BC

Not that deep. Just down bc no sell

Hey retarded mods, my moves tomorrow = nothing bc mkts closed for Jesus

Pam bondi was fired bc she allowed the Dow jones to go under 50k

Doubt itttt bc i got puts

I won't be buying a Ferrari bc I'm regular class

Bc it's been at war for 40 years

Currently down $20k bc SPY pumped from 653 to 655 How is that possible I don’t understand

After yesterday’s GREAT SPEECH I have no idea how but my spy calls have mysteriously been saved by the penny stock market known as SPY. They have been sold also bc fuck holding over a long weekend. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Piece of shit gonna close flat bc of the long weekend

Something something markets bottoms before bad news bottoms bc 🌈🐻 are bottoms

Why pump? Bc fuck your puts

They had to fire up the bottom wick machine bc i bought puts for once

Stocks going down is bullish bc that means they will eventually go up

Bc gold is the worst investment

SO bc this is the most logical place for a dead cat bounce to end, I went 40% cash today. Mark my words, we will absolutely rip tonight. I made the sacrifice for yall

BC if it sells if he can just say, “it’s just a prank bro”

My parents think I'm rich bc I have a good job. How to tell them i can't lend them shit bc I'm poor as shit too

You can keep buying dips bc the market will keep believing “two more weeks”. At least profit off the regardedness.

Bc bers are coping hard hard & are scrapping for any copium to save their ports

All I know is that I will be diversifying to solar and EV personally irl bc wtf

Speech today is a seized opportunity to call Iran Fools on April Fools Day bc he's a funny man honk honk 

Yknow what, fucking puts again bc why not?

I think this was a relief rally that won’t hold which means you should buy calls bc I’m more consistently wrong than Cramer

Something is bouncing, but I’m pretty sure it’s my checks bc my account is negative

Today moon bc all the stars aligned. Tomorrow will continue the sell off

The real reason why this pump happened today is bc you touch yourself and cry yourself to sleep bc no one loves you

Figured Nike would have a shiet er today, but didn't get wanna buy puts bc stocks already been beaten to death and didn't think it makes more new lows, but here they are with more new lows. It's mkt valuation at 1/3 of ath and possible that it sheds another 50% from current valuation BC their products are just TOO expensive for the avg people and they not the only game in town.

Imma speculate the market is pumping bc everyone assumed troops were invading on the weekend but it hasn’t happened yet. The longer Trump puts that off, the higher the market will go. Which is silly because we are still at war

euphoric bull days are the most annoying days here bc half of you are 19 years old trading your lunch money and don't know how to structure a joke

man... i cant even get excited about green anymore bc it always fades by eod

This is relief thats all get ur breather in bc this show aint over 

Went on a date, dinner cost $75 total. Became disgruntled on way home, not bc I didn’t get play but paying $75 for some damm food. Spending thousands on 0DTE, literally emotionless

I can’t wait to see red bc I just sold all of my crwv and nbis from yesterday

Bc the market can't stay red forever....

I don't know shiet about this collar thing 😂 I'm just blabbing bc the mkts pumping.

oh it’s bc that app is ass

yeah uh, bullshit? we're invading Iran, and we're reopening Hormuz, not bc he wants to but because the whole executive will get liquidated if they pussy out now. the go/no go was already decided when they moved troops into theater, and there's too much sunk cost. futes are green until they bleed

Bc like always, they watch the market move for weeks, then finally ape in right as the move ends lol

All bc I bought puts huh?

I'm heavily overexposed to crypto right now, bc it tends to do well in wars..why, I have no clue, but lfg

lol so he’s going to do one last flashy operation, piss them off more, and then retreat and pretend it’s over Strait stays closed or heavily under Iranian control with fees going forward. Iran and Israel fight until Iran overwhelms Israel’s defenses. We either abandon Israel or are forced back in to defend them. But either way Iran doesn’t go for full destruction bc Israel has nukes. Oil stays above 100 during all of that. Inflation and possible recession ensues. WINNING

Lbh here 🥭 does not wanna go ground war bc it'll be the nail in the coffin for what is already a very shaky midterms and shiet can get really fucking ugly for the rest of his administration period...

"[Imagine longing oil bc Middle East conflict bad while not knowing oil collapsed in the gulf war. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rq7jyl/comment/o9rnnjo/) [Call that the regard tax.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rq7jyl/comment/o9rnnjo/)"

Bc Paul atkins is also committing fraud rn with crypto before clarity act passes

Bc it's underage

Bc why the hell wouldn’t it?!

Accidentally bought AMD shares today. Sold just now in the pump. 1$ loss bc of transaction costs. I feel regarded but happy I got rid of them shares holyfuck. Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath

Bc WSJ says JD taking over "negotiations"

your puts will be -99% at open bc theta gang did the gawk gawk 2000 special over the weekend