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You’re welcome probably right bc the moon is conjunct Sagittarius and deez 🌰🌰 How dare you question my tarot cards!!

Fking mangomaniac i leave the phone for the last hour bc "what could go wrong" fml man

Sounds like you’re poor bc my living conditions fuckkkk

So spy dumped at the end bc China is not buying enough US Soybean tweet?!

Quick buy the BITF dip bc that’s all we get babes

forced to diamond hand my WMT calls bc I have no day trades LFG

Love the headline from cnbc “stocks surge as investors shrug off trade war” that’s bc we all know it will be taco time soon enough

Gonna just sit this one out also. Bc I don’t fkn know and I don’t trust a one of ya

Was sad bc lost my money in 30min.now I have all the free time to shitpost

So this spy dump caused only bc China said it will fight back but also ready to talk?!

same and some regard on here called me stupid bc i said im not stupid enough to buy the dip this time

oof…… the puts ARE PRINTINGGGGGF. DOUBLING DOWN BC TOP IS IN IN IN

and if you have those buffalo gold coins i'll pay you 55$ instead of the 50$ thats stamped on it bc i wouldnt take advantage of a fellow regard hmu when u ready to sell

TACO isnt gonna TACO bc he got snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize. My bet is he escalates the tensions with Gyna to show how tough he is.

not mine bc i didnt get all stupid

God, congressional republicans are so full of shit. Republicans can, at any time, use the nuclear option to reopen the government. They have majorities in the house & senate. Bc of the nuclear option, they do not need 60 senate votes. It's a pony show.

sub is unhinged bc overnight markets are unhinged 🤣

I bought shares bc I couldn’t buy calls during hours

gov shutdown, maniac in office, but its ok bc tech can circle jerk and balloon spy bc we are decoupled from actual economic fundamentals

Hopefully you're right. I guessed correctly that we would gap up today but I put too far OTM for my calls bc I thought we would gap up to Friday close by Wednesday.

My port is up 25% today bc of my UUUU and BITF position and so I went to the mall and bought myself a new pair of shoes and shirt ~$160 and I feel more guilty than I do when I lose $500 doing some dumbass regard trade u all told me to do wtf is wrong with me

I bought the market bc I believe so too. But one of us is gonna be sad lol

I know UUUU is. I sold it on Friday(bad decision lol) bc it has its highest rsi reading in its entire history. And it went up again today

Tomorrow is the real pump bc no one has dry powder today

Bc the downside risk could be 10-15% within just a couple days if we get liberation day pt 2. For a lot of ppl with flexible active strategies it just isn’t worth being in stocks with that level of risk vs reward.

Reposting this comment bc I think it might be true. YW for the shitty comments-section quality DD USAR could get an equity stake this week, regardless of what happens with China. Based in Texas/Oklahoma. CEO just had talks with administration about it. And whether you think the China export controls will be calamitous or a nothingburger, domestic development of REM's is the obvious next step. [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-could-stake-usa-rare-150216532.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-could-stake-usa-rare-150216532.html)

Good luck with your new acct bc the old one got nuked and was 10+ years old

The reason you want it so badly is bc the future version of yourself already has it. Always be thankful to GOD for everything you have. So many people would love to be in your shoes right now.

#HAD A FRIEND TELL ME IN APRIL THAT APPLE WAS GOING TO CAPITULATE BC OF TARIFFS. HAVEN’T HEARD FROM THAT FRIEND SINCE.

#WSB LOADED THE BOAT ON PUTS ALL BC A TWEET FROM 🥭. CORN IS NOW GREEN. AMD 250 EOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

There is that one guy who put all his money into calls yesterday bc stonks only go up.

He did this bc he wanted to steal spotlight of Nobel peace prize lol 👏👏😭

Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump rescinds his tariffs bc of the intraday crash lmfao

I think orangutan got angry bc no Nobel prize lmao

If this is bc 🥭 didn’t win the Nobel peace prize it’s ghetto af

BTBT is bulging. Bulging HARD. About to go straight vertical upward shaft. Give us the shaft baby! Don’t say you missed it bc no one was talking about it!!

Jesus fucking christ that motherfucking mara had to come down 10% to fucking break even in 30 minutes. I used relative prices from yesterday taking into account the spike between 21.5 and 22 and fucking broke the fuck even at 19.98. How fucking stupid as fuck. They need an inverse bc mara is like top 10 most popular 

Calls bc thats how it works

Bc he’s fucking retarded

AAYI … M&A to a new ticker and direction sank 80% from $2.50 to $.20 w/in minutes yesterday and def found its bottom today. I doubled down after climbing back 8% today, BUT long way to go bc so ridiculously undervalued. Just want to share, G’luck :)

The true float on CCCX is only 31 million shares bc Churchill has to hold onto 10 million shares as sponsor. Float is ridiculously low.

The thing with TLRY as I already lost money is I’m pretty sure there’s a fuck ton of shares bc all the dilutions so basically a million mfkers could buy at 2 and it’d go to 2.02. It would take major investment to move the stock. If I’m wrong tell me. I’m rtarded for aure

That WEAV dude got shut down bc mkt cap just barely at $500mm....but what if he's on to something

#the US economy has stopped creating jobs the past year bc AI is gonna take all the jobs. UBI here we come

Most people don’t like me bc I’m too good looking and wealthy

Corz bc crwv ceo says deal will end up happening 

Bc it’s daytime?

Didn't even know Powell was bloviating today, but glad I sold my ETFs yesterday bc every time that turd talks my ETFs crash.

you masturbate everyday bc you are sad, lonely, and horny i masturbate for the off chance i have sex that day i’ll be able to last even just 30 seconds longer

bers in disbelief bc they thought amd 210 was the top LMAO 🤌