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Lmao bro I told you they didn’t know where the mines were bc we killed all the dudes who laid them

I'm going about my day with slightly less care for longer term risk bc long term existence futes went down some

I forgot to sell my puts bc I had a video call with my gf and she showed me her breasts. worth it

Honestly at this point so many retarded people have made crazy money off these garbo companies. I bet it was one his lackeys that prolly got fucking rinsed and he was trying to help bc you know the don gotta take care of his people or those rats will jump ship. I mean look at bitcoin how many crazy basement dwelling conspiracy theorists and drug dealers became millionaires from that.

call me andrea yates bc i'm about to drown u bols in the bathtub.

I’ll hold over the weekend bc war is bullish

Well that’s bc regulators

DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS NOT CRESHING? BC U STOOPID BEARS ARE SAYING IT WILL CRESH. OMEGA LELLLLL

🥭 all has to say is that he will cover fully every tanker that’s passed through and this will blast off just bc

20% in 3 days I don’t understand why it’s free falling just bc burry

Should I buy any SPY war contracts bc that dude that likes to do shit over the weekend

I just close my eyes and push buttons at this point bc why would it be any better to read the news

Anyone here a polymarket " trader" bc I guess that's what they call themselves 😑😑😑

Market probably hits ath even with a bad print bc apparently everything is now priced in

people with epilepsy wouldn’t be blinded by a nuke bc they are used to looking away from loud booms

SNDK must stand for suckin dick bc I know that stock price is way too high just for some USB flash drives

This is fing B's I want some srs ber loss porn on front page rn I know there are some bers rn getting divorced and foreclos d bc of their oil longs put them out Thank you for your attention to this matter

We reach all time highs tomorrow bc I feel like it.

Maybe. If we don't sell off on that then I'm just going balls to the wall back in bc it's gonna get squeezy

Bc we can’t focus entirely on Hormuz for two weeks so they’re worried we’ll all start sniffing around again. Also why they fired Bondi when everyone is focused on oil.

Or maybe you are really good at mental gymnastics bc these numbers are big bad. Openai just canceled 600 billion in build out which is fine bc they weren't in contract but the bad news is everyone else is. The value of these deals are gonna get fractioned in the coming months or year. The growth is priced  in for like 2 whole years and the shit is already starting to fold. Goodluck out there

It's funny to see the way food changes luxury status with economic changes, things like oysters and lobster used to be peasant food bc of how widely available they were. Now they are a luxury every once in a while thing. In 40 years a convo with your wife to go out to eat will be this. "Oh I don't splurge often but we haven't gone to McDonald's in 3 years" your wife will say "omg yes that will be so romantic"

Lol Jloc went from $300 to $300k now to $10k. Just bc you draw your own TA doesn’t mean it’ll go your own way 😂🫵🤡

The only reason US is not independent in oil is bc we lack the refineries. Not supply. If it gets bad enough US has the option to build it out

We will bleed slowly but surely from here to Friday since the talks are on Friday and they won’t reach a deal bc Israel won’t let their opportunity of dragging the US into war go to waste.

Watching the hbo tiger doc hits to close to home wife is mad bc im to much like earl woods

hey at least we can all rest easy knowing iran doesn't have nukes. next up we bomb somalia bc they also don't have nukes but thought about it once. we are the world police (exceptions apply for russia and n korea) thank you for your attention to this matter

Traded like a total amateur today. Monday I opened a hedge w/SQQQ in case today was a bloodbath. Then the taco happened and shit gapped up, so I closed in premarket. Why? Bc SQQQ dropped 35% post liberation day. But of course that was the bottom. And now it looks like if O just held it, I'd have gotten my money back. See y'all at wimdys

great, bc i just bought calls on you not caring on puts on you telling the truth

buy CRO, bc i got swindled into that shit and bagging

hopefully trading during NORMAL hours, bc watching AFTER hours is like watching grass grow. fuk

it's bc older workers are getting jobs at mcdonalds and the gas station when they realize their social security check isn't enough to keep up w/ their healthcare costs. bullish?

We used to live in a world where normal people didn't have Internet or Google they could use. And most people just stuck to others advice bc they specialized in something. Think about how long it would take you to figure out which ETFs to diversify assets into across different conditions if you had to go to a library and read a book about it. And some people nowadays just don't wanna deal with the headache themselves and would rather get cucked by a financial advisor instead of just putting 10k on a 0dte OTM con like us chads

Probably bc you have puts

It's bc the earth sucks now

Degens hope yall bought this oil dip bc it will rip

I seem to be wrong every single time when I use logic. Maybe that’s the point. Maybe he tells everyone to do the opposite bc that’s where the liquidity is, and they can feed off the “smart” assholes like us

Cash gang bc I have no idea how to play this kangaroo market

Israel attacking Lebanon bc of a technicality and going against the spirit if the deal is the most Israel shit ever. Like maybe after getting kicked out of the party 109x you’d learn to read the room better? 🤷‍♂️

To the peeps shorting tssler be careful bc that absolute tool prilly gonna tweet  "All tssler hodlers get 1st dibs"  And that price action will rip ur face off 

Bahahaha TSLA. You Elon simps better hope the grifter rolls out another rocket for ya bc this one is going down in flames

Bc market is being run on speculation right now, not “priced in” valuations

Holding onto my worthless puts bc Israel or Iran will break the ceasefire

Bc it’s continuing to cost America its soft power and setting up for a worst deal than what Obama negotiated not to mention the cost to all us tax payers

MM gonna switch directions at open to shake out the poors? Trying to get my mind right bc am one of the poors.

That last part is prolly bc they gonna do it whether US likes it or not

So he did this bc oil puts were cheaper than calls I guess?

Im honestly fuckin confused bc im seeing videos online that iran just broke this ceasefire? So like did they or am i seeing fake shit idk wtf is going on

im gonna have to assume he kicked the can down 2 weeks to have USS Boxer (the 2nd Marine expeditionary unit) and USS George HW bush arrive in the middle east (both ETA mid april) before engaging Iran militarily. Bc otherwise if this is admins genuine attempt to off ramp by negotiating around Iran 10 pt plan, that would be the greatest strategic blunder by a US admin in its history bar none