AREN

Why aren’t we red

We aren’t going down get over it

My favorite part of the trading day is when stocks start selling but not hard enough so my puts bought at the bottom aren’t “protecting” my port so the overall value is still drilling 🥰

regards, why aren't you buying?

Man fuck this bullshit my stocks aren’t moving

They aren’t making revenue that is equivalent to market cap would be my guess

When your shares are moving but your options aren’t. Nobody believes the hype

Hmmm this must be a glitch or something why aren’t we at 670 yet

Why aren’t there 20 stocks pumping 10-20% in premarket anymore?

They are just going to manipulate the fuck out of this one again, aren't they?

Aren't they?

Analysts should be updating TSM price targets but they aren’t. Why the market hates TSM?

Turns out fake shiny rocks aren’t as appealing as physical shiny rocks.

My boobs aren’t itchy. I don’t trust it 

No you aren't

#COCK PUSHUPS AREN’T REAL

Pfizer: $2.3 billion criminal fine (2009). GSK: $3 billion criminal fine (2012). Johnson & Johnson: $2.2 billion criminal fine (2013). These aren't conspiracy theories. They are settled U.S. Department of Justice cases. The Victims: And who pays the price? The mothers of vaccine-injured children. Their pain is the human cost of this corruption.

Some of you aren't old enough to remember hickory smoked horse buttholes and it shows 

Imagine you're a billionaire, everything is going great in your life, you do all sorts of awesome crazy shit, sign up to go visit the titanic wreckage, get there and it's some shit tin can sub, captain says it's chill bro dont worry no refunds, you shrug and go alright... and fuck. Maybe things aren't so bad afterall in your life.

“Treasury Says Shutdown is Costing US Economy $15bn Daily”….wtf kind of math is that? Aren’t we in debt??

You're cucked as fuck, brother. Billionaires aren't "benevolent job creators" who "deserve to sit on a dragon's hoard of wealth until they die".

If you’re not drinking rum and watching Jack Sparrow to do research to find gold and silver treasure you really aren’t even trying 

then why the fuck aren’t they up 250% ytd?

Why aren't weekly puts just like car insurance? Especially under this administration. You pay the premium, and every once in a while need it to save your ass. Because someone posts a false social message or two that screws you.   

If you take the dollar into account the markets really aren't doing that well, I mean ath sure? But buying power wise way under where is was a year ago. Could have held the euro and done better then spy since the orange man destroyed the US, i mean took office..

Aren't you unemployed and live with your parents 🤣

The gays aren't popular in india

so much money to be made from these swings if you aren't retarded. Unfortunately for me, I do not qualify to make the money

I'm still new, but aren't lunchtime dips pretty standard?

They aren't even using lube!

China just loves this... they are the ones restarting this... they aren't letting the little guy taco..... biggest joke in history

If you aren’t buying calls rn idk what to tell you I guess you don’t like making money.

Some of you aren't leveraged to the tits and it shows.

META to 800 soon? as long as earnings aren't shit it should be very easy

They aren’t going to let Nvda rip today unfortunately

What kind of blows my mind, and makes me a little rustled up; there's legitimately a series of choices or actions I can take, some today, that would lead to having $2Mil+ relatively soon. Choices that aren't illegal, hard, or injurious to anyone...but I don't know what a single one of them is. Instead I'm going to go waste another entire day running in place as a professor. By tonight at 8 or so when I'm done, I'll be too tired to even think of anything else besides eating and sleeping so I can do it again tomorrow. All for what, putting on a show day in and day out for MAYBE a 10% raise in a few years? I can't do this for another 25 years...I just can't.

To be fair, they aren't wrong yet. They said single digits by the end of the year. TACO still has two and a half months to destroy the US economy.

From ww2 to the 2000s central banks reserves of gold went from 80% down to 10% They are now at 18% and still growing. I doubt it will get up to 80% ever again, but there's still a ton of room to grow. The banks are still buying and they aren't stopping.

We’re gonna get double rate cuts most likely, tell me how $IREN 100 calls, $HOND $35 and $OKLO $200 for Nov 21 aren’t all 3-5x baggers

So futures aren’t even pretending for 🐻🐼🐻‍❄️ anymoar❓ 🚬😮‍💨

Tiktok keeps telling me you guys aren't real and its only me here projecting my reality. Then why is reality SO FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT

Broke 100% Lots of things I can complain about in this world but short dude problems aren’t one of them 😤🤌

A lot of people buying rn aren’t planning on selling for years.  It’s a protective hedge against the inevitable /devaluation collapse of USD, and a place to park “money” that’s safer than paper.

Of fuck I'm gonna 0DTE 5 x's now aren't I?

Even if he dosent China is very sincerely doing this as an economic weapon that's very effective globally. The controls aren't just against us. They're smart to leverage this against everyone while they continue to build themselves as a growing superpower. Minerals are a national security threat that the government has determined we can no longer avoid. Dummy Bessent called it the new Manhattan project today don't worry unclench go rocks

These mfs aren’t market makers. They are fuxking market breakers. What a bunch of horse shit

Kinda weird how the cos that make no revenue aren’t going down while real CO’s stocks do.  Hmm

Over 300k oi on kvue calls Nov 21 19c. And you aren't buying??

just so you know, you aren't suppose to poorly play the Trumpet in New York City. Especially if the date is close to Columbus Day because you need show respect for 9/11. Also in 1955 I walked Bob Dylan to School, who the fuck are you?

You also can't tell me these oval office tweets aren't strategically timed