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Aren’t you a WSOP player

House always wins. Houses aren't cheap. 

I had someone on TSLRmotors tell me that “just because the doors are confusing to open in an emergency doesn’t mean they aren’t easy to open”. TSLR fan boy logic 101. Confusing=easy got it

politics don't work like that, also we aren't here to talk politics. We want fun tickers to yolo into with 0 additional due diligence

because some of us here aren't gay

Aren’t adult diapers called pull ups?

I enjoy watching the ASTS haters squirm. Lol "But SpaceX is BeTtErrrr" no theyre not. They just aren't. Its actually that simple. Video. Talk. Text. Already available with ASTS, AND they done need to rely on phone manufacturers to change their chipsets to allow for the $17B spectrum purchase to be usable. Lmao ASTS 100 EOY

For investors, this is a reminder that Tesla's stock moves aren't just company news — they're macroeconomic events in miniature, shaping fortunes on a scale few can imagine. This quote is wild. Elon has more money than a lot of countries GDP.

We have a crisis in America. Tech bros and the ultra rich aren't getting rich fast enough. Let's launch another round of money printing, debt-fueled stimulus and cut rates faster. If you don't like it we'll send you to an AI reeducation camp where you learn to sing the virtues of throwing more money into AI.

Puts have been getting smoked for six months now yet so many here still complaining. They aren’t gonna let it drop until you turn bullish so please keep it up bears lmao.

You are high as fuck aren't you?

Mass layoffs aren’t enough for my puts. I need someone to start dropping nukes and talking like lex Luther.

That was the future if Kamala won but we aren't in that timeline don't worry

We need negative rates. People should be punished for not buying stocks. Also tarrif all stocks that aren't american! Spy 10,000+ in a year

The great depression happened because of leverage. If the government had just printed money in order to help out people on leverage instead of liquidating them, everyone would be billionaires and we wouldn't have have decades of pain and suffering. You think the current administration didn't learn their lesson? It's a new paradigm where pullbacks are mathematically impossible. If you aren't levered long you're going to fall behind.

#You are here to gamble, I'm here to follow my dreams. We aren't the same. LMAO🤌

If you aren't full ported into intel right now wtf are you even doing?

Institutions aren't going to dump their bags and lose billions just because a few secretaries have a paid vacation while the govt issues IOU's as paychecks for a bit. Feigning concern over a performative "shutdown" from an unserious admin is a thing of the past. Calls for daaaaays.

We're gonna get rug pulled aren't we

wow. when it dumps, we're gonna get a 20% down wed-fri aren't we, ugly ugly market, face ripper

We're gonna hit a new ATH aren't we

Lol, we gonna end up green today aren't we?

i ordered a kids bike. it's been over 30 days. Company said that the delay is because they aren't importing steel frames anymore, they will be making them in the US and they don't have enough capacity. Get ready for the GDP to go to shit. AI is the only saving grace for this market. Thanks Obama!

We aren't green yet? Wow

Cops aren't allowed to write tickets today with the shutdown. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I say let RDDT tank, after all THEY AREN'T PAYING US FOR POSTING HERE NOT SURE WHY IT SWITCHED TO ALL CAPS BUT I KEPT IT

Why aren't government websites redirecting to meatspin?

we're doing another ATH today aren't we?

A lot of people seem really confused that state and local governments aren't shut down lol.

Lots of people in this sub aren't as stupid as they pretend to be