AMZN

Guess I’ll stop talking shit about gold NBIS NLR UNG AMZN

AMZN now starting CRWD run. $300 EOY

Someone needs to tell AMZN that next time this happens, they should turn the power off for ten seconds. Works every time

I think today we learned that AMZN has a really big dick and they probably did today on purpose to show off that big dick Bullish af, calls

As a systems admin who got 2 hours of sleep last night due to AWS issues that have now been resolved after 14 hours of hell and watched AMZN go up throughout the day while our company discusses moving our load to other services or even bare metal.... I am convinced we are at or near peak. The people trading at the moment have no idea what the hell is going on.

Internet down whole day, amzn pumping whole day.

i am going with amzn i missed appl train

Got so pissed today cause i couldnt use venmo, reddit, and robinhood due to AWS outage. Bought some rage AMZN puts at close.

so amzn has huge outage but stock goes up? after getting hammered last week for no reason

How can AMZN be up, the lawsuits are gonna be massive, like CRWD?

so what do we think about AMZN?

Retards really got AMZN puts because of AWS lmao

Don’t you know, pump it (AMZN) up

AMZN shows strong fundamentals and and is down YTD. One AWS outage and it's up almost 2%.

Today showed just how much everyone and their mom relies on AWS. Calls on AMZN for earnings

lol amzn 😂😂

AMZN Calls

Odds that AMZN craters in 10 minutes?

People who bought AMZN poots on the outage are getting cucked lmfao

it took a widespread AWS outage for AMZN stock to go up, exactly as everyone expected

AMZN to 217 soon. If it holds could hit 218 🤌

Talk of the day and into earnings: Amazon. AMZN is ready for take off.

All you regards gunna buy amazon puts which will drive price up... everyone else realizes AWS hosts half the itnernet which is another reason for amazon calls... AMZN calls lol...

Sold some AMZN at 216.6 (cost 213, 214.1) and took profit.

Have a feeling HOOD and AMZN will take a dump tomorrow instead

I wonder if AMZN will have a lot of Backdraft tomorrow from today

You would think that crashing literally half the internet would have consequences, yet AMZN is in the green today. Though it’s not like fundamentals matter in this market

Amzn pumped bc world runs on AWS, then AMZN pumps bc they fixed AWS. Fucking genius

calls on RDDT and puts on AMZN cuz RDDT servers are working even though AMZN servers are not 😡

I love how AMZN pumps on an outage, crazy work lmao

AMZN puts? Without AMZN you couldn’t even buy puts lmao

# ALL IN ON AMZN CALLS # ONCE THEY ANNOUNCE AWS ISSUES RESOLVED IT'S GOING UP ANOTHER 5%

#who knew how much AMZN had an impact on ur life LMAO 🤌

After seeing how dependent basically the entire internet is on AWS, I’m buying AMZN shares and long dated AMZN calls. 2026/2027 exp.

AMZN up 34% over the last 5 years and we now know it runs the entire worldwide web. Calls.

now, after 25 years, some old bears "I told you AMZN is a bubble that will burst"

WE BACK RE ROO REE! Calls on AMZN

WE BACK RE ROO REE! Calls on AMZN

everyone is reminded how much we need amazon and amzn goes up

Did AMZN finally turn it off then turn it back on?

I like how AMZN didn’t went down after that shit show

!banbet AMZN +10% 2w

Believe it or not - calls on AMZN

AWS took down the whole internet, then now that they fixed it, Reddit still fukt Reflects badly on both companies, AMZN is notoriously bad at retaining talent with a laughably short average tenure, and RDDT of course doesn't invest nearly enough in hiring devs

AWS outage cost me $3000, bullish on AMZN.

# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS ON AMZN, REDDIT

Why is AMZN up when they shit the bed so hard

The Louvre is powered by AWS. Buying more AMZN.

AMZN has been red for a week straight and the one day it goes green is the day AWS has massive outages lol

Show just how much everyone and their mom relies on AWS. Calls on AMZN for earnings