AMZN

Yesterday I sold my 10/24 AMZN 230c for a loss. Today I could break even

Seriously, why is AMZN green? Don't investors know that everyone is looking for alternatives now?

So if GLD and SPY are down who the fuck is making money right now except for retarded AMZN weeklies

Lord, I thank you for letting me know you fk with me. I've sold and locked profit on those AMZN calls \*kneel\* aMen and aWomen

AMZN calls printing

Bad news is good news, I bought back some AMZN at 220.

AMZN so this is how it works, have another outage please

Port has been 60% 2x AMZN shares for about 2 weeks now, little early but I’m here 🗿

Who would've thought that having a full day outage gave AMZN +3% afterwards

How tf is AMZN going up?? The whole internet shut down yesterday because of Amazon!

Yall coulda just bought AMZN calls 🤷 

AMZN bulls up 2 percent and think they’re the kings of the world 🤡

Internet blows up because of one company: CRWD drops like 50% Internet blows up because of one company 2: AMZN up 5% They really make sure you never know which way a stock will go based on past events

# Bezos shorted AMZN and then nuked the AWS servers. A neat little trick he had learned from none other than Grandmaster-Trader Barron himself 😎

AMZN up 2% after a days long AWS outage takes down the internet 🤡

The fact that amzn is the only thing green in my port right now is actually making me chuckle

AMZN killed AWS on purpose to show who really controls the world

AMZN to 221 then 222 then 300

indexes slightly red, 🌽 flat, shitcos dumping, AMZN pumping, what a time to be alive

AMZN will reach beyond $227 today.

Dog shit stocks tanking while AMZN pumping. Nature is healing

Get on the AMZN train to 300

Cmon AMZN, do the opposite of the market, I dare you mf. Samuel L. Jackson ©️

amzn not sh1tting the bed, what a time to be alive

AMZN being the only green scares me.. Idk if it’ll fall too

AMZN pumps because they bricked half of the internet AMZN also pumps because they are no longer bricking half of the internet 

send AMZN to 325 ASAP deserves 50% rally too cheap

AMZN AAPL EATING GOOD BABYY

Look at AMZN man. It’s beautiful

AMZN never dipping below 220 again after this \-vibe based

F u aws, even tho amzn calls this week's printing for me

Amzn pumping because they fixed aws

AMZN ripping defines this market lol

AMZN green dildo of god

amzn has been shit for the past month and now decides to pump on the week its internet crashes LMAO 🤌

so all it took was AMZN database to be down for people to realized it’s important….and it’s green!

hopefully this is the start of an AMZN comeback

AMZN hits 275 by end of year I quit my job

All the AMZN comments makes me wanna inverse WSB and buy puts

So happy I got $AMZN calls

2% day on amzn, it's been awhile...

GLD rotation into AMZN as expected

Calls on AMZN, they can shutdown the internet

Finally coming for my Amzn bags

I'm not sure what I will do today, but 2 things I WON'T be doing are short GLD or long AMZN.

AMZN pre market acting like aws is down again

AMZN is going up up up.

AMZN keep pumping UwU

AMZN FLYING BABY!

I believe in AMZN this week!