BC

At least you have shares, everything i have is in calls bc IT WOULDNT STOP FUCKING CRASHING fml

Honestly its so fuckin stupid maybe its actually mstr calls bc it makes no sense

tech bulls think they have a chance tomorrow or any of this week bc they haven’t looked on the 30m timeframe. it’s gets deeper bitch bull 🤪

Bc trump told him to

Clearly shoveling money doesn’t work anymore bc GOOGL is basically flat after record earnings We need either a correction or justify capex

RDDT -5% bc why not

Bc tech is down and no where else to go. Metals will always hold value

Dear MSFT, if you could not fuck me again today I would be greatly appreciative. My butthole is sore and still recovering. I know a 5% pump back to even is too much to ask, so maybe just 1% green that holds. Thanks and go fuck yourself in advance bc I know you’re gonna double fist me today like usual. Have a great day everyone 👊

Julius Caesar was assassinated bc he kept telling ppl to buy low and sell high

Damn glad I sold my Feb monthly mstr $150 calls 2 days ago for even bc that shiet -50% today. Matter of fact mstr looking like $115-$120 after er bc it just can't be bullish for er with 🌽 fucked rn Knew I was playing with 🔥

bc i own it

I want to leave everything.. go in northern BC and just buy a farm. farming thrives in unemployment.

buying MSFT dip bc i like free money

We dump bc Iran ?

bc you touch yourself at nite

Buying nvda calls when it hits daily support bc sam altman is a tool

Anyone planning on watching their OTM Microsoft weeklies go to 0 over the next 72 hrs bc you can't admit your dumb

Why is nasdaq falling like crazy?? Palantir did good on earnings. Still bc of Microsoft ?

Is this bc microsft has an indiam ceo

SLV rebound bc ofc it is. It was always gonna come back

Because it has over a year till expiration and the price is climbing?!?! Also it's not a returd play bc you have over a year till expiration so you have time to wait for stock to rise, it's already rising rapidly. You can play shorter terms but that's way riskier and dumb imo

The snek can eat its tail all it wants. One day, though, it’ll end up with a mouth full of balls. It’s biology, man. - Confucius - 5,300 BC

What the fuck is up with people saying Samsung and SK are going to have $160B in net income? How is that physically possible? Don’t want to touch it bc it seems so frothy but you’re saying Samsung is more valuable than NVDA?

lolol im up on SLV bc i avoided it and bought it after the rugpull

#breaking: taco cancells super bowl bc of bad bunny labeled as anti american

Day after nvda says $100bn too much investment in open gayi, they say they are looking for some different chips bc they not satisfied 😂

You're right but I wont sell bc I'm a degenerate and I'm seeking that thrill of losing it all

#is this bc women are allowed to vote

FYI sndk put spreads are piss cheap rn and at some point over the next 3 weeks there will be a secondary announcement due to wdc needing to dump 8m shares by EOM. Just a heads up bc I know some of you are yoloing blind

HOOD dying bc crypto?

Bc its not supposed to go down

Bc we should’ve never been up!

Same, but calling puts now bc I missed

GLD and SLV going to run back up and higher or has it cooled off for now? i know it's something we don't want to go up bc that seems that other things in the markets/world are failing.

POV gold and silver are holding which is bearish bc it didn’t moon like no tomorrow

I wonder if tsler will actually correct bc at this point they got that shit padded up so hard it dips for a day then pump it the next day 

DIS buying back $7bn of their stock (prolly they more bond issuance) bc their stock hasn't gone anywhere since 2018 😂

Shaking out all the retail traders bc MM aren't happy with competition

Everyone sold at a loss right? Bc this market will never recover and bears are still 🏳️‍🌈

I mean I got puts bc I thought trump was gonna bomb iran, what’s causing the drop??

You guys copping silver and gold tmr??? I need answers bc silver idk but gold for sure always goes up

Like Last Monday: Futures went from bleed Red to Green. All bc Trump would Bomb Iran. (which he didnt twice over the Weekend)

That’s bc war is coming

Didn’t lose anything on 🌽 bc it isn’t real.

Crypto dumping bc of Iran?

I know I’m overlevered bc my position is only down 6% and I got a margin call

They went out to find a methed out street walking weirdo to run the company bc any humane person would pass.

It’s crazy how gaining 30k this week is not making me happy bc i lost 6k today.

Yes but it will be partial and only a few days. House can't vote tonight bc recess. They will vote Monday.

shit crashed bc luigi beat the death penalty, in turn killing all of us