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They went out to find a methed out street walking weirdo to run the company bc any humane person would pass.

It’s crazy how gaining 30k this week is not making me happy bc i lost 6k today.

Yes but it will be partial and only a few days. House can't vote tonight bc recess. They will vote Monday.

shit crashed bc luigi beat the death penalty, in turn killing all of us

Looking for a spx pump next week to load up on puts bc it's s looking more and more like it's gonna start a correction soon...

Earnings next week, I think they're gonna knock it outta the park bc their snapdragon 8 gen 2 is amazing and cos like Huawei and Xiaomi have been selling record phones and they have more guidance on their future ai biz which caused their stock to hit new highs few months ago but have sold it all off since...

You guys. I’m really nervous about the dollar. I’m thinking I will put all my nervous dollars into Gold bc it’s safe and old and shit. And when I get too scared for gold I think I plow myself into Silver bc it’s shiny and old and I don’t want my dollars to evaporate so I will buy something tangible with them like SLV. Ahh sweet comfort. Time to jack off with my sandy glove.

#is this bc i touched myself last night

bought slv puts at the top, sold them 10 minutes later bc i was scared, would've made over $30k in two days gah damn

Why didn’t I take a small loss on my msft csps?.. oh, that’s bc I’d rather get my shit pushed all the way the fuck in. Fuck you nutella

going 0dte calls bc i like money

Sorry guys it’s bc I bought. Let me sell my positions and everything should go back up

More like it's dumping hard bc it's been making UNSUSTAINABLE pumps?

Puts? Maybe you are pur bc you are ghay ber. Think about the correlation and stop gambling. Save the money for food!

if u got rich off SNDK tonight, buy a sportsbook then lmk bc i have more money for you apparently

So I bought five SNXX $33C expiring in March…and it’s up 27% last I checked to mid 40s. I’m freaking out bc I’m on WeBull now and wondering why they don’t have the profit calculator like Robinhood does. Or do they and I missed it ? Should I chatGPT it? But this could be a life changer…

Bro dumbass fidelity didn’t fill my SNDK call worth $13.5k bc of the stupid bid ask spread

It’s mooning for an entirely different reason bro just bc you bet on black and won doesn’t mean you’re a genius 💀

I rotated out when it wouldn't breach $14 bc more shares are added by the baby arm

Bc its about to pump 18%

Yes stock market, bc it's the end of the world overreaction again

What a month, taking tmr off bc I’m up enough to not give a shit about a choppy Friday

Is this really all bc of MSFT??

I was up so much at open bc of GOOGL and now I am fucking wrecked bro lolllllll

#is this bc i was toughing myself to ms rachel?!?

Hood down bc its giving away gold cards

Fucking unreal I closed my META csps early bc of mango this week. Then sold msft 440 csps today. Been a shitty week

all internet ads biz are bc meta

Bc of mango talking shit*

Bc I sold csps

It was obvious that MSFT announced the chips a few days earlier bc the earnings were going to rock the stock

Stocks tanking bc of valuation concerns lol. Then why allow stocks to exceed its limit? Market manipulation at its finest.

I bought SBUX in Dec & sold bc I don’t drink coffee…20% since I knew it. Gut is always right

isn’t tether total bullshit?  Like they just put a tweet out saying “we’ve now got $1 billion more in assets”. Can’t remember bc this was like 10 years ago

TSLA calls (i’d be regarded otherwise), MSFT calls (just bc), META puts (needs perf earnings imo)

Why do I get the weirdest f-ing feeling everything will dump today bc the market feels like it?

He said zuck fell for an Asian spy bc of her gap and now he needs to get his shit together for Xi

After seeing how 🥭is scared to see the DXY strong and inflate fake GDP numbers to 5% Which truly means nothing in the long run (Bc everything will be made here & capex cannot sustain at record high supply chain) And we want to bring rates to 0 AT 5% GDP Yeah. Good luck fam. Good luck

Actually yes bc buying yesterday felt safe

Pretty obvious we’re devaluing bc China is devaluing And pretty obvious Silver is meting up from fake corning from China But what’s the real play long term?

When we crashing bc of govt shutdown redux?

If I had money would throw it all at puts tmrw at open. But I don’t have money bc I throw all of it at puts at open every day 🥀🥀🥀

treasury buying debt back from other countries, incl japan? and feeding the dollars into spy/ai/energy? its devaluing the dollar and sidesteps the fed (who don't want to cut rates bc of inflation), for now. it will juice the stock market for a year or 2 but have really bad consequences on real interest rates. meanwhile the world's currency will be worth much more. the x factor is that china and india are weaponizing the debt at a bad time, and now possibly europe after this whole greenland fiasco. that's why he taco'd.

It’s wild bc I saw it at 25-30. Entered at 58 and accidentally fucked myself first time doing CC at 65 so mentally I’ve seen it rip up. I know it can fall down hell the last ATH it got crushed

Txn puts got destroyed genuinely have no idea what I’m doing. Did it bc wtf who uses calculators

Bc calls ain't it in this market. You'll get killed by Theta🏳️‍🌈ng. Only shares or leaps.

Starbucks puts bc fuckem that’s why

Its gonna dump bc I'm holding calls

the ban bet part or the licking my butthole part bc one of them may be negotiable (the former)