BAR

Anyway that was a neat game, time to put my pants on and make my way over to the local Applebees bar where the vibe has been rumored to be nothing short of straight up fire tonight

Bunch of fucking Canadian simps laughing in the bar at least I don’t fantasize fellating Trudeau you fucking twinks 🖕

$65 for 2 cocktails at an average Vegas bar, woof (Youtube video, I haven't been in years)

I met the most wonderful gentleman at the gay bar last night, every time I sat down he pushed my stool back in.

set a low bar, watch it rip

There is over a dozen pinball machines in this bar right now. He claims they've all been paid off in less than 2 years. Says return on investment is typically \~1-1.5yrs. I actually believe him. He just wants to accelerate it + get some involvement from guys familiar with running businesses (at scale). Basically it'd take \~4yrs for them to make enough to expand to what they want. I can accelerate that in like a month if they really need it. It's equivalent to daily volatility in my degen portfolio. \--- I'm looking at a potential private investment of > 100% returns per annum, simply because I'm friends with them. I've known the guy long enough. I don't think it's thaaaat bad of an idea. It's literally buying machines that cost nothing to sit there + rake in cash. The renos would be small / on loan / super strict terms. It's arguably one of the best locations in town. He's proven the business model. It actually works. He just wants to grow quicker.

It's the corner of the most frequented place in town. I hang out in the bar all the time. They want to expand to the place next door. It's completely viable I think.

Well - I chatted with him. He runs a local bar that I frequent. They turned it into a pinball place and it basically is how they make all their money. The legit make more money from the pinball than they do from selling the beer.

I ate a chocolate bar after lunch and I had some of it on the side of my lip and didn't know. I was walking around looking like I ate some ass and forgot to clean up.

Still trying to talk my wife into letting me buy a local bar that’s for sale and renaming it, “Exit Liquidity.” The world’s first bar by regards, for regards.

How much y’all paying for 1 beer? 8$ at my local basic bar # State of the Economy

I just got a little drunk at the sushi bar. I get a hot saki (L), some sashimi as it rolls into my head, and edamame, and always a few orders of unagi Go out and get yourself some sushi. Eating alone is relaxing

A candy bar

bar is low? my boy they up 100% LMAO

They can use the government money to pay down debt That plus any ifs deal will be a major beat The bar is set so low .... Lmao But yes I am full of cope . If they don't produce tomorrow I am fucked

They need a physical stock exchange in every major city that is open to the public so people that walk in and shout about what they are buying and selling.... Would be hilarious.... Add a bar too just to make it extra interesting.

Anyone want to grab some exit liquidity? I'll meet you at the bar.

Largely just being a *little* manipulated by MMs for institutions to pick up shares on the cheap so no news bar another giga deal will do anything. And in this case it's NBIS investing into a company it already owns so it isn't going to move the needle much. The bleed isn't going to stop for some time unfortunately.

I might just sell everything I own and order in physical gold. The world is fucked and if I do somehow survive a nuclear fall out I’ll feel pretty good with me and my gold bar

Received my gold bar from the supreme leader of antifa, 95 year old Soros. Thanks G.

Have soybean farmers thought to pivöt? All them acres. Pickleball courts and a tiki bar. Build it and they will coomm. Field of creams.

Ya know, I’m not really into gold. But I think it’d be pretty fucking dope to have a 1 kg gold bar display with a little digital sign below it that displays its current worth. Might have to set that up.

Gold going on sale is my chance to grab the physical bar I've always dreamed of on a discount. I'll bury it in my backyard

I know they are out there. Find me whoever paid 300 more for a gold bar yesterday and then decided to try to panic sell it back today

Anyone ever tried selling physical gold? It's like going to a shady pawn shop. You have to haggle with the guy whose trying to low ball you on your 1gram gold bar. Can you imagine hauling a few pounds of that stuff around town looking for someone to buy it? No thank you!

Looks like they are planning to distribute a free gold bar with each Wendy's order

imagine buying a costco gold bar on sunday and now ur getting rugged

Red bar of doom please bless me with your presence

i closed out sum calls to get physical gold bar

how do u lose a bar of gold bro

If you want to see something cool, watch how your internet/robinhood magically freezes more when the big red bar shows up on XLF the financial etf chart. No coincidence, definitely not the big boys hitting the time out button.

No crying in the casino. 😠 Stop by the bar on your way out. 🫡

Girlfriend is visiting her family. Dropped her off at the airport. Getting drunk as a skunk at a bar. Life is good lmao

When I get rich one day I'm gonna buy a 1kg physical gold bar and bury it in my backyard

All this talk about fat people really motivated me to take a shower and walk to the bar in order to pick up my car

I found this neat life-hack where I just buy $3 candy bars and a gallon jug of pistachios for the same price as that candy bar lol

Amazon being such a dog might continue until they kiss the ring. Google, AAPL, and AMZN were the three companies that didn't at first. Apple eventually did, and gave mango the famous gold bar statue thing publicly, and finally stock got some lift.

Sell premium with a short iron condor - Google doesn't move much on earnings but check the move on bar chart for the last few quarters how much it moved

Out to one more bar then I am coming back home to smash this leftover guacamole

#currently deep ITM. I’m a SPY $600 Call rn. Got 2 chicks # from the bar and one of the chicks confirmed a date for Sunday. We are Yoloing Mexican food. I also saw an owl today. Good luck. Godspeed

Ring the bell in a Thai bar 🔔 Be a hero 🦸

No to bar hopping, no to gym, yes to video games 🤩

Ric flair lives in Tampa and hangs out at the same restaurant bar 7 days a week and shits his pants often

That red bar fuuuu

VIX going to get kicked out of the bar for being underaged if he's not careful

What’s the move bros I got a g bar I’m tryin not to lose 🔥

portfolio is slowly regenerating it's health bar. like halo 3

I’ve had enough of gay bars. Why can’t they make a straight bar? A bar just for straight men, true patriots and Alpha Males. We could call it the Bro Hole. No women allowed. Straight alpha patriotic men only. 🫠

GLD now as volatile as crypto. Handing the dude 4k for a bar, slap his hand and say nah that’s $50 cheaper as of 15 seconds ago 

1oz gold bar is now $4,090 at Costco