOGL could easily buy AMD and WDC and all would see an immediate +20%

At the current valuation Google should just acquire AMD

msft/amd leaps, possibly a few googl calls.

UBER -9% AMD -9% CMG -6%

AMD: Beats and Raises The Market: We dont believe you !

Amd on sale

AMD GUHH

AMD calls?

AMD will boom but it’s too expensive right now