AMZN

NVDA to partnership with GLD to use gold in AI chips that will be used by MSFT and AAPL to deliver software through AMZN prime

Amazon to cut 6 million pounds of dead weight AMZN 420 EOY

Pls AMZN Don’t fuck this earning like last time

I want to put my life savings into $NVO or $AMZN but im too much of a pussy so im just selling puts on them instead of

If people wonder why we shitpost. It's because it's free alpha and lets me know what to play. Gives you a slight edge. I literally only bought AMZN last week because of shitposting. All the guys I shitposted with (over 90%, no meme) said AMZN was undervalued. So i bought calls. +150k this week. #worth. Thanks chat. Honestly I bought GAP because of the same thing (+800k). It works.

I know. It works lol. It gives you a slight edge... it's why I do it. Portfolio gets large enough and it becomes worth it to do. IE: I only bought AMZN last week because of shitposting. I'm currently up over 150k. That's worth as fuck \--- You are correct. I've seen you before. You probs understand this, you sicko

AMZN announcing all of these job cuts before their ER is either bullish or bearish, depending on how their earnings go ☝️🤓

Full port AMZN Don’t care how they did this quarter. But Andy Jassy saying they cut 30k jobs “due to AI” means he’s going to forecast some insane numbers for the next one.

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Meta calls, amzn calls, rddt calls, msft puts. Msft tried to make a bride out of open AI, but she’s for the streets. Azure growth gonna disappoint.

AMZN, SOFI, RDDT, HOOD, META calls loaded in my port. Deleting the app and will check in Friday after close.

Ultra bullish on AMZN

!banbet amzn 295 15d

AMZN layoffs is actually very bullish. Its an extremely inflated org, most of the techies on h1b dont do shit. About time the org got leaner

AMZN laying off 30k white collar jobs and yall are bullish?! Gonna be a bloodbath on earnings this week.

CAR SHOPPING FOR THE WIFE ON AMZN AUTO

WMT and AMZN saying they are freezing working counts for 3 years while they expect their business to double in size is insane No idea where we’ll be in 3 years

Remember how cutting AMZN 's corporate tax rate was supposed to save jobs and expand hiring LMAO

Is anyone bearish on AMZN ER?

I bought calls on AMZN today, thinking about META for tomorrow.

SOFI Calls AMZN Puts

Time for AMZN to run to 270 now

I feel like my AMZN 12/19 235c calls are gonna give me a lame return even if things go gangbusters

“Amzn layoffs always a good sign for the economy. It gets fitter and ready for lululemon yoga pants.” Every bull now

AMZN NOV 7 CALLS 230 SP, might honestly port my entire portfolio into DTCR LEAPs. All this volatility fucked my portfolio. I bought 20$ DTCR calls and those have doubled in the last 4 months. If I could double my portfolio every 4 months that would be insane.

AMZN cutting 30K jobs?

Actually that AMZN news might be rough, *might* be a signal that tech is trying to slim

If you think rate cuts happening cuz jobs bad why the fuck would amzn lay off 30k knowing rate cuts inbound. Use your fuckin brain, rate cuts WONT bring back jobs. Inflation to the moon while the poors bow down to AI.

AMZN layoffs is ultra bullish! 🚀

Is AMZN even a relevant company any more? They really gave up their FANG spot this year

Please serious responses only. Can someone give me a rundown on if buying just barely in the money AMZN calls tomorrow and holding until friday would be good? The price would probably be 7 or 8. I feel like AMZN stock hasn't been doing much lately (down on 3 month timeframe and up only 20% in 6 months, which isn't much compared to other mag7 stocks). If we get a $10-20 positive correction, I feel like this would print. If you're bearish on AMZN earnings lmk why too. Thanks

AMZN up or down on big layoffs? 🙏

Is this AMZN robot and AI? Reason for the 30k corporate jobs. Maybe they are just getting rid of the free loaders that weren’t doing much?

What's more funny? AMZN layoffs or bulls buying calls at ATH

I swear to fucking god if AMZN doesn’t print. Hated today’s price action.

I wake up to UNH +10% tomorrow. It's a sunny morning, the birds are chirping. In the distance, I hear the joy of children playing at the park, and my AMZN package was delivered early. Life is good.

Wtf is wrong with AMZN

I hope part of AMZN cuts includes some middle management. I swear some of the most useless people in companies are "managers of managers". Too low to come up with strategy but too high to do any work. You ask them what their job is and they say "keep everyone aligned on the same goals".

*AMZN layoffs is bullish!*

AMZN the market’s that way ⬆️

Did AMZN shut down the algos again l?

AMZN up 3.2% ytd

AMZN cutting 30k jobs now has me thinking I should buy calls

Amzn layoff might be a signal of bad earnings… NFA

Amzn earnings yay or nay

AMZN going to have an earnings disaster. If not current quarter, then the projection. You don't cut 30K jobs in a strong earnings release.

AMZN… canary in the coal mine… it’s our queue ghey bears.. DANCE! 💃💃💃🤣