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I’ve had enough of gay bars. Why can’t they make a straight bar? A bar just for straight men, true patriots and Alpha Males. We could call it the Bro Hole. No women allowed. Straight alpha patriotic men only. 🫠

GLD now as volatile as crypto. Handing the dude 4k for a bar, slap his hand and say nah that’s $50 cheaper as of 15 seconds ago 

1oz gold bar is now $4,090 at Costco

If you had ordered a costco bar of gold a few days ago it would have appreciated like $300 by the time it was delivered to you

eod spy action tells me bol r fuk tomorrow bar a miracle

Free gold bar with every child! Now, that would work.

Errybody in the bar getting VIXy.

No crying in the casino. Stop by the bar on your way out.

Yeah because sending a gold bar to Asia is easier then using Ethereum right and trumps entire family would be owning gold instead of crypto ?

Man I’m so good at picking the top but never the bottom. I click and every time BOOM red bar. Thanks for your attention to this matter

"Charles instantly sensed that something was off -- the hanging ferns, the Barry Manilow on the jukebox -- it was at that moment that he realized he'd walked into a ber bar."

Called my wife to say I was leaving work earlier than she expected, and I was gonna stop by a bar to watch the game for a bit. She started yelling at me that I wasn’t being supportive by coming straight home. Lesson learned: Next time don’t call, just do my thing and show up at the expected time.

My pirate bar coming in mail tmr im so excited 

Is Vance just the same as the dude who yells “hold me back bro!” In a bar fight?

Sometimes I like to watch a stock I don't even own just so I can watch the green bar go up and down

Chill bruh, we just left the bar. We’ll be there in a minute.

So today the banks crushed earnings and investors didn’t care.  Hope that isn’t foreshadowing of them raising the bar even higher.  Let’s not forget the elephant in the room too. NVDA needs to start going up   Grabbed some sqqq at close

Is it just me or does anyone else have PTSD when the Truth Social icon shows up in the notification bar?

Bar is closing lads 🫠 Time to take a dump

Google Gemini gave me a great ~~gay~~ bar recommendation. Calls it is.

Zoom out and freak the fuck out. It is obviously going for 3 weekly red bar. The red bar always overlaps with fake pumps like today. Sure, it is going to V for next ATH, but now tomorrow, you tards.

i got a tiny gold bar for funsies and by the time it ship to me its already worth more than what i paid lmao

she was the prettiest ugly girl in the entire bar SPY 700

One thing I've never really gotten with gold/silver hoarders is this: Even if the fiat system collapses, what exactly do you plan to do with all that gold you have? Are you gonna carry that 10 lb bar around everywhere with you and shave a little off the top with a cheese grater everytime you go buy your morning coffee?

I cannot understand the AVGO hype, I work for a top 3 bank and we have been spending hundreds of millions over the past few years on purging ourselves of any AVGO product. The products SUCK and the support is the fucking worst in class bar none.

Imagine the feeling of a 1 kilo gold bar in your hands

An all cash guy, a bear and a crypto bro walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out"

It's snowing out so there's nothing wrong with sitting at the bar all day, you guys

Saw a girl puking outside a bar as I left last night. Guess she’s really taking the market downturn hard 😔

In the dot com crash the NASDAQ lost 78% It’s a high bar but I think the AI crash could beat it LMAO

mango is exactly like one of those attention addicted chicks you stay the f away from after you figure it out on the second date when they do some crazy shit at a bar 

Does anyone in NYC want to do an IRL meetup at a bar on oct 16th? hmu!

I feel like old school Pokemon with the low HP bar beeping

EAT QUIZNOS SUBS. THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

I do, and when I see them at the bar with the newest iPhone, new nails and hair….i talk to them about stocks. They find it either too slow or akin to gambling

Gold will stop running then Potus stops buying every gold bar in existence and hold it in white house like a a fucking dragon.

Man… sometimes you have to appreciate how heavy and pretty a bar of gold is

Fr fr step 1 buy AI infra and drone stocks Step 2 get rich Step 3 buy a gold bar after you buy a house

Fun fact: The standard bar of gold Sean Connery golf-gambled with in 1964 in the Bond film "Goldfinger" was wagered against 5000 British Pounds. That bar would have weighed 11.34kg/27.6 pounds, and today would be worth about $1,782,000. Goldfinger choked his ass off missing that last 2-foot putt to lose the match lmao

This weirdo named berhunter just asked me to give him a ride home from the bar. He was wasted, rambling on about some tech stock bubble. What a total ber loser. 🤌

At a bar and this bartender has the biggest tit size to waist size ratio that I have ever seen.

“ Expectations for the vehicle include front lighting without the full light bar, a metal roof instead of glass, smaller infotainment screens and likely no second-row screen, and removal of ambient lighting and some sound-deadening material. It is also expected that Tesla has wrung out costs from its batteries and electric motors to make the vehicle cheaper.” Wow, thrilling stuff for investors. 

That was a big volume sell bar!! Hot dam

Whats the glowy thing around reddit search bar... It is freaking me out.

think the dip is due to that Oracle story. "internal oracle data" shows they losing money renting GPUS, some website I never heard of, $299 paywall The bar to manipulate the market is so low...

amd running is like 1:15 am. bar closes at 2 am.

I bought my gold leaps last week and am watching them go up. So far, so good. In order to fund the premiums, I am running a long-dated strangle on silver, with two calls and two puts expiring jan 2028, and I use it as a safety net to wheel silver. Each time I collect enough, I buy one BAR

I hope you eat pussy like a champ, because "I'm attracted to you because you can actually speak English" is a pretty low bar

NBIS is like an ex and IREN is the hot mess you met tonight at the hotel bar!

My post from yesterday aged well: “Let’s go AMD. I’m wayyyy leveraged on you Lisa sue 🎶” I gained 100 grand today and sold. Not the candy bar.