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I held oil overnight. Am I cooked tomorrow? I only held bc 10% pump and Iran is still saying the strait will be closed

Alright so I think its gonna be all in 0dte calls tmrw. Why? Bc vibes

How far back? You tracing back to the year 1000? BC? Prehistoric McHugendongs? I’m sure in the year 4000 they’ll speak often of Longrodd, a brave man who spent his days chatting on WSB.

Im so stupid. Bought WTI crude leveraged only to sell it with a meagre €200 profit bc it dipped close to my buy in price. Then it went up again yet decided to not buy in anymore. But then it went up a lot so I bought in anyway and then it went down again. Now it’s going up so I’m good but this whole fiasco made me miss out on maybe a €1000 if not more. I should’ve just held on. Wtf man. I’m no trader

Bc you beta not bet on meta in a theta market

Is this happening bc he touches kids

I fucking closed my puts bc my manager came to talk to me about work and it ripped as we were talking for the 10 minutes lmao

I work for an AEC cable manufacturer company and we are having trouble with shipments and orders bc of this war.

Yea the situation is close to redlining, middle east is pulling back their sovereign investments bc.. wel shit got blown up they need money to rebuild, which makes US banks in a credit crunch, which raises bond yields and risk, which leads to investors wanting money back, which puts more banks in credit risk.. etc. Then theres inflation from oil, and mfg production pullback from high costs, oil prod capacity decrease that won't be recovered immediately... and fed can't save them

one of these days well break out or down...but when it happens retail will be broke bc they traded the chop since october

Bc no one uses it any more

I know we’re going up bc most of the comments around here are from doomers who are apparently foreign affairs experts

*SOURCES SAY TACO IS SHITTING HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW BC IRAN DIDNT FOLD AS FAST AS VENEZUELA

Airports asking the general public for donations for TSA agents while their actual employer, the federal government, can’t be assed to pay them bc they’re too busy playing games is crazy work

is this bc women are allowed to vote?

I bout puts bc they shot up rhianna house

I have puts. I’m now scared that they’re going to get fucked bc the after hours are already red

LAST TIME OIL WENT OVER 100 WE PUMPED $20 BC WAR WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER LMAO

So when is the point we just take this market out back bc this shit feels beat 

BC el presidente said so

do we bounce now bc bers are making fun of bols?

That's kind of odd bc if China gets it's oil it won't buy elsewhere so oil prices come down.

I have to bc as soon as I buy calls it’s going to dump

Its only up a little bc of oracle. We go back down tomorrow and friday

It's not. You just don't hear about it bc no one gives a shit, but there have been skirmishes and provocations every single month since the end of the korean war. No one cares about a few stray shots in a forest, or an inexplicable mine left on a patrol route.

Im left sided bc my right side got a stroke from reading this

Bc nothing can take down the market

Naming rights bc Those mines are paid for by my tax dollars

wdym bc of daylight savings?

I saw people on here say they couldn't vote for kamala bc she would start a war

Bc you have puts

So let's get this straight. Essentially, the market is up a little bit right now, despite the Strait still being closed off, just because 🌮 said the war is almost over? So everyone is just believing him and thinks he's going to taco sooner than 4 weeks?  Okay, the reality is the Hormuz is a real big problem that isn't going to be solved any time soon unless he pulls out without unconditional surrender bc they are not unconditional surrendering anytime soon.  If the Strait remains closed for 4 more days, a global recession is just about imminent. Expect a rug pull first thing in the morning, but a good V at 12-3.

Puts bc why not

Secretary of Energy Chris Wright patting himself on the back right now after that fake tweet sending prices lower. too bad this admin wont do shit about bc they are a bunch of scumbags.

Imagine longing oil bc Middle East conflict bad while not knowing oil collapsed in the gulf war. Call that the regard tax.

bc he's an idiot

me too, but I'd need batteries too bc utilities in my state pay/credit basically nothing for excess power.

I once flew Frontier to Florida bc it was $40 & some dude on the flight was wearing designer w/ the tags still on. Insane attempt to flex.

I know this is news to you bc you’ve never read a book but the price of oil collapsed during the gulf war. It. Can. Happen.

Bc Iran is 1/3 the size of the US and we are bombing all of it. Imagine a country bombing us from LA to Denver and trying to track a boat the size of a tractor trailer in west Texas.

BC of ORCL

#is this bc Iran has TOMAHAWK MINISSLES?!?

The easiest market of all time just buy every dip bc trump gives in in days

Bers busy siphoning out gas from their mum's car and flushing them down the toilet bc they think that'll keep the prices high and the supply scarce 😂🫵

Won’t happen bc I need it to lol

Same, i coulda sold my puts around breakeven price but bc of the fuckass app im looking at -70%. Idek if i should hold😟

bc nothing changed, just lies

SNOW ceo went on cnbc wearing sunglasses saying how awesome they were doing bc AI and dropped 20% the next day.

#THEM TOMAHAWKS MUST BE SOME NEW TEK BC ITS SOUNDS DEADLY FOR IRAN TO HAVE!

Really thought this Monday was different than last week bc the shock of oil price overnight being a major sell trigger even with it selling off from its overnight highs to the 90s. That’s is still a substantial increase from Friday close yet we went mega green today and was pumping before we had war is over news even tho now it looks like war is actually not over.