APP

dude my RH app bugging rn i can’t do anything

Hood app struggling because all the dinosaurs who have been bag holding AMD logging on to get their money back.

Anybody else robinhood app struggling to load pages this morning?

they can't take profits if their app doesn't work

RH app is blowing d\*\*\* rn

The hood app struggling today

WTF HOOD this app is sht

Think about it: OpenAI has promised hundreds of billions to orcl and so on. They project AGI in 2 years but only if they have enough money until then. They are in desperate need of money, otherwise they wouldnt release a doomscrolling AI Slop App. The crash is inevitable

Glxy launching consumer finance app OOOOOO

Sora video generation compute needs are enormous People were making entire South Park episodes on the app over the weekend that looked 100% real

Opened the app to see a Lisa Su shrek shlong across my port

Girls be working retail and their dating app profiles look like they're a trust fund kid traveling the world

I just downloaded the Citizen app and someone got stabbed 400ft from my house. I'm in danger 😂

Guys give me strength to open the app and check my port 🥀 (I hold meta, nflx, rddt)

Weedmaps. Using the app and possibly buying some shares.

"I'm going to burn my stimulus check if they send me one!" (Right after I deposit it online through my banking app)

My favorite pass time on this app is going through people’s comment history and seeing that literally everyone here was bearish until about a month ago

Me too puts on nbis and hood and app

Holy shit, so TSLA doesn‘t advertise for their cars, but they post paid ads on reddit to hype their stockholder votes? Crazy… TSLA has two products that sell well: stocks and Elon-hype. Will that be enough to keep the stock at this level? https://www.reddit.com/user/VoteTesla/comments/1nnzddt/tesla_has_ambitious_plans_to_drive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&p=1&utm_term=1

#America got a margin call and decided to delete the app LMAO🤌

People spend so much time and give this app so much data, this is a generational dip 

Some lady on a dating app: #I WANNA BE A REAL RICH GUYS SEXY HOT RICH SPOILED LOVED AND CHERISHED HOUSEWIFE TROPHY WIFE I HAVE INSANELY HIGH STANDARDS IF U CANT MEET THEM PLZ DONT WASTE MY TIM *swiping left... yeah fuck that* BTW that's how she spelled time

Logo change on the phone app

So i got picked up by ICE out last night. Told them to open my RH app They saw me jacked to the tits on margin on SPY puts. Declared me a fellow retard and handed me a recruitment form. Imma yolo my 50k signing bonus on 0dtes <<>>

##WHY THE FUCK I KEEP OPENING THE BROKER APP THE MARKET IS CLOSED

Does chatgpt feel bad when I don't continue the conversation and close the app?

Can’t wait to gamble on the UFC fights this weekend via the HOOD app

Why reddit app extra shitty today?

RDDT if you pull some crashy shit again I swear I’m gonna.. keep using your app everyday 😑

I sat down to shit 35 mins ago, was done in 3 secs but then I opened this app and here we are, toilet rings on the ass

Yeah yeah screw me for using robinhood but is anything else's portfolio not displaying any stock holdings and options? Mobile app works just fine

What app do you guys use? I am just starting to get into stocks.

Yeah valuation is way too high for a gambling app essentially. I did have some shares but sold at 125, don’t see much upside left so rotated it

Reddit app always gets worse

Omg. I’ve figured it out. Elon wants to be completely, terminally online. Spaceships to put up satellite internet so you never lose access, self driving so that doesn’t impede being online, wanting robots and AI to do all work, and buying Twitter so he can post and basically make people read what he says if they have the app. He wants to get to a point that he can stare at his phone and never look away.

Puts on aapl over removing ice tracking app, that's gonna piss off a lot of their core users 

Guys is there an app that tracks Charlie Sheen’s investments? Looking for an edge.

There should be an app for that. Where you take a picture of yourself naked in 360-degree motion. Then you walk around with AI glasses to see other naked people that took naked pictures of themselves. 🤔

Balls deep in kvue puts and my apple stock app just showed 20.43 AH my heart stopped

If you’re not buying RDDT, why are you still on the app? 🫣

These women post these stupidest notes on Hinge when you go to match them after they liked you. But nobody’s fault I’m on this app but my own

I have made so much money from $HOOD but will never download their shitty app.

CALLS Printing BABY!!!! $APP $HOOD $OKLO

WAIT... why is APP down 3.5%??? Anyone know?

Hood should buy Draftkings and just admit to making an all in one gambling app.

You open Reddit first thing in the morning. This app is ubiquitous. It’s a $500 stock in 2 years

Xbox was removed from Costco. They increase gamepass costs. Xbox app was removed from PC. Havent touched that shit since I could unsub and resub for $1. "Greatest value ever" - I don't even have time to play the games I buy on Steam bro, and you just priced out the people that do have time.

Buying dips in $APP and $PATH

The iPhone stocks app keeps giving me a heart attack because it will display the totally wrong numbers complete with a totally wrong graph to go with it half the time

okay, I'm deleting my computer and shutting down the app. See you tomrrow