BC

bc thats what usually happens 🤡 The market is volatile

its me, i'm dudes and to answer your question its bc this money is burning a hole in my pocket ( a wise man uses the hole in his pockets to scratch his balls )

They’ve been spineless for years. That’s why people like memdami and sanders…not bc of rent freeze but bc they have spines

Bought March 26 deep ITM ETHA and IBIT calls bc big hair Asian man on CNBC said rally into end of year for crypto

!banbet I’m gonna get banned tonight in like an hour bc I put the expiry for my banbet before NBIS earnings Regardless, NBIS to $150 by EOW. MSCI inclusion means 30 million shares will be purchased over the next 2 weeks or so. Also, they are going to crush earnings and forward guidance. I am loaded to the tits with calls

Guys the titanic was fake. They all faked their deaths bc if they really died there would be skeletons in the titanic and there isn’t a single one

tomorrow will be the greenest day you have ever seen bc i used the little dip on Friday to make a big retirement transfer that won't buy in until close tomorrow, Tuesday however the market r fuk

Thanks man. It’s prob bc I’ve been there. You’re right…the thought of it and how you’re thinking of it is going to be the worst part. That’s why it’s scary bc to get past it you have to deal with it first but on the other side you’ll be so glad you did man. And you’ll look back like why didn’t i do it earlier. And then you’ll approach everything else that way after that

Bc it sounds like part of your vacation was an escape. Holiday can take our minds off things. I’ve been there. Whatever it is just rip the band aid off. Easier said than done of course but the motivation should be to come back to reality and your reality is better than any vacation or getaway. Think about how nice it would be to go away with no stress and not thinking about a tough decision and coming back with a clear mind and not stressing over something you’re avoiding

Pre-futures BC

Is meta goes to 700 before end of month I will donate all the profits ti charity bc I’ll be happy just breaking even on that shit (not gonna happen tho)

You already know the answer, bullish. Bc fuck any shred of rational thought, its always bullish

Bc you don't want to lose more money. What kind of question is that?

We pumping over the weekend aren’t we bc they might stop the shitdown right?

You panic sold at the bottom bc someone heard that a bunch of low ranked analysts that ai companies were over valued. Fuck your your 🌈🐻🍑

I lost quarter million this week. AMA, but hurry bc I’m not sticking around long after this

is tsla really down bc people sincerely believe they have to give elon a trillion in cash right now

Just relax guys if it really starts moving down to where you’d REALLY want to sell you won’t be able too bc AWS will be out that day. So just let it goooo

It’s bc they rig it specifically against him

Everything is flat bc ppl are now too broke to buy huh

Bc they literally don’t care. More concerned with how they might look next to someone in pain

bc everyone is dumb

Pelosi was the thin blue line of Silicon Valley, which is why tech sold off bc her successor may not be as generous 😔

Hey guys I bought spy calls so you better buy puts bc it’s gonna fucking go straight down

Maybe bc real meat just got too expensive

Bc it hasn’t popped yet??? Duh

It’s bc I’m holding calls

bers bc Fridays are cheaper to book venues

DDOG my god. I went light bc I got blown out this week by QURE SLNO. Blue sky ahead wonder if it’ll move to $200

Please explain? Im curious to the bull case bc I completely understand the bear case (not that it at all matters lmao) but im increasingly interested in what people have as there reason to why this stock should keep doing what its doing. Genuinely asking not being a dick fr curious.

I hope you all make money today. (At your job, bc obviously your retarded ass trading performance isn’t gonna do it. now get to work retard.)

Someone compared Sam Altman asking for 1 trillion to baby Jesus needing help bc he’s a baby…

Tomorrow: Stock Market drops bc China leading the AI Race by 100-0 Points vs the USA according to Jensen Huang. Other People be like: Just buy the Dip FFS.

MSFT ballz deep red bc Teams fucking BLOWS. garbabge vaporware.

I panic sold mine at close bc I couldn’t figure out what was happening. I honestly wish I had bought 10k more instead of sell.

taco man should have had the ceo of doordash along with the weight reduction drugs cEO get it? bc phet people use doordash LMAOOOO

feeling like Cudi bc I’m the man on the moon

Nvda with the nose dive bc I brought calls

Pres talking at 1 (so prob 2 bc mf always late) about the economy. Puts to ruin the tariff case pump just bc he's prob mad about the SCOTUS hating.

prob bc they're illegal

It’s continuing to climb bc I paper handed my calls. You’re welcome 🤡

I mostly play with tiny amounts of leveraged ETFs bc of the outside market hours bs

Bc if you try aggressively taxing the rich, they'll just leave... the actual wealthy people understand this and will absolutely pick up and leave "the greatest city on earth" and just pour their money elsewhere. Will be interesting to see where they end up

Well, the housing market in nyc is stalled, likely take downturn, but 99% of new yorkers don't give a shit bc they rent. Wealthiest nyc elites are leaving, but 99% of new yorkers don't give a shit, bc raise taxes eat the rich. Cost of living improvement is great and all, but nyc already depends heavily on the uber wealthy for the bulk of their taxes, who are mostly conservative if not for tax reasons. It's going to be interesting to see if new york can keep a balance on its horniness for massive taxing and funding and keeping its rich people appeased. Push too far, and rich people will simply leave bc they are rich enough to do so

TSLA back to 470 vertical bc this bitch males no sense

Bc I’m a fuckin panican with weak hands and my bags are heavy that’s why

Apparently when these transplants move, most return after awhile bc the difference in lifestyle and healthcare is too significant to ignore 🤣

market got saved bc democrat sweep means they kiss and makeup tomorrow for the shutdown. Because fake feigning is no longer needed. Which means $1t in fed liquidity comes back online. Which means making up for lost rigging. Which means stocks only go up again. Also the big covered call etfs buy their calls tomorrow. As a bear this shit is maddening. I never learn.