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Fucking bullshit, my options are decaying and my stocks aren’t moving.

The internet fucking sucks and is humanity's greatest mistake. Nothing more than a dopamine and propaganda machine. People are literally screeching rn at Amazon HQ because they aren't full scale assaulting people with dopamine triggers to get them to pay for a bunch of dogshit they don't need. We'd all be better off if it ceased to exist. 

I don't think I trust this pump. And Reddit is still glitching and not letting me post on "new" Reddit. On the hypothesis that I'm not unique, the hamster powering Reddit's servers died again. Of course the bots would be affected more, but the minority of humans aren't unscathed.

NBIS struggling to go back to positive on a day where QQQ is up a percentage LMFAAAAOOOO. We're revisiting 95-100 aren't we 😭😭

Reddit is up for everyone except robots. If you can read this post you're safe and aren't a robot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Or because Reddit is half down they aren’t coming here.

Genuinely surprised that this many of you aren't bots

Are we up almost 1% because the bots aren't in here to feed the algos bear signals?

well if the bots aren't gonna do it then I'm going to 🤌🤌🤌

Surprised things aren’t down with this AWS problem

Aren’t We Shitty

Well Webull and other brokers aren't failing☺️☺️

Nvda wtf, literally no reason to be acting like this after he said the tariffs aren’t even manageable

Aren’t y’all a little worried about Jim Cramer being convicted that AI is NOT a Bubble, doesn’t make that AI a Bubble???

Maybe mods aren’t so gay after all

See properly half of the ticker aren't updated...

Stocks looking pretty good overnight! Hopefully this continues up and they gain 3x as much by open so my calls aren't absolutely fooked

Why aren’t futes pumping?

you’re getting a hooker aren’t you? You dog….

Let me make sure I’m getting this right. Vix hit sub 21 Friday and futes right now aren’t fake?

Bul fuk even before market open. We’re going to 650 this week aren’t we

Zero chance NFL refs aren't rigging the games

🥸: Hey Borat, hope you had a good weekend 🤓: Uhh not really boss, the sex robots still aren't out yet

fuks that cunt need **TWO** private jets for. These people aren’t ever leaving on their own.

They aren't at 6720. And it's not exactly 1/10th

They hit $20 on speculation. Disney and Netflix aren't likely to bite. Paramount should have the upper hand in negotiation

If regards aren’t buying Google that’s their problem at this point. This one is a no brainer here

Space X valued 300 billion 3 years ago and there next medium lift rocket comes online in a couple months plus they've been winning contracts in Europe and aren't lead by an Autistic retard

The central banks keep buying gold and they aren't selling, so I'm like a little plankton riding the wave.

Man, we're cooked aren't we? Calls it is 🔥

Predicting crab day tomorrow. Gyna tariff rates aren't sustainable? US manufacturing is eating shit because all of the precursors don't have viable stateside sources? No shit, we knew that back in April, and we still have the fucking tariffs. The real adults know these costs are gonna have knock-on supply chain price effects through 2026. NVDA's probably gonna get a yippy retail pop, though. Not for any good reason, but it'll be there.

My calls aren’t f***ed right? Right!?

Breaking News: NVDA enters into a deal with Wendy’s. They commit to buying $50B of chicken nuggets and Wendy’s will buy $50B of chips. Dave Thomas and Jensen Huang issued a joint statement saying we aren’t in a bubble.

Bers, take your 🤡 costumes off. It's not Halloween yet. Oh, those aren't costumes. Nevermind.

If everyone stopped spending money, it'd have a bigger impact than some walks on the street but people aren't ready to have that conversation

Wait a minute I have Stephen Hawking Hell In the Cell videos. How DARE you say we aren’t getting anything

I can hardly use other subreddits now. “BeCaUsE iM nEuROdiVerGent WiTh thE tiSm I always…”. Fuck off, you’re reading and typing and clearly ain’t got it all that bad. You’re fucking fine. I know many with the real real tism, that daily in utero Tylenol exposure type shit, and they aren’t communicating a god damn word to no one in any manner. Look at the regards here, some are due to be promoted to line cook soon.

We’re gonna rip each other apart in America soon aren’t we

I’m in awe when people say they aren’t and weren’t scared of Covid because no one notable died. I bring their world crashing down when I tell them household celebrities like Meatloaf or Charlie Prine fell victim to it. I’m sure there are other celebrities that died of Covid, but my point is it was and STILL is a very serious virus.

Most people aren't stupid enough to fall for the alt coin scams. Instead, you can make up whatever you want about these pre revenue penny stocks that will never do anything, and push them on to retail as "the next NVDA or TSLA". PLUG hasn't done a damn thing in 28 years and I still see people pumping that trash every now and then.

And what happens if it's not one-time... and we go for year 6 of still elevated inflation. Are we going to keep claiming transitory or are they actually going to do something about it? At what point can we claim they aren't taking 2% seriously.

Tricolor was pledging the same car loans on all the different loans it was getting. The dumbass banks lending them money didn't even bother cross checking VIN's. Oh yea imagine thinking there aren't other toxic loans like these floating around the financial system

What do bears do every day when they trade here? They never get into details at to how they trade. Maybe they aren’t real.

Imagine not buying the bottom on crypto when bitcoin is correcting to the 50 DMA and bounces. As long as bitcoin stays above the 50DMA on a weekly close the run isn’t going anywhere haha. Bitcoin will be anywhere from 150-250K EOY and ETH will be 7.5-15K depending on momentum for both, why the fuck aren’t you buying options on treasuries

Car loans aren't going to break the market. Lower rates will stimulate the auto market.

My 12/19 OPEN 9c aren't doing very well.

Huh. My long dated calls(30 days for you cucks are LEAPS) aren't all that fucked.

I don’t want to live in a world where futes aren’t fake and 🌈

Hahaha I’m free lookin at views you aren’t allowed to lay you broke decision making eyes on

Where do you find ber? Aren’t they extinct?