BAR

What’s with all this Asahi talk? I like a good Asahi when I go to a sushi bar.

I see SOFI across the bar trying to catch my eye. Thinking, "Should I? Will I respect myself tomorrow? Maybe just a small entry into a flexible position... "

Or just buy them a candy bar of their choice.

Gold is inserting a bar up my behind, without lube.

i wan a kg bar so bad bruh but where tf imma keep that shit

The two guys hitting on each other at the bar just started talking about their wives. LMAO🤌

If gold gets cheap enough I AM gonna buy that 1kg phyiscal bar I've always wanted. They're going for \~186,000 CAD right now. Then ima bury it in my yard [https://preciousmetals.td.com/shop/en/tdmetals/golds/p0002](https://preciousmetals.td.com/shop/en/tdmetals/golds/p0002)

I literally don’t even invest I just like watching the numbers and people losing money. Sometimes on the weekend I’ll go to the bar just to watch people lose money on slots. This subreddit is the same thing from the comfort of my own home

Told the wife I got a second job but I’m really at the bar hitting on someone’s daughter.

Ok. I’m standing at a crossroads. Go to another bar for peace and quiet, or believe my wife when she said she’ll be out with friends all day, and thus buy a frozen pizza and a sixxer.

Because politics is not about selling the merit of your own party but the fear of the others. This makes a bar that can never be too low

There is no better feeling than racking the last side of the deadlift bar by pulling the bar vertical and pulling it out of the plates feeling like King Arthur pulling out Excalibur 

This woman at a bar told me that her panties matched her socks, but she wasn't wearing any socks. Man, she's dumb.

Too broke to buy Dubai chocolates so I just bought a Hershey's bar and a bag of pistachios to see what the hype is about

Saw a bar for $20 at Wal Mart today. Mad bearish

Who in their right mind would spend $15 on a chocolate bar just because it contains mashed up pistachios lmaooo

hahahhaha but thats a low to medium bar ... like, is it better than deer? i found deer tasty for example :D

Anyway that was a neat game, time to put my pants on and make my way over to the local Applebees bar where the vibe has been rumored to be nothing short of straight up fire tonight

Bunch of fucking Canadian simps laughing in the bar at least I don’t fantasize fellating Trudeau you fucking twinks 🖕

$65 for 2 cocktails at an average Vegas bar, woof (Youtube video, I haven't been in years)

I met the most wonderful gentleman at the gay bar last night, every time I sat down he pushed my stool back in.

set a low bar, watch it rip

There is over a dozen pinball machines in this bar right now. He claims they've all been paid off in less than 2 years. Says return on investment is typically \~1-1.5yrs. I actually believe him. He just wants to accelerate it + get some involvement from guys familiar with running businesses (at scale). Basically it'd take \~4yrs for them to make enough to expand to what they want. I can accelerate that in like a month if they really need it. It's equivalent to daily volatility in my degen portfolio. \--- I'm looking at a potential private investment of > 100% returns per annum, simply because I'm friends with them. I've known the guy long enough. I don't think it's thaaaat bad of an idea. It's literally buying machines that cost nothing to sit there + rake in cash. The renos would be small / on loan / super strict terms. It's arguably one of the best locations in town. He's proven the business model. It actually works. He just wants to grow quicker.

It's the corner of the most frequented place in town. I hang out in the bar all the time. They want to expand to the place next door. It's completely viable I think.

Well - I chatted with him. He runs a local bar that I frequent. They turned it into a pinball place and it basically is how they make all their money. The legit make more money from the pinball than they do from selling the beer.

I ate a chocolate bar after lunch and I had some of it on the side of my lip and didn't know. I was walking around looking like I ate some ass and forgot to clean up.

Still trying to talk my wife into letting me buy a local bar that’s for sale and renaming it, “Exit Liquidity.” The world’s first bar by regards, for regards.

How much y’all paying for 1 beer? 8$ at my local basic bar # State of the Economy

I just got a little drunk at the sushi bar. I get a hot saki (L), some sashimi as it rolls into my head, and edamame, and always a few orders of unagi Go out and get yourself some sushi. Eating alone is relaxing

A candy bar

bar is low? my boy they up 100% LMAO

They can use the government money to pay down debt That plus any ifs deal will be a major beat The bar is set so low .... Lmao But yes I am full of cope . If they don't produce tomorrow I am fucked

They need a physical stock exchange in every major city that is open to the public so people that walk in and shout about what they are buying and selling.... Would be hilarious.... Add a bar too just to make it extra interesting.

Anyone want to grab some exit liquidity? I'll meet you at the bar.

Largely just being a *little* manipulated by MMs for institutions to pick up shares on the cheap so no news bar another giga deal will do anything. And in this case it's NBIS investing into a company it already owns so it isn't going to move the needle much. The bleed isn't going to stop for some time unfortunately.

I might just sell everything I own and order in physical gold. The world is fucked and if I do somehow survive a nuclear fall out I’ll feel pretty good with me and my gold bar

Received my gold bar from the supreme leader of antifa, 95 year old Soros. Thanks G.

Have soybean farmers thought to pivöt? All them acres. Pickleball courts and a tiki bar. Build it and they will coomm. Field of creams.

Ya know, I’m not really into gold. But I think it’d be pretty fucking dope to have a 1 kg gold bar display with a little digital sign below it that displays its current worth. Might have to set that up.

Gold going on sale is my chance to grab the physical bar I've always dreamed of on a discount. I'll bury it in my backyard

I know they are out there. Find me whoever paid 300 more for a gold bar yesterday and then decided to try to panic sell it back today

Anyone ever tried selling physical gold? It's like going to a shady pawn shop. You have to haggle with the guy whose trying to low ball you on your 1gram gold bar. Can you imagine hauling a few pounds of that stuff around town looking for someone to buy it? No thank you!

Looks like they are planning to distribute a free gold bar with each Wendy's order

imagine buying a costco gold bar on sunday and now ur getting rugged

Red bar of doom please bless me with your presence

i closed out sum calls to get physical gold bar

how do u lose a bar of gold bro

If you want to see something cool, watch how your internet/robinhood magically freezes more when the big red bar shows up on XLF the financial etf chart. No coincidence, definitely not the big boys hitting the time out button.

No crying in the casino. 😠 Stop by the bar on your way out. 🫡

Girlfriend is visiting her family. Dropped her off at the airport. Getting drunk as a skunk at a bar. Life is good lmao