BC

If theres no big taco today there wont be one tomorrow bc commander in chief is schizo about april fools day

Honestly fuck it lets take oil to 180$ a barrel for a couple months i want shit to be fucked up i want gas at 10$. Give us all something to really complain about bc this is horse shit dip for ants

no bc why is eyerank 2.5 x the size of texas

I bought 1 may monthly spx 6400p for $9k on 2/23 then sold it a week later for $12k, should've just sat on it for 3 more weeks and chilled bc shiets like $26k rn, fucking spx calls and microslop been gaping my ass past week

Maybe you listened to them bc you're acoustic too

I’m a lifelong lib but I voted for mango bc I thought he would pump my crypto bags. Now my crypto bags are down -40% from Inauguration Day and I got laid off and can’t find a job 🤣

No bc is eye Ron not relinquishing straight of Hermes in spite of monga or in spite of USA

I for one am excited to see future 🌮 attempts tank the markets bc algos learn to assume the opposite is true

Oil is a fantastic short bc it will either go down bc iran situation is improving or bc the economy is slowing

Up bc oil longs 🤺🐂

Its bc this thread is being scanned for tickers that bc mentioned, and a lot of ppl say wtf. Coincidentally wtf is actually a ticker

Now that's the max retardation I've come to expect. Don't make money both ways bc that would make you 🌈🐻!

Who gives af bc the next day he would just post the opposite or double up on tariffs. He hasbrain fungus

🥭 need to put a diaper over his face bc thats where all the shit is coming out of

Went to buy calls at 645 and RH’s gay ass won’t met me bc of volitility. LAME

Spent the last 5 mins debating on selling my poots bc holding anything overnight is cortisol spiking

Bc it on my goes down if people sell. And people are not going to sell unless they have no money

Was literally gonna buy some SPY 1dte’s at market close bc you knew he was gonna do this shit at close. 

Can’t even take a drive to clear my head bc of gas prices. Fuck it, I’m relapsing.

Do y’all think JD uses his hands while talking bc he wants to be like 🥭

He wants them to act quickly on ceasefire plan bc his economy is fucked he can’t get oil to chill out

Well that’s annoying, closed my RDDT $145 ccs early bc I hit 60% profit. Price instantly dumped the second I sold them, like usual 😃

Bc its insanely cheap right now. Obvious buy in

Im a regard. Sold my oil longs this morning bc nervous. Saw the price shoot up now, so bought in again, having a way higher average. Ah man

It's so hard to find credible sources for whats going on in this war, that's why I come here. Now I know this has nothing to do with oil it's bc of the aliens

What if we all just simultaneously agree that the discounted future value of expected cash flows is much much higher because everything will magically work out bc AI. Oh wait, we already tried that

yall better start collecting Yuan bc taco is going to devalue the dollar unti it is worth 0 dollars

He likes to use big words like "the biggest" "no one has ever seen" shite like that bc those are the only words that resonate with the uneducated south.

#Operation Epic I Need An Exit Ramp Bc Polls are Fuken Bad in progress.

All bc I bought puts at close huh?

The probability is not based on the "pennant" that's just side talk. The probability is based on the weekly em which is what market makers are based on hedges. Your comments are based on astrology more than what I'm saying bc experienced traders use em/options IV to sell contracts and handicap those positions. This conversation ends for me here as I've said all I needed to say...

I’m about to be the redditors I hate BUT. fuck man, it’s so infuriating having this fucktwit in office bc congress and scotus are just rocking in their chairs allowing the country to burn. Feels bad

Yes and that’s bc it ran up a week before

ES is very likely going to reprint that Monday taco high by tmrw bc the hourly chart is clearly showing a pennant formation off it and SPX 6700 is the high of the em for this week and we haven't hit the em in 11wks which is highly unlikely...

Bc stocks don't always go up all the time?

I hope you win bc you probably deserve it more

You guys know this is a fake pump so spy puts on Friday bc of that guy that likes to do war games on the weekend

stonks gonna dip now bc iran wants war?

yes, bc i bought them too early and lost money.

Boots on the ground seems like certain regime change, not bc US would invade and enforce it, but defending Hormuz from Iranian territory will be long and painful for Iran.

Not sure how much more "if I dont look it didnt happen" this market can take bc it feels DESPERATE right now 

They bought them bc Iran agreed without ever seeing it even harder LMAO

Recession risks rising/mortage demand dropping/inflation increasing…market lets go higher bc 🥭 said the war is won and definitely over

"nOoOoOOo, tHe OiL iS wOrTH $300 a BaRrEL bC mY caLlS nEeD tO pRiNt wE wIlL haVe nO oil fOrEvEr"

#Iran must have hired a good PR co bc those taco memes are 🔥🔥

the rapid rise of taking peptides for everything are a psy op bc they’re all chinese chemicals that’ll give everyone giga cancer

Even if there is a ceasefire, does that open the strait or nah? Bc that’s what really matters at this point

this action is just exhausting. i dont even hold option positions beyond 30-40 mins these days just bc of the nonstop adhd news cycle we live in. i miss sleepy joe.

Bc gains

That guy that yolo’d into a mini USO dip bc he became an expert oil trader over night just got cooked.