AMZN

Sites so slow I’m not even motivated to buy AMZN puts

picked up some amzn put early this morning, ready to lose it all

How is Amzn green rn

Global AWS outage. believe it or not, calls on AMZN

Fuckin AMZN gotta get their shit together

The AI (actually indians) keeping up the AWS servers are off for Diwali. Amzn calls for when they return

shorting amzn fk this

AMZN calls cause this outage just shows the ENTIRE internet is still heavily reliant on AWS

AMZN is glued to the 200DMA for the past 4-5 trading sessions

what a boring day for AMZN, the aws incident surely didn't help

It's joever for AMZN

puts on RDDT - we just found out their data is all bots. Calls on AMZN. We just found out they run the entire world.

Uh Oh...AMZN Prime shows my packages out for delivery in Tunisia... I live in Ohio.

AMZN should change their cloud services name to ASS instead.

Poots on AMZN

people realizing how important aws if so AMZN pumping

Lol all this news about fuck AWS going down and AMZN is still up.

guess AMZN wont be invited to the circle jerk anymore

AMZN is gonna run this week bc of ts

aws fucked it up. Short $amzn

AMZN is like if i go down i’m going to take all of you with me now pump

I’m imagining the look on ber faces when they saw the news this morning for AMZN just to see it go up. lol Anyway, outages happen. It wasn’t anything severe. AMZN to $250 by November 3rd.

Hey AMZN go fuck yourself shitty ass stock and shitty ass servers

It’s baffling that AMZN is green considering all the bad AWS news today. It’s almost like they planned to bring it down to this level and don’t want it lower and even though bad news that should drop it lower came out they are not letting it go lower.

AMZN calls cause AWS is down

legit mad that amzn is green today

AMZN puts

A 1% AMZN move has you jizzin in your jeans?

>CNN: AMZN SHARES SKYROCKET AFTER AWS CRASHES, TAKING OUT HALF THE INTERNET 

AMZN pump lets goooooo

how the fuck is amzn green? is it because i couldn't even buy puts because it lags out?

I guess taking out the internet is exactly what AMZN needed

This outage might actually be bullish for amzn lmao. Tons of people realized that half the internet runs on AWS

Amzn and HOOD puts

AMZN up with the AWS outage and SPY up with a shutdown still looming 😂

AMZN down 17%

so call on AMZN, right? lmao

Puts on AMZN for faulty AWS server

You lose money with AMZN both ways, with puts and calls. This is the way of the regarded 🤌

Global AWS outage, affecting facebook, RH and others. Puts on AMZN?

AMZN ready to throw up a lost decade lol

Someone short the fuck outta AMZN

How is AMZN up +0.65% when AWS shit the bed and is still shitting?

AWS is a Catch-22. I want to short AMZN because their shitty product doesn’t work, but I can’t do anything because the service is down. Excellent product design. In fact, I think I’ll buy calls on AMZN!

Fuck AWS. $AMZN

Full porting puts on HOOD and AMZN asap

Holy shit short AMZN this piece of shit just keep sucking with this outage

Come on AMZN and HOOD, you trash - keep crashing

AMZN so trash lol

Im just suprised AMZN isn't catering due to this widespread AWS issue they got goin on