AMZN

They missed on iPhone sales which is almost half its revenue. iPad and Mac didn’t hit home runs either. It wasn’t that good of a quarter in comparison to AMZN and GOOGL

Good Job AMZN, you are a true hero. BA killed my port and you just saved it.

what's AMZN doing sacrificing goats?

AMZN up to 11% 😮‍💨🤌

AMZN 250 easy tomorrow

Holy shit AMZN is ripping even with that fumble from Tim Apple

AMZN about to have a historic shift in sentiment

I feel you fam, same here. If it makes you feel any better I also sold my AMZN calls and shares today.

Congratz AMZN bulls. 245 calls might print if AH price holds.

Consolidation prize for AMZN. I told my bro about it a few days ago. He just texted me "how did you know it would go up???" - Fucker full ported... I gotta listen to my own advice lmao. I papered it before ER's 🙃 

Just keep going up AMZN 💦

AMZN pumping

looks like a lot of cash was waiting until after the Apple report. They’ve decided to throw it at AMZN now lol

Be pissed off I sold my AMZN 237.5C's at 2:30 today.

AMZN drifting higher.

AAPLs don’t grow in the AMZN. Bananas do, which look like Jensen’s cock (I’ve seen it) Calls on NVDA

Looks like inverse reddit was the play on AMZN :(

Damn didn’t think AMZN had it in them

my first real loss of 10k was with AMZN - good times

What do you goons see as the downside risk to AMZN going forward? It's been so flat this year and it looks primed to rip. What am I missing?

Damn wish I went bigger on amzn

So AMZN, COIN, APPL, and MSTR all beat expectations.

AMZN is the new TSLA, no matter what you play you’ll get fucked

amzn results are solid, was wrong to assume it would drop after results came out

Results tomorrow: Amazon AMZN up 5%, APPL down 3%, NVDA down 1%, AMD down 2%, TSLA down 3%, QQQ down .4%. You're welcome

AAPL canceling out AMZN lol

AMZN will go back down on guidance. Flat or red by open. Watch

Well guess I'm fucked, flipped a coin and choose AAPL instead of AMZN.

lots of people here had puts on AMZN. LOL

AMZN opening at +15% tomorrow

I think AMZN is going to pull a GOOG over the next year. Time to get on the gain train.

I don't understand, how can amzn go up 10%? I was told this was the top

Got burned buying AMZN puts one minute before market close. FML

RDDT IV crush AMZN gonna dump AAPL gonna moon

Amzn from the 3 point line to save tech thanks Bezos pump this bitch tmw

No position, but want AMZN to give it all back for a good laugh.

Bought AMZN calls at the bottom today. Big fucking win

Well I looked at AMZN calls before close and decided too expensive. Went with AAPL instead. Hopefully both run like crazy.

If amzn holds I print. 3000 shares of amzz 53 (02/20/2026) calls I sold 20 yesterday to scale down.

Lfg AMZN. We gonna eat. NFLX is cooked. Don't see a split bringing back the momo. RIP.

Sold more AMZN at 244.5 (cost 228, 228.5, 228.8, 230.6, 231) and took profits, 😂😂😂😂😂

AMZN AWS revenue grew 20% this quarter, beating expectations of 18%. This is while massive amounts of competition for datacenters keeps mounting from neoclouds and the MAG7 and, yet, the demand keeps outpacing the supply. NBIS earnings November 11 🐇⏱️

Twitter did not mislead me for once. 11/21 amzn 250c gonna print tomorrow unless I get truthed

AMZN just kicked off the Santa Rally!

AMZN saved me

AMZN never rockets after ER. Something fishy going on 🤔

AMZN x NBIS please

Is AMZN what GOOG was six months ago?

If AMZN hits 300 end of year I can retire

AMZN the GOAT