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6900 calls for Thursday or 6700 puts? I’m thinking this run up was the hype now it’s time to sell news but I’m just salty bc my regard ass decided to do 0dte last week so fuck do I know

BERS THOUGHT AMD 260 was a joke just bc it fell in the premarket LMAO 🤌

I hate AI content; pics, vids, copy, are all shit. Work e-mails sound even more corporate and soulless, which I didn’t even think was possible. AI’s got a looong way to go, therefore, super bullish bc they’re gonna need a lot more spending and chips to improve this slop.

My sex doll left me bc my port is -99% 😞

# Yeah, bc you totally know how it all works. LOL. GET SHREKD. Thank YOU for your donation to liquidity!

Lmk when you sell bc then it’ll go up

Bc it's wsb

I wonder if ICE has stopped the first lady bc of her lack of the english language.

If we gap up AGAIN I’m full porting puts bc that’s a fucking joke

Annex Canada, make Alberta and BC the 51st and 52nd state, turn the rest into a Canadian reservation. We will build casinos and liquor stores for em. Problem solved.

look out for each other bc these bitches won’t. rs. ill have another old fashioned, thanks

Yup I’ll wait bc the return I’ll get from waiting and buying lower will be 10x greater than buying now

I know. But it goes against the (what I deep down consider to be literal garbage) idea that I’m supposed to wait for marriage. Again, just what I was told growing up. Why I have any conviction for this idea is beyond me. If there is a God, I would hope they wouldn’t want me suffering the way I am now bc of this ordeal.

Hold on, buying puts bc this guys w/l ratio

i know i’m not going to bc im a big fat hog, but wouldn’t it be a good time to sell??

Load up bc we aint done

I woke up, somehow must’ve scratched my eye in my sleep, and now I can’t open Robinhood bc it doesn’t recognize my face bc my god damn eye won’t open 😂

Was greedy yesterday with rgti puts when it was up %33 end up selling with no profit or loss bc of their f**kin manipulation after the govt no interest in quantum news. Anyway intc 41c will print some today

I know wsb will hate me for this but I got a feeling spy will be -1% tomorrow for no special reasons. I don’t care about cpi or any data. This market isn’t about being logical or technical! I’m not biased just bc I have a lot of puts but this doesn’t feel right.

Boy you belong here - I asked how AMD up 1.5% after hours is related to INTC…you say bc INTC beat on client. I respond and say wouldn’t AMD client beat be priced in after 47% monthly growth (obviously following orcl and open ai). Then you say, AMD pumping 1.5% after hours has nothing to do with INTC. Make that make sense…

Emotional bear. Somebody is feeding you bs or your listening to mainstream news only bc it was as obvious as it gets.

Comparing Intel to nvidia and thinking intel can come close to same multiple just bc they’re both chip companies is like saying Ford and Ferrari both make cars so F should run up 150% bc Ferrari has 38 PE and ford only has 15PE. People are waiting in line for years to get Nvidia chips. No one wants Intel.

I think it's free money. But im biased bc im in 260 for halloween

Feel it’s earnings arnt getting very hyped up (ie nvidia pre earnings madness was weeks out before the day) makes me think the market won’t react much over it, could be wrong but will shrink my position bc of this

I understand why some people dislike Elon musk but regardless you support his business or not why don’t we ride the wave and make money along with him too? I’m holding tsla puts now but it’s not bc I hate him.

By the time it dumps it will end up flat bc of these artificial fucking pumps…dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

Elmo’s worth 500 Billion but needs more bc he wants control of robot army is rich. That not sea is the last person I want in control of anything

I am loading $HOND bc I’m ghey and regarded

That’s bc you only lose money

Some of y'all better get your ass to the mart and buy out all the BYND supplies bc that shiets just sitting there...

Why can’t I post pics in the thread? Is it bc the algo knows I’m an unprofitable trader? 😔

With the halts I’m expecting you regards to buy other shit bc you’re impatient. QQQ dailies it is

halting stock trading bc it’s moving a lot feels like it should be illegal

Bc they think they missed the boat rn. Then they’ll see another 500% and hop in at the top and be too late.

ur retarded man it’s only a big opportunity bc everyone knows

“Markets down bc shorties are covering on BYND” holy fuck you’re retarded

Can’t beat my MEAT today bc shawty coming over later for all my D’s NUT. 😔

Lowkey I just want it to die bc I sold at 1.46 and it’s like post nut clarity, once I’m out I’m disgusted by it.

Hood won't be affected by poors leaving. Lots of big accounts are locked in bc of the bonus they offered.

cpi report probably gonna report 0% inflation bc fake ass labor department didnt measure it bc of the shute down but markets are gonna go fuken WILD

Medium booty latinas bc my PP 🤏

going to throw shiny rocks at pumpkins, bc bricks will be more expensive.

lmao mandatory obligation to bc of JD’s wife and mister kash valhalla 😭😂

I bought FUN not bc of Kelce but because Six Flags could actually use a re-boot

Bc JPM owns reddit and they censor shit that makes them lose money

Same to you, I would’ve sold at end of day but I’m out of day trades, will probably exit tomo at open bc im just not sure on it I made enough with calls over the past few months time to focus on some other stuff for me

bc AWS is working

My silver calls are dissipating but ima hold bc im regarded

You don’t think LLY hasn’t been out performing them i actually used to have some NVO calls and they putted out bc LLY was killing them

NVO. Orange boy shot the price this week with his “I wIlL gEt $150 PrIcE bC aMeRiCa” and they have just announced lay offs, return to work on Jan1, and finalized multiple buyouts in the last month. Not to mention CFO becoming new CEO. Wall St loves a financial man running a company.