AREN

I hope you aren't an alcoholic, AA warn against that combination. Submit to a Higher Power

But women aren’t real

When you aren’t friends with in incels they bring their partners too

It’s not that cooking oil is what’s causing the dump, it’s that this is an indicator that tensions aren’t improving

They’re gonna drag this till their meeting aren’t they 😒

I held. I think we're going to have more of a recovery when the tariffs 100% aren't happening.

How can the market moves like that for fucking soybeans? This must be algo, I can't believe real people sell everything off because of a soybean comment that nobody gives a fuck of (algos aren't real people), there is no way

Tell me why the market is tanking off that tweet, but soybean futures aren't moving an inch LMAO

I think you guys are truly retarded  if you think we aren’t getting rugged and this holds

If you aren't buying the dip then you're a dumb ber who no one loves.

Xi knows what Mango is doing with markets and is likely dabbling in manipulation himself. Otherwise, why wouldn't he reverse the expected retaliation to destroy Mangos short position and then immediately jump back on the hard stance once Mango is liquidated. Its all a big club and we aren't in it boys. Buy Calls

i’ll say it again, 3 years left to become rich from mango wizard and if you aren’t rich by then, you’re a smooth brain or scared money amen 🙏

Rumours aren’t gonna flush this market. Only thing that will flush it is hard statistical evidence that jobs are being lost.

China knows what Mango is doing with markets and are likely dabbling in it themselves. Otherwise, why wouldn't they reverse the expected (planned) retaliation to destroy Mangos short position and then immediately jump back on the hard stance once Mango is liquidated. Its all a big club and we aren't in it. Buy Calls

We're gonna V for no reason again, aren't we? ATH by Friday

We're gonna gap the fuck up aren't we

I love being a bull and all but all these CEOs and analyst saying how America is so great to invest it, how SPY 700 is on the table for EOY, and how we aren't in a bubble is quite concerning

Imagine thinking that we aren’t going back below 6k.

>AI companies aren't doing circular roundtripping. They're vertically integrating. Wow, AI scammers will stop at nothing to keep pumping this cash burning bonfire. Swallowing up the entire economy and robbing everyone else.

Magic internet coins aren't working very well as a store of value, what a surprise.

Why would he care that much? The market always go up in the long term and Trump knows it....the boomers own the S&P ETF and some Big Tech stocks, they don't own 0DTE, calls and they aren't leveraged at all. They can easily bear a 10% market correction It's the zoomers (who didn't vote for Trump) that will be annihilated by any correction because they're over leveraged as this thread proves but since they didn't vote for him, why Trump should care about them?

most aren't going to have the crazy 400-800% gains we've seen any time soon but to say the train already left is so funny. trump is gonna dump way more funding into US mineral extractions with the china block. the US is going to need a lot with all of the bombs and munitions we've given to ukraine and israel. the US never stops funding and creating war.

Boomers don't own ODTE and they aren't degen in the market with short dated calls and crypto. These are zoomers that voted for Kamala so why Trump should give a fuck about them?

whichever ones aren't red industries. see soybeans.

well the other 53% of Americans aren't sure if they are he or she.

Will Jpow save the markets today? YES: he doesn’t want to be seen as siding with China, so will at least attempt to calm the market by pledging the Fed’s support in case shit hits the fan. NO: this trade war is Trump’s fault. And the 2 of them aren’t the best of friends. Place your bets.

if you aren't buying this dip, can you call yourself an American patriot?

This is the sole reason why my entire portfolio was picked on companies that aren’t affected by US China trade wars. Still losing my kidneys today.. but it’s temporary

people aren't worried about China, they're worried about mango doing something unhinged again if he Tacos the market will recover

Overall markets are going are going down aren't they

Aaaaand, I'm losing several thousands of dollars tomorrow, aren't I?

they aren't even giving bulls time to get lubed and loosened up

Can we send Bessent in a conical hat to Switzerland again or something? These AMD calls aren't going to fix themselves.

Earf is the entire catalyst of this trade war and you aren't buying leaps?

Daddy Xi, I know you're reading this, come on bro, lock in, my calls need to soar and threats aren't helping

They aren't. It's flat

If you aren’t buying gold calls what are you even doing

quick, name 3 things that aren't AI chatbots

I don't wanna work tomorrow, but those nuggets aren't going into the fryer by themselves 🇺🇸🫡 I'll be there

If you ever get upset or are feeling down, just feel grateful you aren’t an XRP bol 

Sure about what? Math is right there in the post if you can do math I am also sure that Quantum companies aren't going to make any meaningful revenue to justify their current valuations in next 5 years

we have like 3 more years of mango wizard and if u aren’t rich by that time then ur probably fuk or scared money viva ai, quantum & gld

I doubt they will count them as they aren’t fired just furloughed

Did DD on USAR - they aren’t mining anything yet and it’s years even a decade away from doing so.

Those of you that are sensible investors ( lol ). What stocks do you have to position yourself for when speculative stocks aren’t getting love. Stuff like Berkshire and Coke ? Verizon ? What does good in a downturn of speculative stocks ?

If you aren't getting your investment advice from an oracle in Delphi, what are you even doing?!

Keep them legs OPEN bulls, bears aren't done yet and there's still a train of them behind you

wait I legit thought the stock market was closed today cause everyone trolling about it last week, I didn't log in and my portfolio went of 15% because my only things I own that aren't already worthless are UUUU and EQX calls. So I guess the play is to buy and hold and not day trade. boring

So I guess puts aren’t the move? Literally everything is ripping

So we aren’t hiring for jobs??? 👀