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Yall were just screaming ceasefire with zero news lol. This is wild. Like idk…let’s just hope no one dies tonight bc greedy old fucks want more money.

I’m just happy bc maybe more kids will be safer tonight. Probably.

Yeah the market is kind of ignoring him but not really. Vix popped today bc people bought puts in case he nukes the whole region

Easy bc the market itself thinks that he’s regarded.

Everything seems like a lot. But I'm 30%. I'm okay missing a big rally day to some extent, bc last year was so good. I'd rather protect that

Yeah. I was thinking they were conceived by evil spooge bc he didn’t pullout in time. lol.

Buy the rumor sell the news. The rumor of a deal was the pop from 630 to where we are today. The actual news of it sends us to 600 bc it’s still trumps economy which fucking blows

idk why no one calls him out on his bullshit like if you are gonna destroy them do it now BC YOU keep fuking say they are buildin nukess all the fuking time

Praying we get a taco bc I really don’t wanna see my and everyone’s port wiped out

Bc they back him, why wouldn't they publish positive pieces? They're even more right than fox

We're getting an emergency press beefing at 5:40pm with actual on screen start at 6:30pm bc diaper

well my puts got torched bc of pakistan lol

These ladies on the dating apps won't swipe right bc they all think I'm out of their league :(

A whole civilization die bc he raped a 13 year old and can’t catch up to his own distraction tactics

UNH(United Nations Headquarters) is ripping bc of this iran thing tn

Imagine nuking a country just bc your military is incapable of taking over a strait and your diplomacy skills are shit.

Not only that but said the lady with the weird laugh was unelectable bc she would start a war in the middle east

🥭really threatening genocide / ww3 just bc he couldn’t get tickets to 70mm imax showing of Dune 3

bc I'm programmed to buy the dip

Israel killed 2K Lebanese… and occupied 15% of the country with over a million displaced? Greater Israel project??? Pls Iran don’t fall bc of u do Iraq Jordan Syria n Egypt are all next

bloody red day bc hormuz, kharg Island and now Panama canal you can thank me later

I regret not quadrupling down but still too manipulated for comfor. NEDE TuBE SMAR. Unforchunit bc if this was b4 COVID I’d be all in.

Fuck all the other fish in the ocean, bc I'm untouchable 

Low bc nothing ever happens

Bc its time to go down down after many up up for 3 consecutive days

Damn I felt that way about Victoria, BC. Beautiful city. The flowers and their vibrant colors fill me with joy to this day. Different always feels premium lol

I would not bang a dude bc he had a “minivan-for-future-kids”. In fact, that would be a red flag. I’d be holding the condoms up to the light looking for pin holes and shit.

MY PUTS EXPIRED WORTHLESS BC OF YOU 🥭👦🏿 WHY DIDNT YOU LET HILDAWG WIN IT WAS HER TURN 🧕😿

it will go up like 10 percent bc “at least he didn’t use nukes” if he uses a nuke it will go up 5 percent “at least he only used a tactical nuke”

It’s suck bc I just have to keep buying puts bc the one day I don’t it’s going to dump and I’m going to actually loose it

Bc the earth will run out of oil eventually

Bought 50 shares last May at around $20 bc it seemed too cheap. Sold on Thursday and not gonna touch it anymore. Retarded pump but not complaining

Silly ol me thinking today was going to be a bloodbath bc of the no new wars guy saying crazy shit

CNBC tmrw, "markets rally in hopes of the strait opening in 48hrs." CNBC in 3 days, "markets are down bc the strait did not open"

It's easy though, until spy trades above the 200 day moving average, it's highly likely all upwards movement is liquidity traps, designed to trick retail into buying in "bc markets going up"

WORLD NEWS subreddit banned bc i clearly said something they didnt aggree with lmao wow IS THIS STILL AMERICA OR WHAT?

You know he threw that temper tantrum bc he knows what the futures market is about to do

Futures going up. Basically all bc trump said there could be a deal on monday. Why the fuck do markets still believe this clown. Straight up fraudster

It’s wild bc someone will post the latest truth and I’m like nope that just can’t be real… but more often than not, it is real…

And they say women shouldn’t lead bc they’ll be too emotional 🤣

Puts were too obvious. Calls it is. Always inverse WSB bc that’s what MMs do to us 99%

Bc I miss him, throat me from the back and learn the definition of chill, guarantee he remembers me and would understand the message. SMH.

Market mathematically cannot sell off bc it has no idea what it’s selling off to

That's bc we had presidents who cared about how the world saw them so they felt the need to hang around and nation build or something. Now we have a president who's perfectly fine with breaking it and not owning it.

Bc other countries need oil to make manufacture the goods that are sold here

There have definitely been way more american casualties than theyve let on, which makes me think this war is not over yet, especially now that iran is humiliating the US with the F-15 and now A-10, if they actually manage to capture a pilot then goodluck global economy bc shit gonna start going nuts

I’m a momentum-based global macro trader, so I swing trade whichever asset class or sub-asset class is moving given the current macro environment. In Jan that was a little South Korea but mostly silver. In Feb it was mainly South Korea. From March until now it’s been oil (or GSG for me bc my broker prohibits trading USO/BNO). Came up with my own entry and exit signal which is the secret sauce.

Red dildo on monday, yet cant sell bc i am europoor and market closed on monday

Futures ticking down bc wallstreet hates it when ppl have jobs? I guess less unemployment=less chance of rate cuts?

“The market is cooked bc it went up when i think it ahould go down” lol