AMZN

I hate options. I am so screwed guys.. should never have bought AMZN 232.5 1DTE call. Kicking myself

Amzn if you’re going to be a bitch again like yesterday them just don’t bother showing up, you’re not invited

Amzn is kind of like ADBE and paypal, instead of going down just goes flat for next 5 years

keep in mind TSLA, AMZN, META, MSFT, NVDA hasn't reach ATH, they still can push QQQ to ATH before the double top forms. keep buying till christmas rally is over

Amzn 300c Jan 15 2027. No fucking way it wont print tendies

META or AMZN calls?

Sitting on 20x leveraged warrants on AMZN with a stop loss of 221. Looking good so far, please don't fuck me, Mr Market.

Goldman Sachs Reiterates Buy on $AMZN, PT $290 Analyst comments: "We recap Amazon's annual AWS re:Invent conference, where management outlined a range of new product and service announcements tied to their view of how the public cloud industry will evolve, particularly in artificial intelligence, machine learning, and custom silicon. Combined with Amazon’s recent earnings report, we view the key takeaways from re:Invent and management’s forward narrative as another positive step in improving investor sentiment around AWS’s artificial intelligence thematic positioning.

$AMZN BEING A GAY STOCK PER USUAL

already flipped some proceeds back into amzn (and googl).

AMZN in like a week or two

So much AMZN hate. Love to see it.

i HATE ANDY JASSY , JEFF BEZOS & $AMZN SHIT CO FML

didnt pump when bezos was there aswell lol. $AMZN is inherent a shitco thats bad managed. 1 - to much debt. 2- way to much FUCKING dilution. 3 - 50% of the business is low margin trash. Adds & AWS are the only 2 things worth keeping. 4 - under performed SP500 BIG FUCKING time in 5 years. amazon needs a CEO from google or Microsoft at this point....

lotta motherfuckers looking for $AMZN to pump next like $GOOG already did just one problem: Andy Jassy

Robinhood down. Fuck AMZN gayest stock to exist they will cure cancer and stock will still be down 2%

Times to feature Burry as Gayest Person alive and Amzn as gayest stock to exist

Amzn is fine but sofi is oof

I always marvel that they created a hologram of dead al michaels to call nfl games… amzn calls

You can "tip" your last Amazon delivery driver $5 at no cost to you by just clicking a link I tipped and then bought AMZN puts

Any AMZN gang here?

My signal to buy AMZN calls, saw same thing with goog 7 months ago

Remove AMZN from mag 7 for being such a shit stock

bagholder of amzn spotted! welcome

AIDS from $AMZN....

Sundar Pichai going to $AMZN to lead company as new CEO.... pls

FUK YES. $AMZN IS AIDS

So messed up, people go crazy for robotics but ignore amzn, then cloud services looking good again potentially, but not for amzn, so fucking over it…. Why does amzn trade like a fucking dividend stock but somehow is a mag 7 after being up 4%ytd?????? Rant is over

The only thing magnificent is how AMZN holds onto life despite yearning for a red death

Honestly what’s wrong with AMZN?

Wow AMZN does suck. Every fucking day my girlfriend has a new package on the porch from them. Despite taking all her husband’s money, they still can’t perform. Calls on HIMS.

Amzn get your ass to $250 already you fuck

Tell me more of a shitco portfolio then these companies. $AMZN = WORST STOCK IN THE LAST 5-7 YEARS. $PYPL + $XYZ/$SQ = SHITCOS....

5 years of SHIT. Literally SO FUCKING ANNOYING. WORST COMPANY EVER I OWNED $AMZN GO $250 SHITCO

When is AMZN gonna stop being a shit stock?

If amzn doesn’t pump up tmr im truly cooked

AMZN is secretly in the Russell 2000

AMZN is a piece of shit. But you just know they’ll suddenly pop it $20 one day. Shaking out retail for weeks first.

Your good AMZN up 5% tomorrow just talked to bezos

Green heavy on amzn

Is $AMZN on the path to the $GOOGL move where it goes up 30-40% next few weeks... or is it a dud like PAINPAL $PYPL

100% lol even LEAPS will find someway to be cooked in $AMZN

greeb or reb tomo (amzn and googl)

Is my amzn 1dte calls cooked?😍

Playing the lagging Mag 7 and rotating is a hack to free money. $AMZN up 2% YTD. The rest are 13-60% $AMZN the next one to get the Rally up? can we see $250 by EOY. Lets HOPE - $2.2T MC right now!

Can AMZN go up tomorrow?

AMZN has replaced BTC as the new store of value

Best investments for 2026. $META $AMZN $MSFT TAKE YOUR PICK. Shares + options.

Congrats amzn, you’re killing the vibes for everyone else 🤡

Say 'ME' if you HATE $AMZN and think its the worst company to invest in.