BC

Reddit had me in an existential crisis thinking I may actually be a bot for half the day bc I couldn’t comment or upvote lol

Amzn pumped bc world runs on AWS, then AMZN pumps bc they fixed AWS. Fucking genius

I think this is a second chance to get into HOOD calls for the end of the day. I'm not gonna do it bc I already cashed in on them once today and don't want to roll the dice with that money. But here we are, back at the previous high of the day, which has probably flipped to support

Bro stop snitching on how to comment on here. It’s nice and quiet bc Gen Z doesn’t know how to use google but yall ruining it ffs

it's quiet in here bc AWS is down, hence no bots

AMZN is gonna run this week bc of ts

I CANT BUY OR SELL BC RH WONT LET ME

cancelled bc of budget issues

Remember when the bers thought spy 600 bc gov shutdown even though nothing ever happens during the shutdowns

Scrotally paperhanded some QQQ calls this morning, bc last night's futures convinced me we wouldn't catch a bid. Closed them at a 30% lose instead of a potential 15% gain. So naturally revenge traded some HOOD calls for monday

10 way NFL parlay. Don’t forget to put the Monday night game in there so you can call in sick Monday and drive/fly to the nearest sports book to hedge bc you WILL hit the other 9

#to all puts holders, HODL BC IT WILL DROP AGAIN NEXT WEEK

Hims $60 call max pain for the opex. Shorts about to get new shorts bc they shitted in the last ones.

Bc I bought calls for today

Hope you guys got chainmail gloves bc we’re catching knives today

Gold is a deflationary trade, not inflationary. When stonk go down bc econ bad, gold safe haven investment = deflationary trade

Yeah my port is dead. SPY probably gonna trade sideways all day bc of the meeting with 🥭 and Putin. Bad day to have calls.

Got insider info. Planet killer asteroid is going to hit the exchange tom. You might get annihilated by the shockwave but you want to buy calls on rare earth metal stocks bc the asteroid will be chock full of it.

From now on and in the future everything investable will be so funny bc people dont have attention span/patience Majority already go emotionally crazy over hourly moves…

550 BC: let’s use gold as currency 1000: let’s use gold as currency 1200: let’s use gold as currency 1400: let’s use gold as currency 1600: let’s use gold as currency 1800: let’s use gold as currency 1900: let’s use gold as currency 1944: what about paper? Yeah let’s use paper

So stocks drop bc of regional bank concerns... oh fckin please.... green tomorrow

I've had a lot of retarded trading days, but today was the most, I'm not even emotional about it bc it was just that retarded

Ppl hate me bc I’m right

Everyone here jokes around about the market dropping bc the delusion in their head is like it'll always go back up so no biggie. But when it doesn't, these guys won't be shitposting on WSB, they'll be on hotlines.

Guys they dumped it bc the 3 pm announcement is going to be bullish and they wanted cheap calls trust

This is called the Powell formation bc it fucks all calls and puts

V here pls bc I might’ve paper handed my puts just now

it probably will bc this market like to pump like a 7th graders first boner

my fault yall boys tsm only red bc i bought calls

well just call Spy Cal Raleigh bc here comes the big dumper

I am invested heavily in all the miners except basically riot & Mara. I see them as transitioning the most seemlesy from crypto to data center bc they have the computers already , chips, power, and land

Or maybe calls work bc he doesn’t say anything 🤔

If the markets get the inclination that powell’s hands are tied bc he has no data, I think we have a massive selloff and get fucked

I am v new to futures. Traded the micros bc I'm poor. Had a 4030 average. I only trade a couple 5 min candles at a time but got absolutely obliterated 1 literal minute into my entry. The positions https://i.imgur.com/LLOiTOM.png

Too expensive for that volatility by the looks of it, but looks possibly primed to break out, soon, too. I go with Nuscale, Navitas, and to a lesser extent oklo before that, but if you know about it and are more comfortable playing that than others, thats better bc you understand it.

Just wrote a long ass brilliant DD on caribou and got removed bc its mcap isn’t 500mm yet😭

brother is a nuclear physicist (phd) asked his thoughts on nuclear bc $SMR is ripping and he said “ I've been in meetings where people plan vc pitches for using modular reactors for data centers ” AI bubble goes nuclear??? where should i look for gains?

With gold up a ton bc of uncertainty, yields should be at 7%

Bruh ppl really out here killing themselves bc crypto temporarily dipped to prices it was literally at like 4 months ago. Like y'all are some dumbfucks fr

Nothing, its not as bad as the other drugs bc it comes from a plant

Bc abat

Short/term the market will not be crashing bc of AI, that’s not for another few years. If it falls it’s bc Mango or the fed pulls some stupid shit

Last week iren announced a $850m convertible note which tanks a stock for a bit and BITF just did AH. Basically the company is taking a loan from investors which can be paid back with shares or interest whichever is higher. The immediate drop is investors scared bc shares might multiply in the future. Idk it’s just super unlucky if you have short dated calls, your long calls are probs chill.

I’ve never been this angry at the market before, I didn’t even lose that much money, I’m just fucking pissed bc nothing I do ever changes the outcome

this is happening bc the slender billed Curlew was declared extinct

Fucking sold my SPY $660 puts this morning bc I thought it was over fuck my gay hairy ass

Feels dumpy but bc of that it's gonna pumpy

Back to ABAT shares today bc why not and BITF calls

Bc crypto is a scam

I hope this bearish season last longer than last April. I need to dca bc I bought shit load of stocks at the top!!! :(