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i think once a year you should be allowed to retroactively invest in a company at a price of your choosing. This would help with wealth inequality for reasons that aren't entirely clear to me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

"We're not approaching a crash because people aren't euphoric!!" What do you call these 37% autism explosions in premarket??

If you are a real man and aren't sick to your belly on this AMD bullshit Idk

Y'all can't sue RH, read ur agreements, says they aren't liable for outrages

ROBINHOOD WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHY AREN’T YOU LOADING!!!

Stocks aren't ever going down again when an entire generation is learning you can triple your money on just STOCKS in a few short months

Aren't some of these AMD calls worth like 20,000%+?

I AM LITERALLY UP 1M RN AND MODS AREN"T LETTING ME POST MY THREAD, I PAID ONLY 7K FOR THESE HOLY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/8m5ouu8hnhtf1.png?width=2080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b47b36c02094e0437268b991b305403d4b0ca9

Just woke up from my coma that happened just before the government shutdown, hope my stocks aren’t down too much.

You dorks aren't gonna fall for this pump and dump three days in a row, are you?

They aren’t wrong. It’ll crash out. But they’ll be out of money before it happens

We aren’t at 700 yet?

Invest more money. If you think you aren’t investing enough to retire by 50 at the absolute latest, you’re doing it wrong. Pamp it as hard as you can boys and we can all ride to Valhalla together.

Bunch of apps aren’t working. Did aws east take a shit or something?

I’m gonna buy 690s for Wednesday aren’t I?

#Road trips aren't even fun anymore. Everywhere is congested as fuck. LMAO🤌

I knew we wouldn’t be red but how aren’t we flat. No good news on the shutdown and we are somehow up 0.20%, so regarded

Rare earth material, metals, gold, silver mining stocks aren't sexy like AI stocks but they be pumping good lawd

Why aren’t bidets ubiquitous in the US&A at this point?  We have advanced technology but still cleaning our cornholes with dry paper.

Those twoofs aren’t coming from 🥭

Boomers had ez mode on real estate - no excuse not to get rich, even if they were dumb and just bought 1 house to live in they made out like banditos Millenials had crypto - if they aren't rich off bitcoin/eth/sol etc then they were asleep at the wheel. No excuse not to have bought even if you were late at like 1k bitcoin What do Zoomers have that was super ez mode?

#When other people aren't watching British people switch to normal accent LMAO🤌

🥇: Ghost of Yōtei 🥈: Death Stranding 2 🥉: Expedition 33 If these aren’t your 🔝 choices for GOTY, we aren’t frens

It's wild that you know exactly what is happening but somehow aren't making money off it since you're so sure wow you guys are geniuses

Bored. I came back. I'm gonna regret this aren't I. Unluck in advance. What's new regards

Human goals these days is just finding more humane ways of killing each other I'm fine if AI makes decisions from here on out that aren't in alignment

A suggestion: that “the universe is controlled by a computer” lines up neatly with Nick Bostrom’s Simulation Argument. It reduces the whole question to three dispassionate possibilities: almost no civilizations survive long enough to run ancestor simulations, those that do survive aren’t interested in running them; or, if they are interested, then statistically we’re probably inside one. It’s elegant & bleak at once.

We aren't in a bubble, it's more of a sphere

Turns out you have a lot of extra money when you aren’t using 60% of your paychecks to meet margin calls.

retards think their investments aren't based on the dollar... these dum fuks have no clue

It's friday why aren't you getting blowed by some big boy with some weight in his hips?

Oh man at least those aren’t 10x’s now lol.

Why aren’t you saying the name? Weird

Just the saw the economic calendar for next week. I'm fucked aren't I?

Don't pretend bulls aren't trapping bulls.

With ASTS seemingly pinned to 6 7 over the weekend, I think it’s time that we all have a rational discussion about legalizing stock trading and options for teenagers. They need to learn some how, and my calls aren’t going to pump themselves.

With ASTS seemingly pinned to 6 7 over the weekend, I think it’s time that we all have a rational discussion about legalizing stock trading and gambling for teenagers. They need to learn some how, and my calls aren’t going to pump themselves.

Sigh people are going to take videos of themselves forcing liberal businesses to take Trump coins aren't they... even if they are "legal tender" I think promising a task force to ensure compliance is a step too far

It’s 100% time to buy calls until the end of day. Bears believe in things that should be true, but aren’t.. This market is not crashing right now.. too many people with money still have money and are buying and buying and buying

The six bears who aren't completely destitute yet must be fuming right now.

We aren’t going down get over it

Brother my silver calls are printing and they aren't even expiring until january

The fact we aren't getting jobs report which could be bad news, is the equivalent to Vegas casinos having no windows. What we don't know can't hurt us.

Based on the deportations job creation is still around +50k per month for “normal economic times”. We’re well below that and after the adjustments we have been negative. Again, you’re just spewing random talkings points and aren’t actually interpreting the data. Just like your Q2 earnings argument. That was literally from all the pull forward demand due to tariffs. The companies reporting even said this themselves. Q1 GDP was negative because of massive tariff front running buy wholesalers. Q2 GDP was super high because imports went down substantially, and due to the consumer spending a lot to purchase large ticket items to get ahead of the tariffs. Anyone who took an economics 101 class in middle school would understand this. Also, historically job creation stalls substantially before a layoff cycle and a recession. Companies don’t hire a ton of people then immediately fire them a month later. It goes from massive job growth, to job growth stalling (like right now), and finally unemployment accelerates dramatically which will likely happen in Q1 of 2026.

lol fact that ber still aren’t sleeping… like this is a bear trap just go to sleep pls

Feels wild that these aren't green given AMD is down nearly half a percent. https://preview.redd.it/z3jee05pmwsf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7b4b1e7a3688685864e5e4901ed53301a8bec1

It’s not that they aren’t valid. It’s just that nobody gives a shit.

I think the people around me don't take my problems seriously when I tell them about them, because I don't work and live under family money. Just because I don't work and they have to, my problems aren't valid? What the fuck?

I bought 465s. At 455ish. However I got a couple weeks. My knife catching abilities aren't what they used to be.

American soybeans aren’t selling? Oh well that’s free market capitalism bitches