AMZN

$AMZN (Alexa) and fire alarms are "always-on" listeners and cameras being used to front-run your data and monitor your private trade ideas. I was trained in a secret government program for kids that used "hub and spoke" mapping and analog fax lines to stay off this digital grid. Long PRIVACY and short the smart-home bubble before the general public realizes their own ceilings are spying on them.

AMZN has fucked me the whole last two weeks on calls after it lost both the 20 & 50 day SMA. Then last Friday it pumped only to be dumped the last minute. It held 227 but couldn't get above 229. I need it dump to wake up buyers at the 200 day SMA. Then we would get a double bottom hopefully.

I need AMZN to stop being weird next week. Drop to 216 and then rally to 235.

Considering going balls deep on AMZN, UNH, or META and i cant decide which one to go all in.

I’m talking we see spy at $705 before febuary and amzn at like $270

$AMZN is like Tyrone woodly. 5 years and no big wins. Loss after loss..

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Hey Santa how about a +6% pump for old times sake, talking amzn

What happened to amzn 10 mins before close??? Wth

My portfolio is mostly AMZN LEAPS so whatever, but what the actual fuck was that

I'm actually holding about 150 shares of META and 100 shares of AMZN.

105k open interest on the AMZN 230c there was 0 chance AMZN wasn't selling into close

Santa, if you're listening - please give AMZN their gains back

Amazon EOD WTF $AMZN

I have till 1/16 with my amzn calls, maybe I’ll be able to sell for a -60% loss instead of a -95% loss lol

Dude, every single fucking Friday I get fucked. I'm holding META and AMZN, shit is fine all day Friday. Then 5 minutes before close they fucking shit the bed and I end the day a grand down. Fucking christ dude. Let me catch a fucking break for 1 fucking Friday.

Why the fuck would META and AMZN drop, while GOOGL pops, and SPY doesn't really do anything. What in the fuck was that bullshit.

Actually criminal manipulation on AMZN and META. WTF

What in the ever loving fuck was that dump 5 mintues before close for META. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ONLY HAPPEN TO THE SHIT I'M HOLDING. Fuck my goddamn META and AMZN holding ass dude. Fucking shit.

did amzn just die?

Goog green candle amzn red candle? Hmm

Amzn LMAOOOO

Wtf happened to AMZN??

Why does my google move opposite of AMZN like genuinely wtf is this

AMZN truly lmao

Lol AMZN cliff diving

Down -$20k, thanks amzn, you’re an ass dick

lol there’s the AMZN I know

TSLA META AMZN all banned most manipulated trash stocks that do everything to kill options being played on it

even the greatest TNF game ever cant help AMZN from underperforming the Qs

The AMZN trade is about to get too crowded and shit's gonna trade flat for another 12 months lol

Amzn just gap fill up to $245 already

Appl,amzn and meta disgrace Even Unh have better pump then you!

I really cant make this shit up. Sold both BA and AMZN this morning and then it takes the fuck off.

I just closed AMZN, expect take off.

SPY 685 EOD. AMZN 225.

My amzn 1/16 calls down -90%. I’m letting it get to the perfect -100% to piss MMs off by not selling

Cmon AMZN you dumb bitch

AMZN is worse actually

Why AMZN leaps so expensive I might as well buy shares

Fuck AMZN I hope bezos fucking dies of fucking stroke fuck you sold for lost fucking piece of shit all TSLA gains gone

HOOY FUCKING SHIT FUCK AMZN FUCK YOU EXACTLY WHY I NEVER TRADE THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT STOCK

If you really think about it, AMZN at $225 is a great store of value.

FUCKING AMZN MOVEEEEEEEE HOLY FUCK!

I don't think I've ever seen AMZN string together back to back green days

So TSLA 1DTE’s paid and AMZN was the one who fucked me.. complete opposite of my thought process last night

Fuck AMZN man

Amzn doing Amzn things LOL

AMZN, META red - as usual.